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In a rather unexpected turn of events, Landover Automotive Scientheists have done an exhaustive study and discovered that the gayest car in the last 20 years is the Dodge Caliber.
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While early research pointed to other vehicles, the Caliber turned out to have more "queeriosity" than any other vehicle, coming in 23% gayer than the two cars tied for second, the Mazda Miata:
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And the Pontiac Aztek:
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There is even some evidence that the fagginess of the car is contagious. Normal heterosexual men who drive Calibers have been know to turn completely gay in a surprisingly short period of time.
This ability for a car to turn someone into a fag has been documented twice before. When Volkswagon introduced the convertible Rabbit in the 1980's, thousand of parents were stunned when the car they had puchased for their sons turn them into raging queens almost over night.
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This also happened to some male owners of BMW Z3 roadsters, but to a lesser extent. Experts attribute this to the much higher horsepower of the Z3, which offset the faggy lines and look of the car.
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And the Caliber likely was partially to blame for Chrysler's recent bankruptcy. The car seemed to have the ability to turn the people who worked in plants where it was produce into pansies. Earlier studies have proven that homos are far less productive than normal people.
Landover Scientheists recommend that any True Christians™ men who have either owned, rented, or even ridden in a Dodge Caliber see their Pastor immediately. As has been stated elsewhere on these Godly boards, constant concentrated prayer has been shown to cure even the faggiest of queers.
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While early research pointed to other vehicles, the Caliber turned out to have more "queeriosity" than any other vehicle, coming in 23% gayer than the two cars tied for second, the Mazda Miata:
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-
-
And the Pontiac Aztek:
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-
-
There is even some evidence that the fagginess of the car is contagious. Normal heterosexual men who drive Calibers have been know to turn completely gay in a surprisingly short period of time.
This ability for a car to turn someone into a fag has been documented twice before. When Volkswagon introduced the convertible Rabbit in the 1980's, thousand of parents were stunned when the car they had puchased for their sons turn them into raging queens almost over night.
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This also happened to some male owners of BMW Z3 roadsters, but to a lesser extent. Experts attribute this to the much higher horsepower of the Z3, which offset the faggy lines and look of the car.
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And the Caliber likely was partially to blame for Chrysler's recent bankruptcy. The car seemed to have the ability to turn the people who worked in plants where it was produce into pansies. Earlier studies have proven that homos are far less productive than normal people.
Landover Scientheists recommend that any True Christians™ men who have either owned, rented, or even ridden in a Dodge Caliber see their Pastor immediately. As has been stated elsewhere on these Godly boards, constant concentrated prayer has been shown to cure even the faggiest of queers.
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