Time to cancel baseball

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

America's sport was always UFC, never baseball. So I'm not really bothered about the latest victim of liberal cancel culture - baseball - which was forced to move its All Star game to Colorado by those who object to Georgia's new, sacred election laws.

If baseball wants to act like a spoilt brat then they can do so without my support. I'd much rather spend $400 seeing 2 semi-naked meat heads run into eachother in a cage for 2.5 minutes than watch 14 meat heads in tight pants limbering up and chasing eachother around the park for 7-8 hours.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Time to cancel baseball

Amen amen, nothing but a bunch of grown men playing with balls and large phallic objects. Ever since Branch Rickey forced Jackie Robinson onto the American public, Major League Baseball has been consistently integrationist and therefore in defiance of God's law. It's a disgrace. America's TRUE pastimes are football and anti-communism.

[Isabella White]

Re: Time to cancel baseball

Amen amen, nothing but a bunch of grown men playing with balls and large phallic objects. Ever since Branch Rickey forced Jackie Robinson onto the American public, Major League Baseball has been consistently integrationist and therefore in defiance of God's law. It's a disgrace. America's TRUE pastimes are football and anti-communism.

And, while we are banning non-patriotic sports that have nothing to do with citizens, can we also -- please, dear above -- get rid of hockey, once and for all?

I think most people know it is a sport from that -forsaken land of Canada, so it has no place in 's beloved . Why, up in Canada, they even have their Queen taking part in the games, as you shall see below! We cannot risk any chance that she might do that here in , especially if she is entertaining some wild notion of ruling over us!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Time to cancel baseball

A wonderful idea Mrs. White. We need to re-think what sport means to real Christian Americans. The liberals have completely ruined the 1 or 2 enjoyable things I used to watch while drinking.

Here's my shortlist of priority substitutions for now. More may come up as the need arises.

1. NFL football ---> UFC cage fighting
2. Baseball ---> Women's field hockey
3. Basketball ---> Women's beach volleyball
4. Soccer ---> WWE / mud wrestling

As you can see these more accurately reflect American ideals and True Christian beliefs - no surprize, they're the same thing. Duh! For the men, violence and for the women skimpy outfits and bare legs. Wrestling is for the kids. I'm still researching the Olympics for appropriateness.