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This just in: The Chief Rabbi of the Anglican't cult, an elderly jungle bunny ballerina named Desmond, has launched a vicious criticism of God for not being queer enough!
So how exactly are we supposed to focus on the AIDS, without focusing on the cause of AIDS? Logic really isn't this spear chucker's strong point.
Great. So God is emo now? If the Baby Jesus is in tears, it's probably because he's so upset about vicious old darkies spreading lies about Him.
If by that he means "the Anglicans are all queers", he has a point.
Well, there you have it, right from the terrorist's mouth. Anglicans reject God. Pure and simple. If forced to choose between sodomy and Jesus, they'll pick the former every time.
In the interview, Archbishop Tutu also rebuked religious conservatives who said homosexuality was a choice.
"It is a perversion if you say to me that a person chooses to be homosexual.
"You must be crazy to choose a way of life that exposes you to a kind of hatred.
"It's like saying you choose to be black in a race-infected society."
Weird, then he starts making sense again. It is a perversion, and queers really must be crazy. I wonder why he chose to be a black? Probably something to do with hating Christ, no doubt.
Originally posted by BBC
"God must be weeping looking at some of the atrocities that we commit against one another."
Great. So God is emo now? If the Baby Jesus is in tears, it's probably because he's so upset about vicious old darkies spreading lies about Him.
"In the face of all of that, our Church, especially the Anglican Church, at this time is almost obsessed with questions of human sexuality."
Criticising Dr Williams, he said: "Why doesn't he demonstrate a particular attribute of God's which is that God is a welcoming God."
Archbishop Tutu referred to the debate about whether Gene Robinson, who is openly gay, could serve as the bishop of New Hampshire.
He said the Anglican Church had seemed "extraordinarily homophobic" in its handling of the issue, and that he had felt "saddened" and "ashamed" of his church at the time.
Asked if he still felt ashamed, he said: "If we are going to not welcome or invite people because of sexual orientation, yes.
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God."
Archbishop Tutu referred to the debate about whether Gene Robinson, who is openly gay, could serve as the bishop of New Hampshire.
He said the Anglican Church had seemed "extraordinarily homophobic" in its handling of the issue, and that he had felt "saddened" and "ashamed" of his church at the time.
Asked if he still felt ashamed, he said: "If we are going to not welcome or invite people because of sexual orientation, yes.
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God."
In the interview, Archbishop Tutu also rebuked religious conservatives who said homosexuality was a choice.
"It is a perversion if you say to me that a person chooses to be homosexual.
"You must be crazy to choose a way of life that exposes you to a kind of hatred.
"It's like saying you choose to be black in a race-infected society."
Weird, then he starts making sense again. It is a perversion, and queers really must be crazy. I wonder why he chose to be a black? Probably something to do with hating Christ, no doubt.
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