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  • Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

    This is bring citizens up to date on a project I've been working on. It is to persuade the Klan to move its headquarters to our City of Freehold.

    Currently the Klan's offices are located in the liberal City of Dawson Springs, Kentucky. Dawson Hills might be all right for some religious and political groups, it is 98% white and has several churches. But, Freehold is a better fit, 99.9% white and 99.999% True Christian™.

    I've been visiting with Klan officials about a tax abatement package we can offer them as well as a subsidy for their office facilities. They agreed to a visit, the date has not been set.

    I have to brag about being a little, shall we say, clever. I told them we have no women elected to City Offices--not bringing up the name of Dawson Hills' Mayor, Jenny Sewell.

    When the schedule is firmed up, the time for a Meet N Greet will be announced. I hope lots of you can help give a warm Freehold welcome to this Christian, historic and white people first organization.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Mayor, I wonder if you received the letters from our homeschool co-op regarding this project of yours. As we have used Bob Jones University Christian Homeschool textbooks as resources, we have learned some fascinating American History, and are pleased for the opportunity to correlate it to our own community. The following is taken from their school book, "United States History for Christian Schools," 3rd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 2001:



    “[The Ku Klux] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross. Klan targets were bootleggers, wife-beaters, and immoral movies. In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians.”

    The children are learning how private grassroots organizations such as the KKK have created safer, more patriotic communities throughout history. Their assignments were to write the Mayors Office thanking you for all your hard work to ensure this kind of grassroots organization would be welcomed and supported in our own, pleasant community! The children also wrote to Governor Bobby Jindal to similarly thank him for his tireless support of such religious education paid for by the State of Louisiana. We pray the LORD continues to bless them with the opportunity to enjoy a True Christian™ education as a means of a free and appropriate education at the public's expense.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Mayor, I wonder if you received the letters from our homeschool co-op regarding this project of yours. As we have used Bob Jones University Christian Homeschool textbooks as resources, we have learned some fascinating American History, and are pleased for the opportunity to correlate it to our own community. The following is taken from their school book, "United States History for Christian Schools," 3rd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 2001:




      “[The Ku Klux] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross. Klan targets were bootleggers, wife-beaters, and immoral movies. In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians.”
      Thank you, Sister E, for highlighting the wonderful work of the Klan and that of The Honorable Governor Bobby Jindal. It's time the entire country recognize the Klan is Christian. It is more Christian than any of the so called liberal Christian denominations.

      On another note, might you be able to bring bake some of your famous brownies for the Meet N Greet?
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

        This is a great opportunity for us to show our children the real face of members of the KKK instead of the bias portrayal in the media. The Klan is always portrayed as a bunch of thugs. They never show the klansmen who take care of their elderly mothers, who love puppies and kittens, and who volunteer for their community. Throughout history members of the klan have been doctors, lawyers, and job creators.

        You should see if any nice nazi groups need a home as well.
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
          This is a great opportunity for us to show our children the real face of members of the KKK instead of the bias portrayal in the media. The Klan is always portrayed as a bunch of thugs. They never show the klansmen who take care of their elderly mothers, who love puppies and kittens, and who volunteer for their community. Throughout history members of the klan have been doctors, lawyers, and job creators.

          You should see if any nice nazi groups need a home as well.
          Brother, I have advised my friends in the Klan to join us in our efforts to win the hearts and minds of the negro race by putting shoe polish on our faces and dying our gums purple. This should help them to dispel their slanderous portrayal by the liberal media as a racist organization. Maybe then blacks and liberals will stop persecuting them for being Christians.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            I am proud to announce that Freehold movie theatres will soon be showing the greatest American motion picture of all time - The Birth of a Nation. All families are welcome!



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              Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

              This would be so wonderful, I cannot wait to join our Klan brothers in Freehold.
              No amount of time is too long when you are with The Lord.

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                Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

                Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                This is a great opportunity for us to show our children the real face of members of the KKK instead of the bias portrayal in the media. The Klan is always portrayed as a bunch of thugs. They never show the klansmen who take care of their elderly mothers, who love puppies and kittens, and who volunteer for their community. Throughout history members of the klan have been doctors, lawyers, and job creators.
                Just today I saw the neighborhood kids playing "klansmen and negroes", the good guys had sheets over their heads and the bad guys had painted their faces with mud and shoeshine, looking just like real negroes. The klansmen were even pretending to hang some of the negroes (they didn't really hang them because they weren't real negroes of course).

                What I'm trying to say with this is that when innocent children instinctively know that the klansmen are the good guys, just like the cowboys are good in "cowboys and Indians" or cops in "cops and robbers", then how can the liberals even think to portray esteemed members of the Ku Klux Klan as backwards rednecks?
                Leviticus 26:15-16
                And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                  Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

                  Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                  The Klan is always portrayed as a bunch of thugs. They never show the klansmen who take care of their elderly mothers, who love puppies and kittens, and who volunteer for their community. Throughout history members of the klan have been doctors, lawyers, and job creators.
                  A sad fact is that many of our "Old Skool" brothers and sisters have been forced "underground," due to ceaseless (and government supported) harassment for their American faith and principles.

                  Many must hide their ceremonial hoods and robes when volunteering and doing charity work.

                  Due to this fact, the general public has no idea just how much charity work these fearless "good samaritans" do.

                  As I understand it, it's got so bad that they even have to resort to doing some of their most important community work in the dead of night.

                  A sad day.

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                    Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

                    I went to the Klan's website and didn't once see the N-word. Then I typed "rap lyrics" into Google...

                    Go figger.
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                      I'm thinking that a nice gesture would be to collaborate with Paula Deen on a KKK Cookbook of traditional recipes that would include contributions from the Ladies of Landover. I've heard that there is an excellent Klan Chowder floating around Freehold that deserves wider appreciation for fall meals. There's always a need for a guide on how to eat watermelon, and an authentic Spear Chucker BBQ sauce is always in demand in the summer season.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                        Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

                          Let me present Prussian Blue, those girls are so sweet, so American, so White, and so Christian, with the voice of angels! And there is absolutely nothing racist about it!

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                            Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

                            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                            Let me present Prussian Blue, those girls are so sweet, so American, so White, and so Christian, with the voice of angels! And there is absolutely nothing racist about it!

                            wow simply beautiful, those girls have the voices of Angels. And totally not creepy in anyway whats so ever. thanks for the share friend

                            God Bless

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                              Re: Klu Klux Klan Meet N Greet.

                              Originally posted by Scott Cole View Post
                              wow simply beautiful, those girls have the voices of Angels. And totally not creepy in anyway whats so ever. thanks for the share friend
                              Isn't it simply beautiful? I'm wondering, which one of these beautiful young women is the proud mommy of that baby they play with.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

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                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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