[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

If anything, he's a selfless martyr. Imagine all the scrubbing he'd need to do to get his keys clean again! But I suppose you just have no compassion at all, do you?


Not for sadistic perverts like Old Man HATCHET.


What's that supposed to mean? Are you trying to say that you're angry because Old Man Hatchet doesn't insert his car keys into the vaginas of spotted owls?

I'd be angry if he inserted his car keys into the vagina (or cloaca in the case of birds) of any living being.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

I'd be angry if he inserted his car keys into the vagina (or cloaca in the case of birds) of any living being.

So you're saying you want him to kill the owls, and then insert his car keys into their unmentionables? What would be the point of that? You are one very strange lady.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

So you're saying you want him to kill the owls, and then insert his car keys into their unmentionables? What would be the point of that? You are one very strange lady.

Ok - I'm going to say this with small words so you can get it. The only thing he should be putting his car keys into is the door lock or switch of his car.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of any person other than his wife or girlfriend and then only if she says he can.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of an animal.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Owls are the Devils playthings and I do not approve of them at all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

Ok - I'm going to say this with small words so you can get it. The only thing he should be putting his car keys into is the door lock or switch of his car.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of any person other than his wife or girlfriend and then only if she says he can.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of an animal.

Says you, harlot.

God says that a female belongs to either her father or her husband. That includes her cooter. If Brother Hatchet has judged (righteously) that his son-in-law is a worthless good-for-nothing, then it is his Christian duty to take things into his own hands.

I praise Jesus that I can count a Godly man such as Brother Hatchet as my Brother in Christ. If only all daughters could have such a father, the world would be a Holier place.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Says you, harlot.

God says that a female belongs to either her father or her husband. That includes her cooter. If Brother Hatchet has judged (righteously) that his son-in-law is a worthless good-for-nothing, then it is his Christian duty to take things into his own hands.

I praise Jesus that I can count a Godly man such as Brother Hatchet as my Brother in Christ. If only all daughters could have such a father, the world would be a Holier place.

Praise be. Mr. Hatchet, I apologize. Keep up the good work, sir!

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

I wonder how often your husband lets you out of your cage to post on this forum, Dances. I do wish he wouldn't.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Hula Hoops

I wonder how often your husband lets you out of your cage to post on this forum, Dances. I do wish he wouldn't.

Must have a time delay lock on the cage.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Now you see, that wouldn't happen with a Godly lock made by the smiths of landover. No amount of demonic voodoo would break one of those!

But until Dances learns to respect her menfolk, I don't see why her husband don't discipline her more, or give her quiet time. Ain't he a real man?

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

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Is that your attitude to everything? Jew girls also smoke the marijuana weed and plot to overthrow freedom, I suppose you think that must be fine as well?
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Dear Brother Temp,
Jew used to be His Chosen people and I referred to those times.
But I think that Brother Marsh is right after all about the wicked shapes of those things. Hula Hoops, tires, donuts are abominations to the Lord!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Praise be. Mr. Hatchet, I apologize. Keep up the good work, sir!

I see the mods changed my post once again - NEVER would I apologise for calling a pervert a pervert.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I wonder how often your husband lets you out of your cage to post on this forum, Dances. I do wish he wouldn't.

Cage? As if.

The only cages in my home are the airline kennels we use to transport the cats to the vet.

My husband does not tell me what I can and cannot do. The only time I ask his permission for anything is if I need to use his car or his computer if mine is in the shop. Likewise, he asks before using my car or my computer if his is in the shop.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

Ok - I'm going to say this with small words so you can get it. The only thing he should be putting his car keys into is the door lock or switch of his car.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of any person other than his wife or girlfriend and then only if she says he can.

I really don't understand your logic here at all. Hatchet's car keys are his property, so why should his wife decide what he does with them? A man should have the right to choose what he wants to do with his car keys. The right to control over one's own car keys is one of the most basic, fundamental human rights.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I really don't understand your logic here at all. Hatchet's car keys are his property, so why should his wife decide what he does with them? A man should have the right to choose what he wants to do with his car keys. The right to control over one's own car keys is one of the most basic, fundamental human rights.

And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

Fixed.