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    Help me

    hibernation is greater than sleep. it's miles a totally deep sleep.the animal's temperature drops to simply over 0 centigrade, and its heart beats very slowly.folks who locate hibernating animals asleep frequently think that they may be useless: the frame feels very bloodless, and the creature might also breathe handiest as soon as each five mins.a hibernating animal can't feel any pain.you can contact it, or even pull its tail, with out causing it to move or awaken.in its hibernating kingdom it may even live in a toxic environment for a.
    I can't go on. My loins are on fire for your Pastor Zeke. His workds about jesus sizzle.
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    Re: Help me

    Mr. Chen, if you like Pastor Ezekiel's words, you should listen to them. Our Godly Pastor is a minister of God, and therefore he is completely heterosexual.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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    • #3
      Re: Help me

      Mr. Chen, it is your punctuation usage that is in hibernation. When your higher brain functions have awakened from a very deep slumber, you can set about to composing a proper introduction.

      Please tell us how you came to know Jesus, where you go to read about and learn about and talk about Jesus. Please also tell us which is your favorite Bible verse. And remember, even if it doesn't seem like the verse is about Jesus, it really is.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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      • #4
        Re: Help me

        Originally posted by Johnchen969 View Post
        hibernation is greater than sleep. it's miles a totally deep sleep.the animal's temperature drops to simply over 0 centigrade, and its heart beats very slowly.folks who locate hibernating animals asleep frequently think that they may be useless: the frame feels very bloodless, and the creature might also breathe handiest as soon as each five mins.a hibernating animal can't feel any pain.you can contact it, or even pull its tail, with out causing it to move or awaken.in its hibernating kingdom it may even live in a toxic environment for a.
        I can't go on. My loins are on fire for your Pastor Zeke. His workds about jesus sizzle.
        Hello to you, Miss Johnchen, and may I extend to you a most cordial to . We are so pleased that you have found us in the vast interwebs galaxy, as that shows us that you desire to find the Truths of Almighty .

        Now, then, I must point out that you seem to have missed our friendly requests at the top of our Introduction Forum. I shall post these for your benefit:

        The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        We can't wait to get to know you, Dear, and it is my hope that you will provide us with this very important information -- as soon as possible.
        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • #5
          Re: Help me

          Doesn't the Biblical proscription against crippled people entering a church also apply to the mentally crippled?

          Please, get this woman some help. Preferably not near here. The county hospital in Des Moines would be appropriate.
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          • #6
            Re: Help me

            Originally posted by Johnchen969 View Post
            hibernation is greater than sleep. it's miles a totally deep sleep.the animal's temperature drops to simply over 0 centigrade, and its heart beats very slowly.folks who locate hibernating animals asleep frequently think that they may be useless: the frame feels very bloodless, and the creature might also breathe handiest as soon as each five mins.a hibernating animal can't feel any pain.you can contact it, or even pull its tail, with out causing it to move or awaken.in its hibernating kingdom it may even live in a toxic environment for a.
            I can't go on. My loins are on fire for your Pastor Zeke. His workds about jesus sizzle.
            I suggest wrapping yourself up in a nice throw and reading a Good Book(c), like the KJV Holy Bible. Chock full of the Greatest Stories Ever Told(r)
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Help me

              Would you like some dressing to go with your word salad, Johnny dear?

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