[MusicInHerHeart]

Re: Ten Questions to Ask Your History Teacher

Uh, okay, so when we burned down Toronto in the war of 1812, it was because one of our cows kicked a lantern?

The fictional cow you're referring to was said to have started the Great Chicago Fire.

You're missing the point. When do you ever hear a good thing about Canada in your daily life, from the people around you? I understand talking about our neighbor to the north isn't exactly everyday conversation, but it comes up now and then. In my experiences, at least, when Canada does come into a conversation, the people involved can only think of negative things to say about it.

Now, I'll admit I may have been over generalizing and over exaggerating my previous statement, but it was to make the point that 95% of the things I've ever heard about Canada from everyday people is negative.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now, I'll admit I may have been over generalizing and over exaggerating my previous statement, but it was to make the point that 95% of the things I've ever heard about Canada from everyday people is negative.

All True Christians™ know that Godless Cannuckistan is as bad as it gets. Chockfull of queers and frenchies, race traitors and intolerant liebrals, the only reason it's still there is because we may need it for a province one day.

God hates Canada, believe you me!

[Wide-Open]

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All True Christians™ know that Godless Cannuckistan is as bad as it gets. Chockfull of queers and frenchies, race traitors and intolerant liebrals, the only reason it's still there is because we may need it for a province one day.

God hates Canada, believe you me!

One could say Canada is the Belgium of the Americas. Except they even thought about introducing the Sharia - madness not observed so far in my silly "country".

[MusicInHerHeart]

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Sorry, but I'm inclined not to much pay attention to the godhates(insert noun here).com sites. If you can show me a Christian site against homosexuality, but with the understanding to "love the sinner, hate the sin," then I'll listen to your argument.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry, but I'm inclined not to much pay attention to the godhates(insert noun here).com sites. If you can show me a Christian site against homosexuality, but with the understanding to "love the sinner, hate the sin," then I'll listen to your argument.

If you can show me any verses in the Holy Bible that say that fags are to be loved, then I'll eat my hat.

What the Bible says about Homosexuality:

Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[Magnum Innominandum]

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It seems to me that the True Christians™ here definitely do love their neighbors as they love themselves, which is why so many work so hard to save the lost souls who wander in. I can witness to the fact that the barking and croaking of demons that only recently disturbed my sleep has mostly fallen silent since I found this forum. Satan's servants no longer break into my waking hours with their hoarse cries and mournful meeping, unless as deluded little lesbian Goth girls who are quickly given instruction by the righteous men of Landover Baptist. Though I am as saturated with sin as the swamps of Louisiana that were not drained because of anti-American environmentalists, who probably need such French-speaking micro-climates as venues for their unholy rites, I was nonetheless warmly welcomed here.

True Christians™ love themselves by enthroning the Lord in their hearts, and the slimy, spreading residue of sin within is extirpated -- the cancer is cut out with the Lord's scalpel, as it were. They can then turn to perform this surgery upon others, which is indeed an act of love.

But how does a compulsive masturbator love others as he or she loves himself or herself? As a cathylick priest, perhaps, corrupting the young -- turning them into death-cookie-eating homers? As a witch worming her fiendish fingers into the bodices of bewildered, drugged out teenagers coming into this forum to cry out for help? You say you agree that homosexuality is a sin, MusicInHerHeart -- but what are you doing about it? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of accursed Persia (hopefully soon to be liberated), is at least doing something about homers. If two men "stand naked under one cover without any necessity," for example, they both get 99 lashes [1]. And your wicked lesbian friend would have her precious little open mind shuttered right quick!

Though the mudslime savages will eventually be subdued by bombs so smart that each has the brains of a hundred camel drivers, giving those benighted moon-worshippers their freedom is taking a long time -- and that's because they cunningly exploit the weaknesses liberalism has brought to America.

You seem to have an interest in history, MusicInHerHeart, even if it is shot through with the soiled silk of communist historiographers. Consider this early American example of the homosexual agenda and how it should be dealt with --

Bradford wrote concerning the year 1642 that it was surprising to see how wickedness was growing in the colony, "wher the same was so much witnesed against, and so narrowly looked unto, and severly punished." He admitted that they had been censured even by moderate and good men "for their severities in punishments." And he noted, "Yet all this could not suppress the breaking out of sundrie notorious sins…espetially drunkennes and unclainnes; not only incontinencie betweene persons unmaried, for which many both men and women have been punished sharply enough, but some maried persons allso. But that which is worse, even sodomie and bugerie, (things fearfull to name,) have broak forth in this land, oftener then once."

