[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Now we all know that tonight was the Vice Presidential debate between Joe Biden () and Sarah Palin (), and I am happy to announce that I was in my lab with our graduate students, monitoring the outcome of the debate with our proprietary debate-monitoring tools. I am now proud to announce the results of the debate, that I am certain will be released by Fox News tomorrow!

I have attached the image of the outcome of the debate, as monitored by our new software. The data is clearly marked, and I think that it is obvious that we can call this debate, if not the entire election, a big WIN for McCain/Palin!!!!
USA! USA! USA!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

POWNED!!!!

GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nobar King]

Who does America need? Some old washed up Washington hack, or a new Governor with her own ideas? The results are clear.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Kudos to Vice President Palin on her stellar performance. She answered each and every question the way SHE (and Jesus) wanted to, not the way that liberal negress media sow wanted.

Jesus approves, without a doubt.

[Osambo 08]

What are you people talking about?This women couldn't talk about the bankruptcy problem,she was horrible in foreign policy.Essentially,she was a like a robot who memorized the talking points.She was doing circles like she did in previous interviews.

On the other hand,Biden looked like a confident and experienced person with tremendous leadership,who knew what was happening and gave viable solutions.

Recent poll showed that Biden got 54% and Paling got 38%.To her credit,84% thought she did a better job than expected.

Biden was the clear winner and I felt way more confident with him than her.Her excuse for one of the questions was that she doesn't have any promises because she was appointed vice-president 5 weeks ago,lol.

She helped herself but not the Republican base.This won't convince too many people ,especially with her annoying folksy tone

[Nobar King]

You believe what you want, but you'll see, in 30 days, who won. We have our own sources, and He is never wrong.

[Osambo 08]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Who does America need? Some old washed up Washington hack, or a new Governor with her own ideas? The results are clear.

In her debate,it seemed like she said that homosexuals should be treated equally ,or maybe that was a gaffe .

In any case,I don't want the washed up Washington hack (McBush) ,nor the psychotic 'pious' unintelligent Governor to win.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Osambo 08

What are you people talking about?This women couldn't talk about the bankruptcy problem,she was horrible in foreign policy.Essentially,she was a like a robot who memorized the talking points.She was doing circles like she did in previous interviews.

It doesn't surprise me that you couldn't understand a word she said.

Or did you even bother to watch.

[Osambo 08]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

You believe what you want, but you'll see, in 30 days, who won. We have our own sources, and He is never wrong.

Yeah,I will never doubt His wisdom.Since the satanist will leave in 4 months,it's time for a Democrat to repair his wrongdoings.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Ever wondered why we call liberals whiners? Just look at how this crybaby sobbed when Sarah pointed out that he doesn't know what it's like to raise a family!

Kudos to super-mom Sarah for not dignifying that with a response!

[Osambo 08]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Ever wondered why we call liberals whiners? Just look at how this crybaby sobbed when Sarah pointed out that he doesn't know what it's like to raise a family!

Kudos to super-mom Sarah for not dignifying that with a response!

It was a heart-warming moment for people who respect women.Joe Biden is an awesome person.May God bless him.

[ExGay Alex]

Are you crazy? He's a big giant baby who wasted 30 years taking up space in the Senate. He didn't mention God ONE TIME and Sarah did, saying that God would richly reward school teachers (his wife). God doesn't really want women to be teachers, but still. At least the Creator was on her mind!

She is a little green, but she has a good 18 to 24 months to learn before she actually becomes President. It will be a glorious day when I wake up and see her taking the oath of office in a hallway outside the CCU at Georgetown U. Hospital. She will return America to FAMILY VALUES, which she knows first hand (teen pregnancy, etc.) and she takes CARE of her kids (Biden couldn't even keep his kids ALIVE).

She made all the right sound bites: America First (whether right or wrong), God First, Family First, Tax Cuts First, get our economy back, and Main Street First/Wall Street Last.

Maybe the polls are going temporarily in the wrong direction, but God resurrected his son Jesus; he will resurrect his servant Sarah's VP campaign. Glory to God!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Osambo, spare us your sexism.

Governor Palin performed brilliantly, especially all of the times she explained how she'd clean up the mess left by the inside-the-Beltway establishment. Take that, Clintons!

[Brother Cletus]

Amen and Glory!!!! Delaware Senator Joe Stalin certainly got his clock cleaned last night!!!!

I especially liked how Sarah refused to answer the obviously biased moderator's "gotcha" questions, and answered her own instead!!!!

[ExGay Alex]

I didn't trust that uppity Negress from the word go. She obviously favored Obama. After all, she WAS black.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Alex the Russian

I didn't trust that uppity Negress from the word go. She obviously favored Obama. After all, she WAS black.

I heard that she had an affair with Obama recently, but the MSM is ignoring it. WHY HASN'T OBAMA COME OUT TO DENY THIS???? IT'S JUST LIKE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE--He's just hoping that this whole mess goes away. Tell your friends, let's get a grassroots campaign against him:

1. He's black
2. He's not an American citizen
3. He had an affair with this moderator

[H. Montague Worthington]

Well you just know that this Ifill Negress and her ghetto friends were plotting down at the fried chicken stand to throw this debate to the DEMONcrats. Typical-- nobody sticks together like the DEMONcrats and the minorities.

[Nobar King]

Did you know that Gwen Ifill (what does she fill?) has a book about Barak Obama which is scheduled to be released on inauguration day?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

I heard that she had an affair with Obama recently, but the MSM is ignoring it. WHY HASN'T OBAMA COME OUT TO DENY THIS???? IT'S JUST LIKE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE--He's just hoping that this whole mess goes away. Tell your friends, let's get a grassroots campaign against him:

1. He's black
2. He's not an American citizen
3. He had an affair with this moderator

Does that make her a mooselimb too? I got the sense that she was struggling not to shout something, so perhaps she was struggling not to shout, "Subhan Allah! Death to whiteys and infidels!"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Osambo 08

In her debate,it seemed like she said that homosexuals should be treated equally ,or maybe that was a gaffe .

If you were paying attention, O'Sambo, you'd have seen that when the sexist, domineering Biden tried to "interpret" her views (that she would TOLERATE people) to say that she would treat all people including sodomites equally under the law, she re-stated that she would tolerate them. Here's the transcript:

BIDEN: The bottom line though is, and I’m glad to hear the governor, I take her at her word, obviously, that she think there should be no civil rights distinction, none whatsoever, between a committed gay couple and a committed heterosexual couple. If that’s the case, we really don’t have a difference.

IFILL: Is that what you said?

PALIN: Your question to him was whether he supported gay marriage and my answer is the same as his and it is that I do not.

IFILL: Wonderful. You agree. On that note, let’s move to foreign policy.

Originally Posted by Alex the Russian

Are you crazy? He's a big giant baby who wasted 30 years taking up space in the Senate. He didn't mention God ONE TIME and Sarah did, saying that God would richly reward school teachers (his wife).

Absolutely, Brother Alex!

Her reward certainly hasn't been on Earth, with the salaries schoolmarms get.