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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

    Well I hope you aren't like me and read THIS revolting news story just after having finished off a plate of sweetbreads. It seems that the dotheads over in India aren't content with worshiping cows anymore....Now they want to sell cow pee soda pop!

    They call it Mellow Yellow?

    NEW DELHI (Reuters) – A hardline Hindu organization, known for its opposition to "corrupting" Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India.

    The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps, said the bovine beverage is undergoing laboratory tests for the next 2 to 3 months but did not give a specific date for its commercial release.

    The flavor is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.

    Many Hindus consider cow urine to have medicinal properties and it is often drunk in religious festivals.

    The organization, which aims to transform India's secular society and establish the supremacy of a Hindu majority, said it had not decided on a name or a price for the drink.

    "Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone.

    Prakash, who is based in Hardwar, one of four holy Hindu cities on the river Ganges where the world's largest religious gathering takes place, said the product will be sold nationwide but did not rule out international success.

    "It is useful for the whole country and the world as well. It will be done through shops and through corporates," he said.

    The Hindu group has campaigned against foreign imports such as Pepsi and Coca Cola in the past, which it sees as a corrupting influence and a tool of Western imperialism.
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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

    As long as we are on the subject, Ching Lee just got a home movie from her brother who she refers to as a 'chef'.

    I couldn't load it here but I did put it on Youtube.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #3
      Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      As long as we are on the subject, Ching Lee just got a home movie from her brother who she refers to as a 'chef'.

      I couldn't load it here but I did put it on Youtube.
      No kittens ??


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
        No kittens ??
        It wasn't cat day. I'll post that one when it arrives.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • The unEnlightened
          Unsaved trash
          • Feb 2009
          • 36

          #5
          Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

          Pastor Ezekiel, Im really dissapointed in you, you are extremely narrow minded and that fact that you call them dot heads is extremely offensive. If they wan to sell it, then why not let them and not comment on it. If its healthy, then whats the problem. Its not like we dont eat or worse shit over here.
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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

            Originally posted by The Enlightened View Post
            Pastor Ezekiel, Im really dissapointed in you, you are extremely narrow minded and that fact that you call them dot heads is extremely offensive. If they wan to sell it, then why not let them and not comment on it. If its healthy, then whats the problem. Its not like we dont eat or worse shit over here.
            Son, if I came up to sell you a bottle of cow piss, what would you say?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • The unEnlightened
              Unsaved trash
              • Feb 2009
              • 36

              #7
              Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

              I would be hesistant sure, but then again its not in my culture. Its not like their forcing this drink onto us. If it was proven to be medically safe then I would actually consider drinking it.

              Also do you condone calling all people of hindu faith dot-heads? I bet you would be offended if someone who wasnt christian called you a cross-brander.
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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

                Originally posted by The Enlightened View Post
                I would be hesistant sure, but then again its not in my culture. Its not like their forcing this drink onto us. If it was proven to be medically safe then I would actually consider drinking it.

                Also do you condone calling all people of hindu faith dot-heads? I bet you would be offended if someone who wasnt christian called you a cross-brander.
                Son, cross-branders are messkins that tried to re-brand Texas cattle but got caught. My Grandfather hung hundreds of them including their cabooses and children who had been feeding on illegally gotten beef.

                I think you ought to call around until you find a nice farmer who is willing to give you an ice-cold gladd of cow pee and after you drink it you can come back and tell me why dotheads that drink it are stupid.

                I can actually tell YOU, if you like. Over a billion dotheads have no access to fresh, clean drinking water so they have decided to filter as much of the arsenid and pig feces as possible out through cow bladders. They are too stupid to drink milk or eat meat, but drinking pee is just perfect for them and the idea suits me fine.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

                  This type of contradictory statement would never pass here in the U.S.A.:
                  "Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone.
                  Can you see how flawed that logic is? Obviously this guy likes cows, but that's just taking it to a whole new level.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    This type of contradictory statement would never pass here in the U.S.A.:

                    Can you see how flawed that logic is? Obviously this guy likes cows, but that's just taking it to a whole new level.
                    Brother, I have $5 that says that this "cow urine soft drink" won't even contain 1% real cow urine.

                    It'll probably be rebottled Mountain Dew.
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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

                      Mountain Dew is no cure for diabetes.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Hindoo Heathens Drink Cow Pee!

                        Drinking cow urine? Are you kidding me? I don't know what's in the Book of Eleanor Rigby, or whatever it's called, but I searched the Bible on the subject of drinking urine, and it isn't cow urine:

                        2 Kings 18:27: But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

                        Isaiah 36:12: But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?


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