[WWJDnow]

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation

It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation

It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.

Brother in Christ,

I strongly suspect that masturbation is also a cause of volcanism and not only a correlate.

Psalms 144:5
Bow thy heavens, O LORD, and come down: touch the mountains, and they shall smoke.

It is higly likely that by examining the distribution of volcanoes in the world, we could also detect the hotspots of self-abuse, namely, papist Naples, Iceland, Japan, papist (of the Muslin variety) Indonesia, and New Zealand (also known as the ovine fornicatory capital on Earth). This is how True™ Creation Science works! Glory!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer