Yoga Barbie: Satan's New Twist

[Johny Joe Hold]

We all know yoga is a form of the Hindu religion. Landover Baptist has been active keeping it out of public schools. Whenever possible, we advocate replacing yoga with prayer. Public schools should not be teaching Hinduism.

Satan is trying to circumvent our efforts by putting Hinduism in toy stores. This is happening with the new Yoga Barbie. Young girls follow directions given by Yoga Barbie. I can assure parents there is no Jesus mentioned.


Christian author warns against new Yoga Barbie | U.S. News (christianpost.com)

[Isabella White]

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We all know yoga is a form of the Hindu religion. Landover Baptist has been active keeping it out of public schools. Whenever possible, we advocate replacing yoga with prayer. Public schools should not be teaching Hinduism.

Satan is trying to circumvent our efforts by putting Hinduism in toy stores. This is happening with the new Yoga Barbie. Young girls follow directions given by Yoga Barbie. I can assure parents there is no Jesus mentioned.

Christian author warns against new Yoga Barbie | U.S. News (christianpost.com)

This should surprise no servant of the , dear Brother Mayor Hold. Even warned us of what the last days will involve:

Matthew 7:15-17:
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

It is no secret that that "yoga" nonsense has long been associated with evil, wayward persons, such as the hippies and the Hare Krishna creeps — and Goodness only knows who else.

In the attached video clip, you will see how yoga is promoted by persons with lunatic, corrupt minds. Clearly, these false prophets are all an abomination unto Almighty ! Whichever toy manufacturer is responsible for this Barbie yoga atrocity will burn in , along with the other demonic nutcases — including the one in the video below! (Please do not play this video when children, pets or persons with certain infirmities are in the room. Devilish forces from within the video clip could attempt to possess innocent, unsuspecting viewers.)

[WWJDnow]

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I don't eat yoghurt for this very reason.

[Unfalsifiable]

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If you're into Yoga when you next do your downward facing dog, save us all some trouble, keep going all the way to hell.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Satan hasn't come with horns and a cloven hooves for many centuries now, opting for a more modern look, and often simply working behind the scenes. True Christians will be well aware that yoga IS Hinduism, a dangerous religion that seeks to appease false gods but in reality calls forth thousands of demons. They are invited to inhabit the soul with every yoga pose. I have seen children possessed by demons. This is no joke, this is eternal life or death.

Satan is after the children. He wants to use them and indoctrinate them for his own glory. As these vulnerable children grow, they become rebellious, getting pierces in their faces, coloring their hair like Korean cartoon witches, getting tramp stamp tattoos at the age of 12. Many uninformed parents don't understand what's going on or why their children are angry and suicidal.

Jesus forbids eastern religions for our own good. Parents who love their children must clean out their children's room of all evil toys and demonic attachments, stop reading fiction to them, take them out of school, and get them familiar with the Word.

[Roland]

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I don't eat yoghurt for this very reason.

Does this work? It looks healthy.

At least she managed to chase to puppy off.

[handmaiden]

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Satan hasn't come with horns and a cloven hooves for many centuries now, opting for a more modern look, and often simply working behind the scenes. True Christians will be well aware that yoga IS Hinduism, a dangerous religion that seeks to appease false gods but in reality calls forth thousands of demons. They are invited to inhabit the soul with every yoga pose. I have seen children possessed by demons. This is no joke, this is eternal life or death.

It seems to me that any exercise that isn't directly involved with performing a useful chore is a way of inviting Satan. It glorifies the body over the spirit and anchors a person to their physical existence which is fleeting.

Satan is after the children. He wants to use them and indoctrinate them for his own glory.

Of course, he does. All his most dedicated followers are gay so it's his major strategy for increasing his flocks.

As these vulnerable children grow, they become rebellious,. . .

So many parents think children need less supervision as they get older, but, in reality, they need more.

Jesus forbids eastern religions for our own good. Parents who love their children must clean out their children's room of all evil toys and demonic attachments, stop reading fiction to them, take them out of school, and get them familiar with the Word.

This is how you do it. Amen, Sister. People who leave their children to a "free range" existence are just signing their offspring over to Satan.

[Golan Trevize]

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I Have watched this video several times on slow speed, I can see the Demons entering her delightful intimate areas as she gyrates her body at ungodly angles. It is wrong to enjoy any piece of film this much?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I Have watched this video several times on slow speed, I can see the Demons entering her delightful intimate areas as she gyrates her body at ungodly angles. It is wrong to enjoy any piece of film this much?

Mr. Trevize - you won't catch any True Christian watching that filth. Let me guess, there's a knock at the door and it's pizza delivery? Fool me once, shame on you, teach a man to fish, shame on him. I don't know about in your culture, but in America we introduce ourselves before butting in on conversations. Here is the introduction forum - read carefully, apparently it's hard to do correctly.

[Phil Ander]

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I don't know about in your culture, but in America we introduce ourselves before butting in on conversations.

Anyone with the surname Trevize comes from Cornwall, a miserable place in southern part of Godforsaken England. The menfolk are disgruntled grimy underground miners with side gigs as smugglers and welfare rorters. The womenfolk are slatterns. They mostly earn a living on their back. Since all the Cornish are related, retards are the norm when sperm meets egg.

Phil

[Adam Fag]

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Jesus forbids eastern religions for our own good. Parents who love their children must clean out their children's room of all evil toys and demonic attachments, stop reading fiction to them, take them out of school, and get them familiar with the Word.

Where does "the east" start?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Where does "the east" start?

Mr. Fag--Please note where the sun comes up. That is what educated people here at Landover Baptist call the east.

[Unfalsifiable]

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It's the right hand side of this:

[Adam Fag]

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It's the right hand side of this:

I see. So the gap on the right is the Red Sea. In that case, Christ comes from The East.