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  • #16
    Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation

    It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.
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    • #17
      Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation

      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
      It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.
      Brother in Christ,

      I strongly suspect that masturbation is also a cause of volcanism and not only a correlate.

      Psalms 144:5
      Bow thy heavens, O LORD, and come down: touch the mountains, and they shall smoke.


      It is higly likely that by examining the distribution of volcanoes in the world, we could also detect the hotspots of self-abuse, namely, papist Naples, Iceland, Japan, papist (of the Muslin variety) Indonesia, and New Zealand (also known as the ovine fornicatory capital on Earth). This is how True™ Creation Science works! Glory!

      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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