The event which apparently provoked these observations from the governor was mentioned very briefly in court records of 7 September 1642: "Thomas Graunger, late servant to Love Brewster of Duxborrow, was this Court indicted for buggery wth a mare, a cowe, two goats, divers sheepe, two calves, and a turkey, and was found guilty, and received sentence of death by hanging untill he was dead." The executioner was Mr. John Holmes, the Messenger of the court, and in his account he claimed as due him £1 for ten weeks boarding of Granger, and £2/10 for executing Granger and eight beasts. Bradford described Granger as about sixteen or seventeen years of age. Someone saw him in the act with the mare, and he was examined and confessed. The animals were individually killed before his face, according to Leviticus 20:15, and were buried in a pit, no use being made of them. Bradford relates that on examination of both Granger and someone else who had made a sodomitical attempt on another, they were asked where they learned such practices, and one confessed he "had long used it in England," while Granger said he had been taught it by another, and had heard of such things when he was in England. [2]

Your mollycoddling false Christianity, MusicInHerHeart, has done nothing to stem the tide of sodomy. Surely you heard about the man who rightly had his exit ruptured by playing with horses only a year or two ago. These iniquities were smuggled in from Europe even in the 1640s! Still, America grew strong -- because these acts were severely punished.

Get that music out of your heart and enthrone the Jesus of True Christianity™, I say! The fifes and drums of tough love! If the little Gothic animals who show up here could be individually killed before the faces of the seductresses who turned them on to Wicca, for example, we'd soon have fewer homers than Ahmadinejad has in his slum of a country!

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[Brother Temperance]

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i dont beleive in evolution but george washington was true human.

What would you consider to be a false human? I do hope you're not being disrespectful about our little pickaninny friends.

A. Tricorner hats were more a fashion for the British Georgian hats mostly of the colonial areas.

Friend, we are not about to start taking advice about fashion from goths. We're just not.

It seems I have forgotten the dates of that war; I had to Google it to remember that it occurred before the . However, my statement in support of non-patriotic Americans still stands despite my mistake.

Why do you support non-patriotic Americans? Do you want the terrorists to win?

Now, I'll admit I may have been over generalizing and over exaggerating my previous statement, but it was to make the point that 95% of the things I've ever heard about Canada from everyday people is negative.

That's because of 95% of things about Canada are negative! Do you want people to start telling lies?

You seem to have an interest in history, MusicInHerHeart, even if it is shot through with the soiled silk of communist historiographers. Consider this early American example of the homosexual agenda and how it should be dealt with --

Bradford wrote concerning the year 1642 that it was surprising to see how wickedness was growing in the colony, "wher the same was so much witnesed against, and so narrowly looked unto, and severly punished." He admitted that they had been censured even by moderate and good men "for their severities in punishments." And he noted, "Yet all this could not suppress the breaking out of sundrie notorious sins…espetially drunkennes and unclainnes; not only incontinencie betweene persons unmaried, for which many both men and women have been punished sharply enough, but some maried persons allso. But that which is worse, even sodomie and bugerie, (things fearfull to name,) have broak forth in this land, oftener then once."

The event which apparently provoked these observations from the governor was mentioned very briefly in court records of 7 September 1642: "Thomas Graunger, late servant to Love Brewster of Duxborrow, was this Court indicted for buggery wth a mare, a cowe, two goats, divers sheepe, two calves, and a turkey, and was found guilty, and received sentence of death by hanging untill he was dead." The executioner was Mr. John Holmes, the Messenger of the court, and in his account he claimed as due him £1 for ten weeks boarding of Granger, and £2/10 for executing Granger and eight beasts. Bradford described Granger as about sixteen or seventeen years of age. Someone saw him in the act with the mare, and he was examined and confessed. The animals were individually killed before his face, according to Leviticus 20:15, and were buried in a pit, no use being made of them. Bradford relates that on examination of both Granger and someone else who had made a sodomitical attempt on another, they were asked where they learned such practices, and one confessed he "had long used it in England," while Granger said he had been taught it by another, and had heard of such things when he was in England. [2]

Your mollycoddling false Christianity, MusicInHerHeart, has done nothing to stem the tide of sodomy. Surely you heard about the man who rightly had his exit ruptured by playing with horses only a year or two ago. These iniquities were smuggled in from Europe even in the 1640s! Still, America grew strong -- because these acts were severely punished.

Praise! Imagine the message that would have been sent out if the liberals had managed to get a stay of execution for the animals involved. That perverted turkey had to be punished.

[Magnum Innominandum]

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Esteemed Brother Temperance,

I think it notable that no use was made of the delicious butterball turkey, the succulent mutton, etc. (or the mare, obviously related to the equine dreams that Mark Karen Cauchemar person suffers from). In those days, there was not much food around -- the Injuns monopolized it. And yet these men spurned this polluted meat! With these Goths, though, not making any use of them would be easy and logical -- not much flesh on those bones, and most of it tainted with cosmetics.

