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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

    I wonder what Donald's position is on ebola.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12539

      #17
      Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I wonder what Donald's position is on ebola.
      Great political insight, Pastor Zeke. Every Republican nominee must have a position of ebola or he is going nowhere. I knew when Donald crafted an ebola position it would be that of a front-running contender. It would have to be a position that reflected both the tragedy experienced by victims and our technical ability to fight the disease.

      Today he did it, a politically perfect stance on ebola. He said there is a bright side to the ebola disease. It will put an end to the custom of shaking hands.

      I can't imagine where he comes up with this kind of political insight. My advice to the other people looking at a run for the Republican Presidential nomination, forget it.

      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12539

        #18
        Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

        I've been waiting months for him to make his move. Finally, he is forming his campaign.

        In typical Donald style, he let everyone else fall on their face and then moved up from the back of the pack. From here on out, his likable personality will glow and he will steam roll everyone who challenges him.

        I sent a message to his campaign reminding them to run out again his Christian credentials.

        Look out America. Donald Trump is coming at you.

        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Callisto
          WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
          • Oct 2008
          • 174

          #19
          Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

          I hope Trump runs for president! I really, really, REALLY hope he runs! I'm an atheist, but damn it, I will PRAY that he runs!

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12539

            #20
            Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

            Originally posted by Callisto View Post
            I hope Trump runs for president! I really, really, REALLY hope he runs! I'm an atheist, but damn it, I will PRAY that he runs!
            Donald is a devout Christian and probably does not need nor want your support. Nevertheless, getting support from both Christians and heathens will put him over.

            I must ask, are you actually Callista Gingrich stopping in here to gather intelligence for Newt's candidacy?
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Callisto
              WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
              • Oct 2008
              • 174

              #21
              Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              I must ask, are you actually Callista Gingrich stopping in here to gather intelligence for Newt's candidacy?
              I would sew myself shut before I'd touch Newt Gingrich.


              But I guess that doesn't answer your question.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12539

                #22
                Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                I would sew myself shut before I'd touch Newt Gingrich.
                But I guess that doesn't answer your question.
                Apparently, you are not Callista. And that is good. My friend, Newt, acquires a new wife for each campaign. Since Callista did not bring him home to victory last time, I suspect Newt is looking for a replacement wife.

                Apparently, Newt has a deep bench of women ready to suit up.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12539

                  #23
                  Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                  The nation's next President, Donald Trump, is entering the Iowa Caucus. He has formed the traditional "exploratory committee" and has already been here in Des Moines once.

                  When he was here, I had a chance to chat briefly. He said he would tell Jeb Bush to go fly a kite--in his speech he did just that.

                  His next visit is April 8, 10 AM. He is going to speak at nearby Simpson College about education.

                  One of his people asked if I had any suggestions. I told him to pour it on Bush about Common Core. Bush is all for Common Core.

                  I suggested, too, that he discuss again his faith--there are so many faith voters in the Iowa Caucus. I think his testimony that he attends his church faithfully every Christmas and Easter will move evangelicals to tears.

                  I said he should stay on message with the two other big issues that have carried the day for him so far. The first is that Obama is not a U. S. citizen. The other issue that has done well for him is keeping out of the country U. S. citizens that catch ebola. Just because people have been isolated and recovered does not mean that issue should die. Stay on message--that's what he has to do.

                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12539

                    #24
                    Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                    While the other candidates dilly dally around, Donald is going after the real opponent, Hillary. He points to a well known fact. Women who are bad in bed cannot govern:
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                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                      An old soul
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4940

                      #25
                      Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                      I'm sure Ivana was fully satisfied by Donald up until the day they divorced.
                      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12539

                        #26
                        Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                        New poll shows The Donald is on the move. I can predict with confidence he will soon be at the top of the heap.

                        His latest really smart move was to point out how poorly what's-her-name Carhop Funicello (I might have misspelled her name, I had never heard of her until lately) did as CEO of HP. Donald said he had never seen a CEO fired so ungraciously so she must have had it coming.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                          An old soul
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4940

                          #27
                          Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                          He also has a plan for defeating the mud-slimes that is so simple and so effective that he can't tell us what it is until we vote him into the White House. We already saw his effectiveness when he wrestled the fake birth certificate out of the hands of a defeated and humiliated Osama.

                          I tell you, people are taking about Donald all over the internets and the facebooks. He's generating the buzz. I don't care about the slanderous allegations he is not a billionaire.
                          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12539

                            #28
                            Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                            He also has a plan for defeating the mud-slimes that is so simple and so effective that he can't tell us what it is until we vote him into the White House.
                            I tell you, people are taking about Donald all over the internets and the facebooks. He's generating the buzz. I don't care about the slanderous allegations he is not a billionaire.
                            Donald was well within his rights to sue the air-head investigative reporter who added up Donald's assets and subtracted what he owes. He gave Donald a net worth of a tiny $200 million.

                            A man's worth is what he owns. What he owes is beside the point. As soon as the debt is paid off what he owns will be his net worth.

                            Maybe reporters can get away with bad reporting about other politicians. With The Donald they cannot.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #29
                              Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                              Donald Trump has a wonderful new plan (that I designed for him) to defeat the islamofascists once and for all. And (on my advice) he is wisely refusing to spill the beans for the drive-by media. Why tip your hand to satan?
                              Donald Trump Has ‘Foolproof’ Plan to Defeat ISIS – But He Won’t Share It
                              (Video in Link)


                              “I don’t want the enemy to know what I’m doing,” business mogul says during Fox News interview

                              Donald Trump told Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren that he has a “foolproof way” of defeating ISIS, but he won’t share it with the media. He will, however, put his plan into action if he’s elected President of the United States.

                              “If I run, and if I win, I don’t want the enemy to know what I’m doing,” Trump said of the Islamic extremist terrorist group that has been steadily causing trouble in the Middle East. “Unfortunately, I’ll probably have to tell at some point, but there is a method of defeating them quickly and effectively and having total victory.”

                              “All I can tell you it is a foolproof way of winning, and I’m not talking about what some people would say, but it is a foolproof way of winning the war with ISIS,” he said. “And it will be absolutely, 100 percent –they’ll at minimum come to the table but actually they’ll be defeated very quickly.”
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12947

                                #30
                                Re: Donld Trump Makes Another Smart Move.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Donald Trump has a wonderful new plan (that I designed for him) to defeat the islamofascists once and for all. And (on my advice) he is wisely refusing to spill the beans for the drive-by media. Why tip your hand to satan?
                                I think we should elect Trump as our president, just so he can put his foolproof plan into action. I know I'm really anxious to learn all about it!!
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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