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    Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

    Now we all know that tonight was the Vice Presidential debate between Joe Biden () and Sarah Palin (), and I am happy to announce that I was in my lab with our graduate students, monitoring the outcome of the debate with our proprietary debate-monitoring tools. I am now proud to announce the results of the debate, that I am certain will be released by Fox News tomorrow!

    I have attached the image of the outcome of the debate, as monitored by our new software. The data is clearly marked, and I think that it is obvious that we can call this debate, if not the entire election, a big WIN for McCain/Palin!!!!
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    Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

    POWNED!!!!

    GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

      Who does America need? Some old washed up Washington hack, or a new Governor with her own ideas? The results are clear.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

        Kudos to Vice President Palin on her stellar performance. She answered each and every question the way SHE (and Jesus) wanted to, not the way that liberal negress media sow wanted.

        Jesus approves, without a doubt.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

          What are you people talking about?This women couldn't talk about the bankruptcy problem,she was horrible in foreign policy.Essentially,she was a like a robot who memorized the talking points.She was doing circles like she did in previous interviews.

          On the other hand,Biden looked like a confident and experienced person with tremendous leadership,who knew what was happening and gave viable solutions.

          Recent poll showed that Biden got 54% and Paling got 38%.To her credit,84% thought she did a better job than expected.

          Biden was the clear winner and I felt way more confident with him than her.Her excuse for one of the questions was that she doesn't have any promises because she was appointed vice-president 5 weeks ago,lol.

          She helped herself but not the Republican base.This won't convince too many people ,especially with her annoying folksy tone

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            Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

            You believe what you want, but you'll see, in 30 days, who won. We have our own sources, and He is never wrong.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Who does America need? Some old washed up Washington hack, or a new Governor with her own ideas? The results are clear.
              In her debate,it seemed like she said that homosexuals should be treated equally ,or maybe that was a gaffe .

              In any case,I don't want the washed up Washington hack (McBush) ,nor the psychotic 'pious' unintelligent Governor to win.

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              • #8
                Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                What are you people talking about?This women couldn't talk about the bankruptcy problem,she was horrible in foreign policy.Essentially,she was a like a robot who memorized the talking points.She was doing circles like she did in previous interviews.

                It doesn't surprise me that you couldn't understand a word she said.

                Or did you even bother to watch.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  You believe what you want, but you'll see, in 30 days, who won. We have our own sources, and He is never wrong.
                  Yeah,I will never doubt His wisdom.Since the satanist will leave in 4 months,it's time for a Democrat to repair his wrongdoings.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                    Ever wondered why we call liberals whiners? Just look at how this crybaby sobbed when Sarah pointed out that he doesn't know what it's like to raise a family!



                    Kudos to super-mom Sarah for not dignifying that with a response!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                      Ever wondered why we call liberals whiners? Just look at how this crybaby sobbed when Sarah pointed out that he doesn't know what it's like to raise a family!



                      Kudos to super-mom Sarah for not dignifying that with a response!
                      It was a heart-warming moment for people who respect women.Joe Biden is an awesome person.May God bless him.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                        Are you crazy? He's a big giant baby who wasted 30 years taking up space in the Senate. He didn't mention God ONE TIME and Sarah did, saying that God would richly reward school teachers (his wife). God doesn't really want women to be teachers, but still. At least the Creator was on her mind!

                        She is a little green, but she has a good 18 to 24 months to learn before she actually becomes President. It will be a glorious day when I wake up and see her taking the oath of office in a hallway outside the CCU at Georgetown U. Hospital. She will return America to FAMILY VALUES, which she knows first hand (teen pregnancy, etc.) and she takes CARE of her kids (Biden couldn't even keep his kids ALIVE).

                        She made all the right sound bites: America First (whether right or wrong), God First, Family First, Tax Cuts First, get our economy back, and Main Street First/Wall Street Last.

                        Maybe the polls are going temporarily in the wrong direction, but God resurrected his son Jesus; he will resurrect his servant Sarah's VP campaign. Glory to God!
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • #13
                          Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                          Osambo, spare us your sexism.

                          Governor Palin performed brilliantly, especially all of the times she explained how she'd clean up the mess left by the inside-the-Beltway establishment. Take that, Clintons!
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                          • #14
                            Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                            Amen and Glory!!!! Delaware Senator Joe Stalin certainly got his clock cleaned last night!!!!

                            I especially liked how Sarah refused to answer the obviously biased moderator's "gotcha" questions, and answered her own instead!!!!

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                              Re: Biden vs. Saracudah: The results are in!

                              I didn't trust that uppity Negress from the word go. She obviously favored Obama. After all, she WAS black.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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