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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-15-2009, 08:53 PM
Oh, 16? Nevermind. Maybe in 2 years.
Hmm, I could actually use an armed escort to keep any interlopers from interfering with God's work. How are you with a semi-automatic pistol? Experienced in martial arts? I may have some use for you then.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-15-2009, 08:59 PM
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One of us will be more than glad to fill you in.
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See! If I had a dirty mind, I'd point out the possible sexural innuendos in your reply. But I don't, so I won't. 
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-15-2009, 09:38 PM
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Oh, 16? Nevermind. Maybe in 2 years.
Hmm, I could actually use an armed escort to keep any interlopers from interfering with God's work. How are you with a semi-automatic pistol? Experienced in martial arts? I may have some use for you then.
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Well let's just say I have a wide array of illegal arms to bring with.
As for martial arts, let's say back in Afghanistan, I took out a spy for the Taliban armed with an AK-47 with my bare fist.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-15-2009, 09:48 PM
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Yeah, but that's what Teenagers are there for.  |
They ain't teenergers, mercy, no dey ain't.
Dey trashy one, LeVitra she almost 30 now but she still act like you be.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-15-2009, 09:51 PM
I will certainly rise to defend our Godly Reverend Jim. Far too many people think that coming to Jesus is like a wine and cheese party – a little quiet organ hymn playing in the background as you talk to Jesus about the weather, discuss global warming, your stock portfolio, crabgrass, or the mortgage rate on your condo. The cathylicks, anglicants and epispiclickpaelians are best at this with their little wine and wafer parties. We all know that when the Holy Spirit comes to take us that something has to happen – those demons will not give up without a fight. If you look at the history of many religions, like the Quakers, Shakers, and even today's pennycostals, evangelicals, and charismatics, you will see something physical happening. This is one of the tools in Satan's arsenal to lead us astray with wanton sexual fornication, orgies, and the writhing that is often induced with loud rock music. It is easy to mistake the false religions and the tools of Satan when describing the experience of encountering the Holy Spirit.
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-15-2009, 10:46 PM
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Okay I am back. Allow me to explain some things about my ministry.
There is nothing sexual about it. I have no idea how anything I wrote could be construed as sexual. It's because "liveforHim" has a dirty, sinful mind and interprets the most innocent things as sexually depraved.
I created this ministry to help young women especially because they are a demographic that is often ignored by Christian ministries. Women are especially vulnerable to being led astray from the Lord, not just because they are emotionally unstable and fickle, but also because of the lack of resources to help them. The reason why this ministry is for women age 18-24 is because that is when they are most at risk to being tempted by Satan. They have just blossomed into young women and their hormones can seize control of them. They need a stable, sturdy, older and experienced male True Christian™ pastor like me to be a father figure to them.
The reason why this is done in hotels is so that the woman can feel perfectly safe and can be honest with me in an anonymous setting. The presence of other ladies may cause her to not speak up or become shy. Many things people want to talk about confidentially with a person one-on-one, not in a group. Also, I can donate all my time and energy helping one specific lady. Don't you agree?
Lastly, group ministry is available as I said in the original post. If a couple of women are perfectly okay having other ladies around, then it is okay. I have ministered to 3 ladies at once before.
As Jackie pointed out, I was very upset and let down that some perverted individuals would dare twist my holy Godly mission into some kind of disgusting fornication rompus. I believe "liveforHim" owes me an apology. Of course, as a peace offering, I am offering "liveforHim" a chance to engage me in this ministry. If she would like to sign up, I would be more than willing to lay the Love of Christ all over her.  |
To be quite honest with you, I don't really plan on apologizing for my opinion. I have already said that and if you don't respect me for it, well that's perfectly okay. I do not need someone to lead me to God. I had a friend lead me there two years ago and I have been close since. There is no need to "lay the Love of Christ all over me," as I would not accept that.
I am free to speak as I please and if it hurt you well, I suppose I could be sorry for it hurting you but I am not sorry I said it. I will not say that I am sorry if I am not.
I am NOT a perverted individual and I will not sit here and be called one. If you expect me to apologize when you are just saying slander back to me it will not happen. Sorry.
