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  • #436
    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

    Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
    Why is the ovoid the final shape? A sphere seems more practical and aesthetic.
    Are Manatees practical and aesthetic, or Satanic water buffalo?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • #437
      Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Are Manatees practical and aesthetic, or Satanic water buffalo?
      Hey Pastor

      How do i get my picture to appear next to my name like yours?

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      • #438
        Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

        Originally posted by Chupa Pito View Post
        Hey Pastor

        How do i get my picture to appear next to my name like yours?
        At the top of the page, under the GODLY American flag is a menu item called 'user cp'. Click on it and see what you can do.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #439
          Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Are Manatees practical and aesthetic, or Satanic water buffalo?
          Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.

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          • #440
            Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

            Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
            Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.
            slave of god?!?! can someone ban this guy already.

            there are only slaves of the miserable the slaves of the devil

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            • #441
              Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

              Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
              Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.
              NO! They are the horrid munchers of small children and dwarves who wander too close to their lairs!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #442
                Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                oh i get this site now "wink wink"

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                • #443
                  Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                  Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
                  oh i get this site now "wink wink"
                  Yes, we are the ONLY Christian forum on the internet that teaches the whole Bible in context.

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                  • #444
                    Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                    Originally posted by anony mouse View Post
                    oh i get this site now "wink wink"
                    So you have accepted JESUS into your heart? GOOD! The next thing you must do is donate everything you own to GOD. The Paypal button at the bottom of the page will help you.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #445
                      Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

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                      • #446
                        Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                        What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • #447
                          Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?
                          Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.

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                          • #448
                            Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                            Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
                            Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.
                            This is a Christian forum. We're here to offer praise to Jesus. I don't know what you're here for.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #449
                              Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                              Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
                              Just trying to post something nice to calm the restlessness. Seems Pastor Ezekial in his infinite and unrivalled wisdom thought it necessary to give me an infraction.
                              How dare you question Pastor Ezekiel??!

                              AND you don't even have the good manners to spell his name properly!

                              I may be an unwashed heathen, I may be as thick as a pig milkshake, I may be a stinking sinner but at least I get Paster Ezekiel's name right.

                              I just pray God has mercy on your soul.

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                              • #450
                                Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes!

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                What's an Austrian clock have to do with all this?
                                why does everyone on this forum continue to call Australian's Austrian???

                                back on topic though,
                                the earth is not flat

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