Looking to start a business “Man Handlers”.

[Uncle Rutherford]

What would a former black man striving for White True Christian ™️ acceptance into heaven have to go through to start a business? I wanted to name it Man Handlers so people would know the services offered. I figure if I make some extra cash on the side while completing my custodial duties at Pastor Ezekiel’s home as well as the custodial services at the church and pay extra on my tithes for Jesus.

Services: plugging up holes, unclogging pipes, handies (co-servicing) for any man who needs a hand lent to them WHEN THE NEED ARISES, discreet private one on one consulting with your young men on how to handle a real man’s plumbing system, and even inspections on loose holes you may have (charged by the hour). I also have a good CAULK gun that I sometimes let other men handle. It sprays very effectively even in its old age.

I put the handy in handy man. Man Handlers. And don’t worry, your wife won’t ever know that you called for help with service relief. I am very discreet and know how to avoid women while doing ANY JOB.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Looking to start a business “Man Handlers”.

Services: plugging up holes, unclogging pipes, handies (co-servicing) for any man who needs a hand lent to them WHEN THE NEED ARISES, discreet private one on one consulting with your young men on how to handle a real man’s plumbing system, and even inspections on loose holes you may have (charged by the hour). I also have a good CAULK gun that I sometimes let other men handle. It sprays very effectively even in its old age.

I put the handy in handy man. Man Handlers. And don’t worry, your wife won’t ever know that you called for help with service relief. I am very discreet and know how to avoid women while doing ANY JOB.

This sounds like a great business model, Brother Rutherford. I have had to hire such people from out of the City of Freehold and never felt comfortable with them. There are so many atheists and Catholics out there that one hates to have on the property another alternative would be great.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Looking to start a business “Man Handlers”.

This sounds like a great business model, Brother Rutherford. I have had to hire such people from out of the City of Freehold and never felt comfortable with them. There are so many atheists and Catholics out there that one hates to have on the property another alternative would be great.

If you need any servicing Brother Hold, I can also assure to you that your wife would never find out. Far too many good Christian Men have to resort to reminding their wives of where they stand in the household, and asking for help with this sort of stuff complicates things. Also, the only thing atheists and Catholics are good for is breaking things, not fixing them.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Looking to start a business “Man Handlers”.

The bar Manhandler in Chicago has closed after years of service to the male community. This might be a good home office for the business venture you mentioned. Plans are to convert it to apartments and office space. Hurry! I know it to be a location where many men with service needs had those needs met.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Looking to start a business “Man Handlers”.

The bar Manhandler in Chicago has closed after years of service to the male community. This might be a good home office for the business venture you mentioned. Plans are to convert it to apartments and office space. Hurry! I know it to be a location where many men with service needs had those needs met.

Brother Larry! The Prodigal Son returns! Welcome back, our ultra-straight friend. I should point out that Chicago is five hours from Freehold, and with Hairsniffer Joe and Fuhrer Zelensky driving up gas prices, maybe that's not the most cost effective choice for a new headquarters.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Looking to start a business “Man Handlers”.

Brother Dennis, my favorite purveyor of hospitality,

I would not consider myself a prodigal, because I have remained on the same straight path where I have always journeyed. Much has happened in my life and I might share it one day. I will never forget room 11 of your establishment. Oh what a night.

Forever your brother,
Larry

[justoneofus]

Re: Looking to start a business “Man Handlers”.

What would a former black man striving for White True Christian ™️ acceptance into heaven have to go through to start a business? I wanted to name it Man Handlers so people would know the services offered. I figure if I make some extra cash on the side while completing my custodial duties at Pastor Ezekiel’s home as well as the custodial services at the church and pay extra on my tithes for Jesus.

Services: plugging up holes, unclogging pipes, handies (co-servicing) for any man who needs a hand lent to them WHEN THE NEED ARISES, discreet private one on one consulting with your young men on how to handle a real man’s plumbing system, and even inspections on loose holes you may have (charged by the hour). I also have a good CAULK gun that I sometimes let other men handle. It sprays very effectively even in its old age.

I put the handy in handy man. Man Handlers. And don’t worry, your wife won’t ever know that you called for help with service relief. I am very discreet and know how to avoid women while doing ANY JOB.

This does sound like a great business Uncle. Even though my wife helps me with my plumbing whenever she is told (or wants to), unfortunately her work makes her travel (like she is this week) and I could use some "hands on" help when I am by myself.