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  • #31
    Re: Hula Hoops

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.
    Sounds reasonable to me. Only a bleeding heart lieberal would take offense to that.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #32
      Re: Hula Hoops

      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
      So you were going to finger-piffle a child?
      No, he wouldn§t do that, would he? That act would seriously diminish her value, meaning he would not sell her for good money to some aging, rich Republican.
      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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      • #33
        Re: Hula Hoops

        I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sorry, but comparing sex to a hula hoop is just foolish. Yeah, they are swinging around their hips, so what? How is that anything like sex? It is a simple toy. My grandma did the whole hula hoop phase, and she is the biggest prude I know. Your personal (and somewhat silly) belief that it is equal to fornication is clearly wrong, seeing how an entire generation was into it, and back then it was harmless fun. Today it is old and outdated, rarely used. But it is still seen as simple fun.
        You are another example of a close minded Christian.

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        • #34
          Re: Hula Hoops

          Hello.

          I don't know. I remember when the hoola hoop came out. We knew the women who did it on the front lawns. "Hoopers". All of the good time gals were hoopers, as I recall back.

          People say, "you can't be that old," and I say "I am and I need to use your bathroom."

          "Chopper" Nye
          Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

          Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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          • #35
            Re: Hula Hoops

            Originally posted by Truth giving teen View Post
            I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sorry, but comparing sex to a hula hoop is just foolish. Yeah, they are swinging around their hips, so what? How is that anything like sex? It is a simple toy. My grandma did the whole hula hoop phase, and she is the biggest prude I know. Your personal (and somewhat silly) belief that it is equal to fornication is clearly wrong, seeing how an entire generation was into it, and back then it was harmless fun. Today it is old and outdated, rarely used. But it is still seen as simple fun.
            You are another example of a close minded Christian.
            Son, you clearly don't know your history. The Hula Hoop was introduced in 1957. Within a few short years the first birth control pill was introduced, Satanic Rock and Roll music began to corrupt the youth of this country, Betty Friedan unleashed the Feminazis and Lesbeans, wanton sex, "free love" and fornication became the norm, the "hippies" emerged along with the radical left, drug use (and "Acid") damaged the brains and DNA of an entire generation, and Bill Clinton told his first lie when he said he did not "inhale".

            This is no laughing matter.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #36
              Re: Hula Hoops

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              Son, you clearly don't know your history. The Hula Hoop was introduced in 1957. Within a few short years the first birth control pill was introduced, Satanic Rock and Roll music began to corrupt the youth of this country, Betty Friedan unleashed the Feminazis and Lesbeans, wanton sex, "free love" and fornication became the norm, the "hippies" emerged along with the radical left, drug use (and "Acid") damaged the brains and DNA of an entire generation, and Bill Clinton told his first lie when he said he did not "inhale".

              This is no laughing matter.

              I choose not to completely take in your side of the story, mostly because you chose a biased view of it. However I understand what you are saying. But it is truly hard to believe you, because almost everyone on this site is a close minded stereotypical Christian who chooses to enforce their religion unto others in complete disregard of others' beliefs. And by your biased view of history, it is obvious that you are one of them.

              This is no laughing matter.
              Yet I still laugh.
              I laugh at pretty much anything society doesn't(and some things society does).
              The nation is in tears because of a school shooting... I laugh
              A bunch of college students are found dead... I laugh
              9/11... I laugh


              Have a nice day.

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              • #37
                Re: Hula Hoops

                Originally posted by Truth giving teen View Post
                I choose not to completely take in your side of the story, mostly because you chose a biased view of it. However I understand what you are saying. But it is truly hard to believe you, because almost everyone on this site is a close minded stereotypical Christian who chooses to enforce their religion unto others in complete disregard of others' beliefs. And by your biased view of history, it is obvious that you are one of them.


                Yet I still laugh.
                I laugh at pretty much anything society doesn't(and some things society does).
                The nation is in tears because of a school shooting... I laugh
                A bunch of college students are found dead... I laugh
                9/11... I laugh


                Have a nice day.
                You are certainly the end product of the LIEbral education system that began its decline during the aftermath of the hula hoop era. Your cynicism displays the lack of a moral compass engendered by decades of ethical "relativity" in our institutions. Bill Clinton is a product of that generation and rose to power as the President of the most powerful nation on earth. We witnessed the daily diary of his oral escapades and semen stained dresses with a zaftig intern. You might laugh at school shootings until one of your feral classmates, who have no respect for or hold life sacred, puts a bullet through your head.

                Wake up son, we have no way of enforcing our beliefs on anyone. Don't just "believe" me, go look up your own history.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #38
                  Re: Hula Hoops

                  Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                  You are certainly the end product of the LIEbral education system that began its decline during the aftermath of the hula hoop era. Your cynicism displays the lack of a moral compass engendered by decades of ethical "relativity" in our institutions. Bill Clinton is a product of that generation and rose to power as the President of the most powerful nation on earth. We witnessed the daily diary of his oral escapades and semen stained dresses with a zaftig intern. You might laugh at school shootings until one of your feral classmates, who have no respect for or hold life sacred, puts a bullet through your head.

                  Wake up son, we have no way of enforcing our beliefs on anyone. Don't just "believe" me, go look up your own history.
                  Well that was a mouthful...
                  Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
                  LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.

                  You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hula Hoops

                    Originally posted by Truth giving teen View Post
                    Well that was a mouthful...
                    Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
                    LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.

                    You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.
                    Son, how old are you? 10? 12? Can't be any more.

                    The only closed minded people here are the Tunnel-Visioned Atheist Trolls, who instead of taking a drink from the Fountain of knowledge merely Gargled.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • #40
                      Re: Hula Hoops

                      Originally posted by Truth giving teen View Post
                      Well that was a mouthful...
                      Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
                      LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.

                      You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.
                      Tommy, we don't mind questions at all. But we don't allow 16 year old queers to post on our Godly forum. You lied your way in here, and God hates liars as much as He hates sodomites.

                      Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hula Hoops

                        You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hula Hoops

                          Originally posted by scooter79 View Post
                          You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward
                          This, coming from a drunken aussie scum who spends his time spewing hatred on God's favorite forum.....

                          I should ban you right here and now. Brother Hatchet is a deeply respected elder in Landover Baptist church, and a Gold Tither. You aren't fit to lick his sensible shoes.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hula Hoops

                            Originally posted by scooter79 View Post
                            You're nothing more than a gutless coward
                            Your nothing more than a vile austrailian with a name popular amongst queers.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hula Hoops

                              Originally posted by scooter79 View Post
                              You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward
                              Watch your mouth young lady!

                              Would you like for his grand daughter to end up like this?

                              (WARNING: EXPLICIT IMAGE, LADIES DO NOT WATCH!)


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                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Hula Hoops

                                Hang on a second! This is a parenting forum and I believe I'm entitled to throw in my two cents worth. He openly admitted "beating" his daughter and grand daughter. In many countries obesity is getting out of hand but yet you condemn something why simply and innocently promotes excercise. Nothing more. I've got no problem with disipline, but 'beating', as you put it, your own grand daughter is disgusting. I wish more kids got off their backsides from watching tv all day and did more physical activity.

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