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Default What to Do if You Think You Have COVID - 06-28-2020, 07:50 PM

Say you're coughing, getting headaches, and are constantly tired. In other words, you're feeling a little chop suey fluey. Here's how to handle it:

1. Do NOT get tested for COVID. Nearly all confirmed deaths have come in people who were tested.

2. Do NOT go to the hospital. There are too many sick people there, which can just make things worse. Plus, see the reason for number one. It applies here, too.

3. Do NOT wear a mask. You're already having trouble breathing--the last thing you need is something else obstructing your airway. And it makes it harder for law enforcement officials to see that you aren't an Antifa terrorist.

4. Do NOT panic. COVID is no worse than a mild flu, and you're going to be just fine.

5. Do NOT self-isolate. Our economy is in bad (though quickly rebounding) shape, and we desperately need you at work and out shopping to hasten the Trump recovery. If you are a retired old person or an unemployed minority, this doesn't apply to you. In fact, our economy is better off without extra mouths to feed, and we salute you for your sacrifice.

6. DO tell everybody about all of the Asian persons you have run into in the last six months, so others can avoid getting the virus from them.

7. DO take liberal doses of the miracle drug hydroxychloroquine. What do you have to lose? What do you have to lose?

8. Be patient, the virus will disappear as if by magic as the weather gets warmer this summer. Just like magic!

9. Do NOT listen to the doctors and scientists and public health officials. They have badly botched this crisis. Just imagine how bad things would have turned out had President Trump not been fighting them at every turn!

10. Most importantly, DO keep coming to Church. The only things that are going to save you are prayer and Christian fellowship.

Bonus: Do NOT cooperate with any so-called "contact tracers." They are an arm of the tax-and-spend nanny state, and their only goal is to use the power of the government to take away your freedoms. However tempting it may be, however, please don't shoot them. Unlike COVID, that would cause serious difficulties in your life. The proper way to get rid of the "contact tracers" Gestapo is to elect Republicans this fall.


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Default Re: What to Do if You Think You Have COVID - 06-28-2020, 09:05 PM

I think I would be asking myself what sin I had committed so as to offend the Lord God and I would be examining my actions to see where I need improvement. Prayer will often reveal your shortcomings before God and allow for proper repentance and necessary changes. In this matter, as in all things, what is needed is more Jesus.


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Default Re: What to Do if You Think You Have COVID - 06-28-2020, 09:29 PM

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1. Do NOT get tested for COVID. Nearly all confirmed deaths have come in people who were tested.
The chief problem seems to be posthumous testing, which increases the figures. What right do so-called experts have to test people after they're dead? And, for that matter, what is the point? It doesn't stop them dying, what with them having already been consigned to Satan's realm.

I, personally, take exception to any sort of post-mortem so-called scientific interference. I note that our ID cards, although they forbid resuscitation, do not mention what happens if we have died after having been "possibly" infected with the Covid, mown down in a freak gardening accident or had some sort of fatal interaction with a disused well. Do we need to amend the ID cards? I can obviously just leave it to my husband to exert his influence, but perhaps others may be less fortunate.

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Trump Re: What to Do if You Think You Have COVID - 06-29-2020, 02:29 AM

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There are a couple of items that I'd like to elaborate on, if I may.
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1. Do NOT get tested for COVID. Nearly all confirmed deaths have come in people who were tested.

10. Most importantly, DO keep coming to Church. The only things that are going to save you are prayer and Christian fellowship.
I do think that in addition to attending Church Services, we MUST continue attending all GOP gatherings, most importantly, all President Trump Rallies and first and foremost the immanent GOP National Convention! Glory.



Following your well-established guidelines, I hope and Pray that President Trump restricts attendance to the Convention to those that have NOT been tested, as testing only increases the incidence of this Covid thingy. Thus, it is of utmost importance that all True Americans™ slow down the testing en attendant the Great Gathering! To put this into Biblical proportions, we need to examine how the crowds that attended Jesus' Conventions behaved during those bygone days. Let us see:

Luke 12:1
In the mean time, when there were gathered together an innumerable multitude of people, insomuch that they trode one upon another, he began to say unto his disciples first of all, Beware ye of the leaven of the Pharisees, which is hypocrisy.
  • We must be so many that we lay upon one antoher! Glory!
Matthew 21:8
And a very great multitude spread their garments in the way; others cut down branches from the trees, and strawed them in the way.
  • This means: NO face masks! Spread your garments (masks), do not wear them!
Luke 6:19
And the whole multitude sought to touch him: for there went virtue out of him, and healed them all.
  • At Jesus' Rallies: No isolating but TOUCHING!
Mark 15:8
And the multitude crying aloud began to desire him to do as he had ever done unto them.
  • Let us Pray that President Trump does to us what He's done to the many guys and gals that have shared evenings with Him!