I am only sixteen years old, and when I am eighteen in two years I do not plan on becoming apart of your ministry. I am in my own and they do an amazing job teaching about God. Pastor John is an amazing person who knows what he is talking about and that is all I need.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-16-2009, 01:55 AM
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See! If I had a dirty mind, I'd point out the possible sexural innuendos in your reply. But I don't, so I won't. |
Ah yes, the subtle I'm trying to remain innocent. However, I have to admit I used to have a very perverted mind, and found sexual jokes and such quite amusing, now I just think its stupid. So I CAN see where you would get something like that.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-16-2009, 09:04 AM
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Well Levi, I may have some work cut out for you. I am in need of a chaffeur, after having let go my faithful negro servant, Jupiter. Can you handle a stretch Escalade? Are you good at cleaning stains out of the waterbed I have in the back? (Sometimes I spill some sauce when I'm eating and the limo hits a bump in the road)
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I had to go get a suit and a haircut before accepting this position. Did I happen to mention I'm selectively deaf?
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08-16-2009, 04:51 PM
Reverend have you thought of an answer to my offer? I'm all ready to go with you. Praise Jesus! 
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-16-2009, 11:31 PM
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Rev stay with the trans....
Everyone knows what you're trying to do!   |
What? Why are you trying to lump the good Reverend in with "trans"gender abominations? There's no call for that!
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08-17-2009, 01:55 AM
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I did Jackie. A couple minutes ago.
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You know, that post taken out of context sounds just a bit on the naughty side Tonya. You need to watch what you say, you could give people the wrong idea.
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08-17-2009, 02:06 AM
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You know, that post taken out of context sounds just a bit on the naughty side Tonya. You need to watch what you say, you could give people the wrong idea.
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This is the kind of thing that confuses people and also why using good punctuation is important. You want people to know what you mean, right? Then write that way.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-17-2009, 02:06 AM
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You know, that post taken out of context sounds just a bit on the naughty side Tonya. You need to watch what you say, you could give people the wrong idea.
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Hah, seems like I'm not the only one who takes things in a wrong way now am I? (:
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-17-2009, 02:13 AM
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Hah, seems like I'm not the only one who takes things in a wrong way now am I? (:
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See. THAT can be construed as something sexually perverse right there.
My point is my ministry is perfectly innocent but anyone with a lustful, twisted mind could make it sound like whatever they want. On the bright side, I've had a phenomenal response to this. I already have 20 ladies wanting to be saved this month, but I'm going to have look through their letters and photos and see which one needs Jesus in her the most desperately.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-17-2009, 02:19 AM
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Hah, seems like I'm not the only one who takes things in a wrong way now am I? (:
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And what it is this wrong "way."
I see.... *SODOMITE ALERT*
See! I told everyone! But you guys really should have listened to me! Now we have another witch on these forums! This is really annoying.
Edit: So Reverend, do I have the posistion as Security yet?
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-17-2009, 02:22 AM
Rev Jim, correction, 21. But you already know what I look like.!
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08-17-2009, 02:22 AM
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And what it is this wrong "way."
I see....*SODOMITE ALERT*
See! I told everyone! But you guys really should have listened to me! Now we have another witch on these forums! This is really annoying.
Edit: So Reverend, do I have the posistion as Security yet?
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Hah. Th is wrong way consis ts of thinking of something that isn't exactly there. Y ou know?
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08-17-2009, 02:30 AM
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Rev Jim, correction, 21. But you already know what I look like.!
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Jackie, I thought you were secure in your faith in Jesus. I think Reverend Jim usually helps young ladies that are more "lost" than you. Women of loose morals, those that use drugs, and prostitutes that are wanting to change their Hellbound lifestyles. People like that need his help in the worst way!
You are an upstanding young lady from all that I know about you.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-17-2009, 02:34 AM
Thats very true. But I thought I read something about young women who wanted to further thier knowledge in Christ. If I misread, I'm terribly sorry.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
08-17-2009, 02:34 AM
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Well, well, well, here we are again with our Canadian attitude stirring up trouble. You know, I think our little miss canaduh would be perfect for the leading role in LBC's true to life reenactment of Ezekiel Chapter 23!
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What is Ezekiel Chapter 23?
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Hah. This wrong way consists of thinking of something that isn't exactly there. You know?
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