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  • #16
    Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

    Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
    And you people say I'm not a lady! Lol!

    Anyway, here's the point: church after church after church claims to go by the Bible. However, many hate people for this, that and the other. Others are about compassion, love and forgiveness.

    Both can quote verse after verse to defend their belief. And yet, here at Landover, you will always err on the side of hating too much. Good idea for a religion based on the prince of peace.
    I defy you or any liberal scum to find a quote in the Holy Bible that says anything nice about queers. Anything.

    If you don't like what the Bible says, then don't blame us. Your argument is with God.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #17
      Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

      Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
      no, it's because they discriminated him, if he was black and they did the same thing the end result would be equally the same.
      Wait, were you saying that if he was black he'd still probably have HIV? That's pretty racist of you.
      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
      Homosexuality does not affect one's ability to drive.
      How many sodomite NASCAR drivers can you name? Also, how are they supposed to control a steering wheel with their limp wrists?

      Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
      Yeah!

      Didn't you know? The only people you're allowed to hate is.... well, just about everybody Landover Baptist Department of Hate™ tells them to hate.... and that's nearly everybody.

      You know, now that I think about it, I don't think I would want to go to heaven. From the way you people talk about it, it's probably a pretty lonely place. After all, what, only a few dozen or so people can get in?
      I could almost mistake you for someone who's finally started reading the Bible. Almost.

      Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
      14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
      Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
      And you people say I'm not a lady!
      Yes. There's a reason for that.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #18
        Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        How many sodomite NASCAR drivers can you name? Also, how are they supposed to control a steering wheel with their limp wrists?
        I can't name ANY NASCAR drivers, since I don't watch NASCAR. Driving in a circle doesn't impress me.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • #19
          Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Wait, were you saying that if he was black he'd still probably have HIV? That's pretty racist of you.

          That's what you make of it, Brother.

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          • #20
            Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

            Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
            Driving in a circle doesn't impress me.
            Unless it's Dupont Circle, in which case you think those drivers should get special rights.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • #21
              Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

              Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
              I can't name ANY NASCAR drivers, since I don't watch NASCAR. Driving in a circle doesn't impress me.
              You liberal elitists really do hate the little man, don't you?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

                Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
                Anyway, here's the point: church after church after church claims to go by the Bible. However, many hate people for this, that and the other. Others are about compassion, love and forgiveness.

                Both can quote verse after verse to defend their belief. And yet, here at Landover, you will always err on the side of hating too much. Good idea for a religion based on the prince of peace.
                The key word there is "claims." Yes, we know that lesser churches claim to go by the Bible, but here's the difference. The rest of them decide what to believe and then go through the Bible and cherry-pick the proof texts that back up their preferred doctrines. We read the Bible (all of it) first and then decide what to believe from the totality of the Bible. If I'm mistaken on that point, blow the dust off of your King James Bible and show me.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #23
                  Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Unless it's Dupont Circle, in which case you think those drivers should get special rights.
                  I'm not familiar with Dupont Circle.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Old Europe gives yet more special rights to sodomites

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    You liberal elitists really do hate the little man, don't you?

                    I'm elitist because I don't find watching people drive in a circle amusing?
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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