[HTannor]

Re: The Wash O'Hanley Show is looking for 1 Intern

Here in Iowa, they got all nit-picky about meth ingredients. Registrations at pharmacies and such.

The genuine IDs I provided worked for awhile, but the spicks started getting a little uneasy with their pictures being taken and such. (Don't even talk to me about the costs of grinding out a second set of IDs.)

Is there any chance your chink factories can start whipping out the things needed? I'm thinking that coolie wages are a LOT less than what US companies are paying their illegals.

For example, the US antihistamines are about 3 or 4 bucks for a pack of twelve caps. Your slants have just gotta be doing it for less than that. Factor in the airfare where they can be tucked into the cargo holds and wheel wells and I'm guessing a net cost of maybe a buck or less - tops.

We're are talking win-win here.

Let me know.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: The Wash O'Hanley Show is looking for 1 Intern

]Is there any chance your chink factories can start whipping out the things needed? I'm thinking that coolie wages are a LOT less than what US companies are paying their illegals.

For example, the US antihistamines are about 3 or 4 bucks for a pack of twelve caps. Your slants have just gotta be doing it for less than that. Factor in the airfare where they can be tucked into the cargo holds and wheel wells and I'm guessing a net cost of maybe a buck or less - tops.

Brother Tannor, I can assure you that nearly all of our Chink factory workers are already being supplied meth (mixed into their rice and noodle rations). It's done wonders for their productivity, and most of them are so grateful that they don't even ask us to pay them in cash anymore - meth alone seems to keep them happy for the whole 6 to 8 months that we employ them (after which time they seem to develop some mysterious illness that causes liver, kidney and heart failure).

As for importing meth into the USA...we'd love to, but unfortunately we're bound by contractual obligations not to do so. Our Chinese business partners say that this is their exclusive domain, though this brings them into occasional conflict with our Mexican business associates.


Cleaning up after a little business spat in Juarez, Mexico

Anyway, as an honest caring, sharing corporation, Uranus would never attempt to undercut our Chinese business partners. Despite a few hiccups, our relationship with them has been excellent. And they do fantastic work settling disputes with labor unions and environmental activists who occasionally cause us trouble, while at the same time supplying us with organs for our medical group's transplant business.


Our Chinese business partners holding an Executive Board meeting in Shanghai

Just to give you an idea of what a great working relationship we have with the Chinese...I know I've mentioned it before, but remember that big hullabaloo the liberal media made about melamine in Chinese food products? Well, as I've said before, melamine is nutritious and perfectly safe - I'll bet that most of you continue to use it at home as a floor wax and furniture polish. Anyway, environwackos in Obama's commie FDA banned melamine in food products, even dogfood (which so many elderly people in America depend on). Fortunately, my Chinese friends used their influence so that we could continue selling melamine-fortified infant formula, not only within China but also for export to Third World countries where people have nothing else to eat besides mud and discarded bicycle tires.


Sanlu floor wax and furniture polish

Anyway, time has vindicated us. Recently health studies (paid for with generous donations from Uranus) have recently proved that our infant formula promotes rapid growth. This is due to the unfairly maligned melamine (or perhaps the steroids and hormones) that we include in our health food products. And don't believe those slanderous reports about Chinese babies developing enlarged breasts after consuming our products.


Satisfied customer: One year-old Chinese boy

It's sad but true that a successful corporation like mine has to constantly fight off ridiculous rumors spread by Al Gore, Ralph Nader, the World Health Organization and other vicious liberal fascists.