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  • Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

    Yes, that's right. The Dr. Seuss that you thought was a kind man who wrote dozens of books for children turns out to be nothing but a joo pornographer.

    Take a look at THIS!

    The Seven Lady Godivas: Dr. Seuss’s Little-Known “Adult” Book of Nudes
    What Peeping Toms have to do with failure and the expectations of genius.

    Theodor Seuss Geisel, better-known as Dr. Seuss, was a legendary children’s book author, radical ideologist, and a lover of reading. Among his many creative feats is a fairly unknown, fairly scandalous one: In 1939, when Geisel left Vanguard for Random House, he had one condition for his new publisher, Bennett Cerf — that he would let Geisel do an “adult” book first. The result was The Seven Lady Godivas: The True Facts Concerning History’s Barest Family, which tells the story of nudist sisters who, after their father’s death, pledge not to wed until each of them has “brought to the light of the world some new and worthy Horse Truth, of benefit to man.”

    The humorous story is based on the Lady Godiva legend, according to which in 1037 the Earl of Coventry’s wife rode naked on horseback through the streets of Coventry, protesting against her husband’s unfair taxes. The citizens of Coventry were ordered to remain indoors, shuttered, as she rode. But one man, Peeping Tom, peered out and was then struck blind.
    Nothing but PORN!
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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

    Pastor,

    Verily, it is so. I have here some additional proofin two forms. 1. Some verses that indeed prove that Dr. Seuss was a porn-addict and a sodomist and 2. He violated not only our children but also JESUS Himself.

    James 2:10
    For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

    Dr. Seuss offended in one point, porn. This tarnishes his whole production, all the œuvres. He is guilty of all, a sorry sodomite in Hell.

    Look at this image. It shows how his famous illustrations were created and what his original intentions were. This is terrible.


    The cat in the hat. On the left the original sketch. It shows the cat caressing the children with its TALLYWHACKER. Sodomy and bestiality combined. This was the true intention. On the right the final drawing, the schlong carefully masked but God cannot be fooled, Jesus cannot be betrayed.

    Matthew 18:5-6
    And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.


    Verily, Seuss has received the admiration of children, thus, he has received Jesus. When he violated the children with this image he violated our LORD. He soiled the sweet head of Jesus with the secretions of this enormous feline phallos.

    He is guilty of all. Too bad the depth of the sea would be seriously polluted if toxic waste such as this were dumped there.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

      A pedophile too.
      Here we can see that cat (aka Seuss) perving at a naked child


      And

      Would you do what with a goat? Kiss? Sex?
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      • #4
        Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

        Here are two creatures practically drooling over that young man's hind quarters. How much more perverted can you get?

        There are literally hundreds of copies of this man's smut in every non-Christian elementary school in the country. There must be something we can do. Praise Jesus there aren't any in Freehold. (Or my house.)

        Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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        • #5
          Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

          Now he's on an anti-Trump rampage, making cartoons accusing Donald Trump's America First campaign of being Nazi.

          And of course it contains nudity:


          Typically globalist hypocrite, comparing Trump's isolationism to interracial marriage:



          Beastiality porn: notice the dog, dripping with liquid, right in the mother's crotch:





          I don't understand this one. What does Australia have to do with Donald Trump?


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          • #6
            Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

            you fucking idiot you realise he is dead now right? someone else is making those comics

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            • #7
              Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

              Originally posted by peenjina View Post
              you piffleing idiot you realise he is dead now right? someone else is making those comics
              What does that have to do with OP's point, which is about stuff Geisel did when he was alive?

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              • #8
                Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

                Originally posted by peenjina View Post
                you piffleing idiot you realise he is dead now right? someone else is making those comics
                And right now he's serving and Endless Life Sentence in a fiery prison from which there is no hope of parole, or even respite from excruciating pain and suffering. You can bet your bottom dollar that at this very moment, Satan has Dr. Seuss thrown over a tribble, or whatever he created out of his perverted mind, and is at this moment anally punishing the foolish doctor with his giant, barbed tallywhacker! Do you want this to happen to you? To those you love? Why would you silence those who speak the Truth(tm) unless you desire evil to reign?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

                  Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                  A pedophile too.
                  Here we can see that cat (aka Seuss) perving at a naked child


                  And

                  Would you do what with a goat? Kiss? Sex?
                  Cool.
                  Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-03-2016, 12:25 AM. Reason: fixed the quoting function for the retard too incompetent to figure it out himself. you're welcome

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                  • #10
                    Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

                    End yourself, nazi scum! I feel as if I am the only bit of light in this place. I feel like this. John 1:5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

                      Originally posted by The voice of retardism. View Post
                      End yourself, nazi scum! I feel as if I am the only bit of light in this place...
                      Yes, every light I've ever encountered was busy telling others to commit suicide.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

                        You guys are crazy! Some of the jokes you guys come up with...I should write them down!
                        JESUS IS MY LORD, MY SAVIOR

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                        • #13
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                          All I want is for Daddy Seuss to ***exceptionally lame attempts to shock by fornicatory innuendo removed by moderator***

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                          • #14
                            Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

                            Originally posted by dirtybuns View Post
                            You guys are crazy! Some of the jokes you guys come up with...I should write them down!
                            Do you think Hell and the Lake of Fire where people are punished for all eternity is funny?

                            What's wrong with you? Our Lord Jesus Jesus Christ Himself died temporarily in agony on the Cross so that He could Save us from His just punishment for being created by Him imperfectly and you make jokes?

                            Do you laugh at blind people or spastics like Joey Deacon? What kind of a monster are you?

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Dr. Seuss Wrote Porn

                              Oh, Brother Niles,


                              Warped senses of humor abound in this world. Why, just the other day I heard a couple of artsy fags on the subway talking about covering Michael J. Fox with paint and putting him on a large canvas to see the resulting art that would be produced by his involuntary movements. They even said they would publish a book and do a show at the Guggenheim called "Parkinsart." They were laughing with a sinful and wicked chortle that sent chills to my manly spine.


                              I mean, if the proceeds went to fight Parkinson's, I can see some merit in it, but funny? No. In fact, I would only go if I knew my ticket would help some little shaky person to get well.


                              I think Parkinson's is a form of demon possession anyway.
                              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                              Amen and Amen

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