The passage also makes clear that liberals were around back then -- He admitted that they had been censured even by moderate and good men "for their severities in punishments." These politically correct heretics no doubt resembled false Christians like MusicInHerHeart. So-called "good" men, "moderate(s)" -- trying to stay the rod of the righteous. Had the punishments been more severe -- had these proto-liberal "Christians" not whined -- surely sodomy and like vices could have been eradicated!

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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the idea that God should -- or for that matter, can -- be killed, sickens me.

JOHN 3:16 SICKENS YOU?!?!??!

Jesus, aka God, DIED for your sins. DIED. Croaked, kicked the bucket, bought the farm, bit the dust, etc. etc. It's kind of why our symbol is a cross, you know, that thing that God DIED on for our sins?

And the Appalachians are on the East coast. Mountain ranges on the western side of the country are the Rockies and Sierra Nevada. Go look at a map sometime, it's quite enlightening.

And it's even more enlightening if you spin around a couple of times, so that you're so dizzy you can't tell east-west from north-south, latitude from longitude. That's like not knowing the difference between left-right and up-down.

According to your revolutionary THEORY, these "loyalists" of yours walked west across the appalatians, into savage indian terretory, and then walked north through this wilderness, before swimming across the Great Lakes into Canada. See my attached map at bottom, with the supposed refugee route in red.

Instead of just catching a ship to the sunshine and rum of Barbados, or French Louisiana.

Seeing as you've been taught your history by the Texas educational system, the best in the world, you have no excuse for your ignorance.

It seems I have forgotten the dates of that war;

Right, just like you forgot that God Died: John 3:16, and you forgot about the war of 1812, your basic directions, and the basic fact that the same people who promote "evolution" cannot be trusted on their history. When you stand before Jesus on Judgement Day, "I forgot" is not going to save you from the eternal torture of HELL.


Footnote:

Canada is fairly easy to get to, if you can get through the Appalachian Mountains, and many people had to know how to do that in order to travel on the East coast

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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The fictional cow you're referring to was said to have started the Great Chicago Fire.

Huh? How do you know I'm not refering to some other non-existant cow? There's a lot of non-existant cows in non-existance, you know.

You're missing the point.

And the point is which nonexistant cow started which fire? You're the one who went off topic.

when Canada does come into a conversation, the people involved can only think of negative things to say about it.

Which is worse than Toronto being burned to the ground, HOW? Your claim is that Canada-USA relations have gone downhill lately. ("it was not until recent years that the general public has deemed the country to be an "evil place.") Then I pointed out that it's been quite a while since we've burned down each other's capital cities, then you went onto a tangent about a nonexistant cow and accused me of going off topic!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Teachers arnt allowed to talk about god (any god,not just yours) in school anymore because you people were getting really mad about it, so the board was like fine that means we cant talk about yours either...FAIL.

Wrong again, "comrade."

God was taken out of our schools by Godless atheist fascists like you. That's just one of the reasons why True Christian™ families send their children to.....HOME school. Where God is an integral part of each and every lesson.

And seeing as you came from a secular school, I guess you must be proud of your complete lack of spelling, grammar and punctuation skills.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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You know, I really would go through and provide explanation for everything you're arguing me about, but I really despise that half the things I said were taken grossly out of context to better suit your end of the conversation.

That's the same thing evolutionists say when they lose the debate. The burden is on YOU to provide evidence to back up your "revolutionary war" theory, but just like the evolutionists, you have none.

Though I will say this to Jeb: I was referring to God the Father, not to God who spent time on this Earth as man.

You speak as if there are two of them. Don't you know that the 10 commandments says you're not worship other gods?

I'm starting to seriously doubt how committed to Christianity you are.

1. Do you support bringing Biblical Law to the United States of America?

2. Do you believe that homosexual acts deserve capital punishment?

3. Do you believe that allowing blemished people to approach the altar at church is an abomonation?

4. Do you support the wartime rules of engagement given to us by God in the book of Joshua?

5. Do you believe that Slaves should obey their master as they obey Christ?

I could go on all day, but there's no need because I doubt you are strong enough in your faith to agree with all of the abve statements.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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1. Do you support bringing Biblical Law to the United States of America?

2. Do you believe that homosexual acts deserve capital punishment?

3. Do you believe that allowing blemished people to approach the altar at church is an abomonation?

4. Do you support the wartime rules of engagement given to us by God in the book of Joshua?

5. Do you believe that Slaves should obey their master as they obey Christ?

Boy, it sure is easy to get rid of a lukewarm false-Christian. Just ask them if they believe the Bible or not. Then go into the details.

The Bible, world peace, and the environment: everyone's all for them, until you get into the details.

[Brother Thomas]

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I truly believe that the revolution did NOT take place. Just like the moon landing, it is a hoax perpetuated by suckular public schools. However, I must ask, where did America come from?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I must ask, where did America come from?

American was intelligently designed by the LORD.

Does anyone really need to know any more than that?