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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 05-23-2011, 03:45 PM

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I think if you wanted to make a point you would've been better using the appropriate Scripture rather than just a narcissistic self-centred opinionated cherry-picking mind-spew like that attack on humble Christians.

Why so much anger? If I had you in front of me right now you'd be wondering how to pick yourself up off the floor right now after that insolent mannerless tirade.

Sorry. I didn't mean for it to be so long. I was honestly pretty calm while typing that out, but some of the comments in the thread left me sick to my stomach, and I had to respond. Some parts were opinion, and I admitted when they were. I'm not trying to attack anyone though, that wasn't the point at all.
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Sorry. I didn't mean for it to be so long. I was honestly pretty calm while typing that out, but some of the comments in the thread left me sick to my stomach, and I had to respond. Some parts were opinion, and I admitted when they were. I'm not trying to attack anyone though, that wasn't the point at all.
Well apologize right now then.

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Exclamation Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 05-24-2011, 05:43 PM

my daughter rubbed her pediabear toy against her vagina, she is 10 years old, i am afraid she will be sent to hell to burn with Satan, what shall i do?
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 05-24-2011, 06:17 PM

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my daughter rubbed her pediabear toy against her cooter, she is 10 years old, i am afraid she will be sent to hell to burn with Satan, what shall i do?
Stop trolling, you are not True Christian, you don't have pediabear toys. Repent. Accept Jesus in to you heart and create introduction thread.

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Wink Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SATAN! - 11-07-2014, 05:07 PM

Your daughter was punished because she rubbed herself.

Why is rubbing considered a punishable act? Inform her, teach her discretion and prudence. I'm sure I don't know why Christians are supposed to be loving and nurturing and the only Christians I've ever known are just outspoken and over the top. She is a child, not a woman. You can't punish her for an act she didn't know was for adults. And furthermore, I don't think God was an idiot. When he created men and women he gave us genitals that respond to stimulation, like everything else on our bodies. It isn't a "sin", it's a scientific fact.

If He didn't want us to feel pleasure, why is the clitoris located where it's so easily accessible? And more to the point, why is it only women are truly held to the standards of virginity? When a girl loses her virginity, there's a medical way to know that it's happened or not. If a boy loses his virginity no one will ever know unless he says something. Coincidence? I think it's just another thing men feel like they need to control. Probably for the same reasons that they go around having promiscuous sex and no one chastises them for it. And again, probably the same reason men are usually child abusers and molesters, murderers, and rapists.

All people are entitled to be human. Be Christian to be good to yourself and to others, not to be partial to yourself when it's convenient. This is the problem with religion, and that goes for every religion that follows a set of rules. I'm all for being moral and good, and for sharing what I have and giving to others, etc. But never would I raise my hand to my child for something as innocent and natural as the human condition.

And most interestingly, the fact that just because someone called you on the fact that you abused your daughter, which you did, and said you were not being a good Christian, you ban everyone who opposes you. Hahaha, ban me, too, please. Can't imagine a good person/parent/WOMAN who would WANT to be associated with you.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SATAN! - 11-07-2014, 06:16 PM

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...I'm all for being moral and good...
Those are your morals, and your definition of good. They are not universal, and probably not all that justifiable; it's just the way you've been trained.

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Um, hello?

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Your daughter was punished because she rubbed herself.
Nonsense. She was punished for practicing being a whore. Not only does impurity significantly decrease her father's likelihood of finding a suitable husband for her, but it increases the chances of unleashing a spiritual battle throughout the entire home. Look, you can invite demonic attack in through Harry Potter, through thriftstore sweaters, through the anal cavity, but there are hardly any more horrifying than that which comes from the cooter of a whoorish child.

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And furthermore, I don't think God was an idiot. When he created men and women he gave us genitals that respond to stimulation, like everything else on our bodies. It isn't a "sin", it's a scientific fact.
The only reason you think it isn't a Sin is because you believe in modern day science and not the Immutable Word of God. We know science is an intellectual trap, a means by which Satan tricks you into being his willing dupe (I Timothy 6:20-21). You can embrace that all you want, but Brother Jeb is a True Christian™ man. He didn't write the Bible, he just obeys it.

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But not all humans are entitled to be equal (Romans 9:21-22).

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I'm all for being moral and good, and for sharing what I have and giving to others, etc. But never would I raise my hand to my child for something as innocent and natural as the human condition.
If you cannot reliably identify True Morality, then you don't know if you are behaving morally and ethically. You just know you're behaving in such a way that doesn't make you feel bad. You're behaving selfishly, in other words.


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When a girl loses her virginity, there's a medical way to know that it's happened or not. If a boy loses his virginity no one will ever know unless he says something. Coincidence?
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I've been reading many post here in the past few months, but this one angered me and I had to sign up for an account.

After reading Jeb's situation and how he resolved it, I found I became angry. In no way am I telling another parent how to raise their children, but this borders the line of child cruelty in my eyes.

Fisrt off I'm sure she had no idea what she was feeling was sexuall in nature, rather a new feeling that she couldn't associate with good or bad. Instead of educating your daughter you chose to punish her with no explination, beat her then burn a gift that was given to her out of love.

This will definitally send her mixed messages, have you at least sat down with her and explained why she was punished so servearlly? Maybee it's time to educate her about her body (only what she needs to know, no need to get to deep into it.)

I am in no means judging you Jeb (the good lord will do that) but I must call your parenting into question, it actually frightens me.
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He's an atheist, dear. All atheists are jerks. They are incapable of knowing the difference between right and wrong, good and bad, compassion and conflict.

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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 11-16-2015, 10:56 PM

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Why are u arguing with these clowns, they are true Believers here Pauline, they mean all of this, of course they will say that they believe tho
Why are you talking to dead people? Do you practice witchcraft? Are you a Sinner Son? Are you unclean .. Whats the spell for "Suck it up"?


Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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