[WWJDnow]

One of the greatest tragedies of Christian life is that billions of people who love the Lord and genuinely want to be saved will burn in Hell for eternity because they follow the teachings of false denominations such as Catholicism, Orthodox "Christianity," Episcopalianism, Lutheranism, Methodism, and whatever those people are up to in Black churches. It just breaks my heart to know that God has no choice but to torment these well-meaning people for eternity. The Catholic religion, as the largest and best organized of these false churches, is the worst offender.

Let me say at the outset that I do not blame these individuals who will die in sin because they did not attend an Evangelical church. They are the victims of a conspiracy fostered by Satan and perpetuated by religious leaders who are nothing more than con men and scammers who care for nothing but money.

The main tool these charlatans use is distorting the Bible, either through deliberate misinterpretation, selecting only certain passages while never teaching the whole Bible, and setting up priests or other religious leaders as intermediaries between man and God. As True Christians™, our most important mission is to bring the Gospel of Jesus Christ in its unadulterated form to the world. We know that, when people read the whole Bible with an open mind and an open heart, they will learn the Truth about God, and that Truth will set them free.

My greatest shame in life is that, as a teenager, before I was saved, I had a brief flirtation with Catholicism. I was sucked in by the pageantry of Catholic rituals and by the philosophical double talk that Catholic priests spout at the drop of a hat. I enjoyed believing that I could masturbate as much as I wanted yet still be forgiven time and time again just by whispering the lurid details of my masturbatory fantasies to an elderly pervert who no doubt masturbated even more than I did, at least when there were no altar boys around. Let me give a concrete example of how the Catholics had me brainwashed:

In John 6:35, Jesus said "I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world." The Catholic priests used this verse to convince me that communion wafers were the actual flesh of Christ. It didn't look like flesh. It didn't smell like flesh. It didn't taste like flesh. Once, when I threw up after receiving communion, I saw that it didn't seem to have transubstantiated into flesh after I had consumed it. Yet still I believed. And it is this belief in transubstantiation that made me worship my priest as a nearly magical creature, someone with the awesome power of God literally at his fingertips.

Thankfully, my father was a deacon of the Landover Baptist Church, and he beat some sense into me. One day, after administering my daily whipping, he showed me John 10:7, in which Jesus says "Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep." My father asked me a simple question, if bread is literally Jesus, is Jesus also literally a door? Well, this floored me. The priests had never discussed this passage. I realized then that the priests twisted scripture to serve their own purposes rather than God's.

Well, I ran to Pastor Ezekiel's mansion--he was then Landover's lead youth pastor--and confessed that I was a sinner. I told him that I wanted to follow God's plan for my life, not the evil ways of Catholicism. Pastor Ezekiel laid his hands upon me and we prayed to Jesus (not to some fake saint). That is when the Holy Spirit entered my heart and I abandoned a life of lust and sin. I haven't masturbated since. This event made me the man I am today and ensured my eternal Salvation.

Let my story serve as testimony to all those who think the Catholic church represents God. It was only through the intervention of the Holy Spirit, moving through two of the greatest Christians I have ever known, that I came to know the truth. If you are a Catholic reading this, I implore you to come to the Landover Baptist Church (if you meet the minimum income requirement) or some other Bible-believing Evangelical Christian church. Unless you are far stronger than I am, you cannot do it on your own. Then pray with them, asking God to enter your life.

[Unfalsifiable]

Praise Jesus WWJDnow, those Catholics will never suck you with their pageantry ever again. Praise Jesus for Pastor Zeke's touch.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Brother Dnow, that testimony is simple breath taking. God bless you.

[handmaiden]

Jesus is NOT a door. So simple a thought, yet so profound.

[MitzaLizalor]

I've even heard that The Last Supper involved special "magic" bread made with ergot. Which is the sort of thing a hindoo shaman would say, which could even make wine look like blood, not easy since Jesus would have used white wine. Or green or blue, anything but red.

Proverbs 23:31 Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.

