[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

It says quite clearly, those who do not believe are automatically condemned. That means that aborted babies are condemned. Infants who died shortly after birth are condemned. I suppose every child begins to reason at different age (our Pastor Ezekiel was able to recite the Bible when he was four hears old), but I think it is safe to assume that children younger than four years old are incapable of understanding of the sacrifice of Jesus who died for our sins for whole three days (well, technically a day and a half, but that's a minor detail. The point is, He actually died for us).

And AMEN for that, am I right?!? I don't know about this Angelo, but I for one will be glad that Heaven, after which our own dear city Freehold is modeled, will be successful in keeping out the riff-raff! No sinners, Jews, screaming children, or Catlyn Jenner types there! No way!

Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Angelo! How exotic to be from Brazil. Tell us, is it true your women wear fruits on their heads?

[Basilissa]

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I dear you brother. ( brother ? )

i wish to remind you that you are member of the landover baptist church, and as such, you should permit your old human nature to be crucified, and vest a new nature, where your kind of behavior as true child of God is renewed, and kindness, holyness, forgiveness and good behavior shines through.

God bless.

My dear, Brother BAW is, in fact, a shining example of Christ-like behavior.

Please do not forget that Jesus not only insulted people, calling those who listened to Him dogs and swine (Matthew 7:6), vipers (Matthew 3:7), fools (Matthew 23:7) and other colorful names, but also was actively violent against some people (Matthew 21:12).

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

It's pretty clear he's communicating with us through a translator of some kind. I don't know how to use the web page translator the way some around here do so I'll try what works on my lawn people.

ELLO-HAY! OKAY? OKAY! ODAY OOYAY EEKSPAY ENGLISHAY? NO PROBLEM! EES OKAY FOR TO READ THE EL WEBSIGHTEO! WE ARE ALL FROM AMERICA! WE ARE ALL MARICONS HERE!

ALSO WE HAVEN UNA CHURCHO AQUA WITH PASTOR EZEKIEL IN EL BIBLIOTECHA! HAY MUCHO PUTOS! YOU MIGHT BE MUY EMBARAZADA RIGHTO NOWO, BUT ES OKAY! NO PROBLEM. TAMBORINE GRACIAS!

Dear Pastor

i think you have a special gift of sing - song and composition of new songs . I bet you use it in your church to glorify the lord. Congrats. Go on brother !! The lord is with you.

[Angelo]

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And AMEN for that, am I right?!? I don't know about this Angelo, but I for one will be glad that Heaven, after which our own dear city Freehold is modeled, will be successful in keeping out the riff-raff! No sinners, Jews, screaming children, or Catlyn Jenner types there! No way!

Welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Angelo! How exotic to be from Brazil. Tell us, is it true your women wear fruits on their heads?

Dear Mary

thanks for your warm welcome. Yes , it seems you are well educated and know about our culture and history. Indeed, Carmen Miranda was a well known artist, actress, singer, and stage artist, and made huge success in the forties and fifties, also in your country, america. She was a huge star back then, and made considerable success. Well, today here in Brazil, its not practice, actually, it never was, to wear hats as Carmen Miranda used. That was just for show business. But i can imagine you could look cute wearing a hat like this.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

Hello Mr. Angelo, Greetings!

It is always nice to have new people over here. There's been quite a lot of posts here already and while it seems that you disagree with the Bible regarding some key passages, I am very hopeful that we'll understand each other eventually. If I may, I have some specific questions regarding your denomination:

- Do you believe in infant Baptism and do you think that Baptism is required for Salvation?
- What happens during the Eucharist?
- Can a practising homosexual get into Heaven?
- Is contraception acceptable?
- Can a woman teach the Word of God to others?
- Are there parts of the Bible that can be dismissed?
- When did God Create the Earth and what is the shape of the Earth?

I am sorry for the many questions, but these are some of the crucial ones determining how the message of the Bible is received within the soul of an aspiring sinner.

Jesus is so diverse and magnificent. He is kind (Luke 2:10) and He is fearsome! Do you believe that He will do as He promised in the Bible?

Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[I Man Rastafari]

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Dear brother

i am a white man. So you are from the country of Usain Bolt ? thats nice. I would love to visit your country, since the beaches seem to be wonderful over there.... what is your church over there, brother ? what is your ministry ?

They are white people too so you will probably get along fine with them. I must warn you that they will grow angry if you are impolite. They may also worry that you have come at the behest of Satan to torment them. They will want to get to know you. They have been very kind to me and I am a Black man.