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Default Re: What to Do if You Think You Have COVID - 06-29-2020, 08:56 PM

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Say you're coughing, getting headaches, and are constantly tired... Here's how to handle it...
I'd suggest a weekend trip to the seaside to clear your lungs and your head with some of God's good, fresh air. Florida is nice at this time of year, if Florida is the sort of place you like. Some may prefer Alaska. Either way, that sea air will give you a good night's sleep.


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Default Re: What to Do if You Think You Have COVID - 06-30-2020, 10:34 PM

Arizona and Texas are great this time of year. Not too hot yet, and it's mostly outdoors in both states.


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Default Re: What to Do if You Think You Have COVID - 07-01-2020, 01:30 AM

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Say you're coughing, getting headaches, and are constantly tired. In other words, you're feeling a little chop suey fluey. Here's how to handle it:

1. Do NOT get tested for COVID. Nearly all confirmed deaths have come in people who were tested.
Not only that, if you test positive, it can lead to massive discrimination towards you. Loss of job, forced quarantine, etc. If you don't get tested you have plausible deniability, plus, you run the risk of hurting our economy by raising the visible virus numbers.

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2. Do NOT go to the hospital. There are too many sick people there, which can just make things worse. Plus, see the reason for number one. It applies here, too.

Totally agree! Not to mention there's probably someone sicker than you who you're taking a bed away from. Think of all the potentially dying people. If you're healthy enough to voluntarily check yourself into a hospital, you're probably healthy enough to not need it.

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3. Do NOT wear a mask. You're already having trouble breathing--the last thing you need is something else obstructing your airway. And it makes it harder for law enforcement officials to see that you aren't an Antifa terrorist.

As Wild bill mentioned in the previous video I posted, Medical Experts believe masks can "poison you with your own germs". You definitely don't want that to happen.

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4. Do NOT panic. COVID is no worse than a mild flu, and you're going to be just fine.

As Trump said


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/...7356314869761/


"So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!"


Yes, there are more than a hundred thousand deaths now so the situation changed, but it's still only about four times that of the flu, so why do we have dozens/hundreds times the reaction?

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5. Do NOT self-isolate. Our economy is in bad (though quickly rebounding) shape, and we desperately need you at work and out shopping to hasten the Trump recovery. If you are a retired old person or an unemployed minority, this doesn't apply to you. In fact, our economy is better off without extra mouths to feed, and we salute you for your sacrifice.

Thank you for standing up for small businesses everywhere. Restaurants are hurting because despite re-opening, less people are buying from them. Only the bravest souls are keeping our economy afloat and savings thousands of jobs.





As reported on Fox News, most unemployed seniors and ready and willing to give up their lives so our economy can keep going. Those that don't probably don't love us enough.


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6. DO tell everybody about all of the Asian persons you have run into in the last six months, so others can avoid getting the virus from them.
Great proactive thinking, maybe we should keep a list of every Asian we run into just in case.


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7. DO take liberal doses of the miracle drug hydroxychloroquine. What do you have to lose? What do you have to lose?
I'm more of a "Let prayer work it out" person myself, but since Trump recommended it, it is worth a try.


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8. Be patient, the virus will disappear as if by magic as the weather gets warmer this summer. Just like magic!
Sounds great, though I'm a little concerned about those in colder states like Alaska. They might miss out on the warm weather. Maybe it'd be wise for those in colder states to travel to warmer states like Arizona and Texas to experience the germ killing warm weather?


A commissioner mentioned that you can also get rid of the virus using a hair dryer, but reports say this doesn't seem to work, which leads me to believe the virus might be able to tell the difference between artificially induced heat and natural heat. Still, what have you got to lose by putting a hair dryer up your nose as well?

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9. Do NOT listen to the doctors and scientists and public health officials. They have badly botched this crisis. Just imagine how bad things would have turned out had President Trump not been fighting them at every turn!

Without Trump's advice we wouldn't know about how the virus dies with the warmer weather, or how well we're handling it, or how it's China's fault, or how the way the media is phrasing it is a big Democrat hoax, etc. The economy would be in shambles and we'd likely be at several million deaths right now if not for Trump's guiding hand.

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10. Most importantly, DO keep coming to Church. The only things that are going to save you are prayer and Christian fellowship.

Anyone righteous enough to attend church most likely has Jesus protesting them anyway. So no worries here.

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Bonus: Do NOT cooperate with any so-called "contact tracers." They are an arm of the tax-and-spend nanny state, and their only goal is to use the power of the government to take away your freedoms. However tempting it may be, however, please don't shoot them. Unlike COVID, that would cause serious difficulties in your life. The proper way to get rid of the "contact tracers" Gestapo is to elect Republicans this fall.

We already have the "write down all the Asians you see", so that seems to be sufficient to me. We all know this is a Chinese virus. Why have people do the same job twice?
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