“I'll do more than make it move in its cup,” the shaman says. “I'll make it crawl up the wall, turn into a toucan and land on your head!” Dangerous stuff. A similar danger is coming from so-called evangelical priests. Catholics will be given funky rock music and disco-style lighting, that peculiar drum tone these bands use for some unknown reason, The Gospel done in interpretive dance and so on and so on. Later on there will be a mass but the congregation then will be more traditional, some of the interpretive danseuses may remain—a danseur or two—and here's my main point:

THIS TYPE OF SERVICE DOES NOT GLORIFY GOD.
WARNING (examples of Interpretive Dance and Christian Metal follow)

Much like Foreign Potentates imagine that what they do is the same as us, just in a different way or with different labels, so Evangelical Catholics imagine that what they do is the same as what we do. Now it may very well be the same as Lutherans do, or Copts, with different labels and so on BUT whether they call themselves evangelical or not AS SOON AS they go against God's will, we know they're heretics. They jump around, they wave their hands in the air to reduce blood flow to the brain, they permit Christian Metal to be played – but first let's see how interpretive dance expresses the Gospel message.

Matthew 14:21 – Revelation 11:7 From the feeding of the 5000 to the human quest for knowledge & a final calamity in Revelation. (done in dance)	Love the Gothic Metal sound this band puts out! The fact that there's a Christian message is just a bonus!
REFERENCE SECTION 1	REFERENCE SECTION 2
. .For a hundred miles or more . . .You can hear the people cry . . . .But there's nothing you can do . . . . . Even God is on their side	I can't see any Christian message! (Quote is from comments section) Or is it just me? Read lyrics here:

• EVANGELICAL CATHOLICISM IS THE. DANGER

The imagery in those video clips is blatant. The interpretive dance covers so much of God's message but in such a way as to turn Him on His head. Catholics are unable to see this or if they can, a few "hail Marys" placate them temporarily. The second example, Christian metal, is completely enigmatic. Spitting wafers? Idols? Candles? No doubt welcome at the midnight mass but this modern approach is not evangelical at all and highlights Why Catholics Are So Evil.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

There is nothing like the witnessing power inspired by the Holy Spirit from someone that was Saved® by Jesus from the satanic controlled cathylicks.

[MitzaLizalor]

Recently we've discussed inviting a Roman Catholic to a service at Landover. I'm fully aware¹ that they don't think their statues are idols² and that things like rosaries³ ought to be collected (if any were brought along) before entry. Whar precautions should a Christian take if invited to an Evangelical Catholic service?





1. Exodus 20:4 Leviticus 26:1 Deuteronomy 5:8 Deuteronomy 27:15
2. This is what they are told. As one moved up the ladder of grandness, he would discover more commandments in various languages than he ever knew existed. From the level of bishop up you'd imagine thorough knowledge on this topic but only from the viewpoint of academic curiosity. What constitutes an idol however is a theme so frequently revisited that if bishops or beyond told me they hadn't read that bit, I wouldn't believe them.
3. Rosaries contain miniature idols. There is a crucifix featuring dead Jesus and a medallion. The medallion may have a Queen of Heaven feature, it may depict the 12 stars of astrology, there could be different "saints" on the reverse. For example an Irish rosary might have Patrick and Bridget miniature idols.

[WWJDnow]

Yes, we should definitely tell them to leave their rosaries, saint medals, Opus Dei pins, and scapulars at home when they visit Landover. Bringing those Satanic talismans into a place as Holy as our church might cause them to burn. And the children don't need to bring astroglide when they meet with our Pastors.

[MitzaLizalor]

scapulars

I didn't know what "scapulars" was so looked it up. Do they really go out of their way to make things as tacky as possible?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Brother Dnow's confession should give all Catholics hope. Brother, through his father and Landover Baptist, found his way to the other side. Catholics are taught there is no other side, you're in or you're headed for hell.

Our teaching here at Landover Baptist, taught to Brother Dnow at the end of his father's leather strap, is that the Catholic way is wrong. Catholics, come over to our side and enjoy life. Yes, you will not be able to enjoy the sins you rejoice in now, but a wonderful eternity awaits you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Imagine what would happen if they started making laws