I have received the Word from my bredren in Kingston that Jah lives and he will live forever. His coming was foretold long ago by Yeshua who was a Black man and then by His Excellency the Honorable Marcus Garvey who was a prophet and the Provisional President of Africa as well as the President of the Universal Negro Improvement Association. He is the Lion of Judah and the King of Kings Haile Selassie. He was the Emperor of Abyssinia but today HIM lives as a humble monk. He is Jah Ras Tafari and he is 130 years old. His Word is revealed in the King James Bible.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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blah blah blah There are even no " good " Christians, since good is only one, the holy, our mighty holy lord, Jesus Christ , and the father. amen. blah blah blah

When you make claims like this, please show the Bible verse that supports it.

blah blah blahyou should know that we servants of the lord shall love the sinner, and hate the sins. blah blah blah

Again, show me precisely in the Bible where it says this. I've only read it straight through about 11 times so I may have missed it.

Yours in Christ (NOT INRI CRISTO),

Z. Smyth

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

I do not know of any indians that attack white people.... there was a case of cannibalism a few years back. but that is very rare.

The Induns here in America have largely given up murder, though I am uncertain about the cannibalism. These days, they scalp unwary white men in casinos on their reservations.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Brazilian section of mexico is a hellhole. I have spent some time ministering to the perverts there, but had to abandon my ministry out of concern for catching the AIDS.

[Back against wall]

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The Brazilian section of mexico is a hellhole. I have spent some time ministering to the perverts there, but had to abandon my ministry out of concern for catching the AIDS.

Amen to that Brother Pastor Ezekiel. Maybe Donald might bulldoze Brazil with a little help from Brother Fred. I'll donate 10mill from the security system takings.

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

- Do you believe in infant Baptism and do you think that Baptism is required for Salvation?

If someone converts, baptism is a normal next step. If that person imho for what reason is not baptist, can go to heaven , no problem. A baby has no conscience to make this step, so i think the catholic practive is unbiblical.

- What happens during the Eucharist?

NOthing. I disagree with the practice, its unbiblical.

- Can a practising homosexual get into Heaven?

no.

- Is contraception acceptable?

yes.

- Can a woman teach the Word of God to others?

yes.

- Are there parts of the Bible that can be dismissed?

no.

- When did God Create the Earth and what is the shape of the Earth?

the shape is round, when , i dont know.

I am sorry for the many questions, but these are some of the crucial ones determining how the message of the Bible is received within the soul of an aspiring sinner.

you mean, a aspiring saint.....

Jesus is so diverse and magnificent. He is kind (Luke 2:10) and He is fearsome! Do you believe that He will do as He promised in the Bible?

yes.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

To be in Christ, i think you should make some more thoughtful questions. Yours are very infantile. You can do better, brother. No ?

[Angelo]

Re: Hello from brazil, greetings in the name of Christ

They are white people too so you will probably get along fine with them. I must warn you that they will grow angry if you are impolite. They may also worry that you have come at the behest of Satan to torment them. They will want to get to know you. They have been very kind to me and I am a Black man.

I have received the Word from my bredren in Kingston that Jah lives and he will live forever. His coming was foretold long ago by Yeshua who was a Black man and then by His Excellency the Honorable Marcus Garvey who was a prophet and the Provisional President of Africa as well as the President of the Universal Negro Improvement Association. He is the Lion of Judah and the King of Kings Haile Selassie. He was the Emperor of Abyssinia but today HIM lives as a humble monk. He is Jah Ras Tafari and he is 130 years old. His Word is revealed in the King James Bible.

Dear brother

are you aware that Haile Selassie lived in extreme wealth, and while doing so, his people in north Eritrea were dying of hunger, and he did nothing to change that ? Thats why he was killed.

I know people in Jamaika are very keen of smoking dope. Sometimes, the devil attempts to our brothers in Christ to fall in temptation and sin, and smoke some dope when nobody looks.

Is that your case brother ? Otherwise i can't explain your idiocy about Haile Hitler. Pardon. Selassie.

Brother, i urge you immediately if that is the case to stop smoking dope, since it prejudices your brain of normal and proper functioning, and you risk ending up in hell. Who distroys his own body, God will destroy.

take care. God bless.

[Angelo]

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When you make claims like this, please show the Bible verse that supports it.



Again, show me precisely in the Bible where it says this. I've only read it straight through about 11 times so I may have missed it.

Yours in Christ (NOT INRI CRISTO),

Z. Smyth

Dear brother Z.Smyth

you are making very heretical questions, and doubt about things that are very clearly stated in the bible. How long are you a Christian ? If not so long, i can understand your ignorance about basic things. If a long time, i see some evidence that you do not know your bible so well. You know, not knowing Gods word properly is a sin of considerable severeness. If you were member of my church, i would talk to my pastor, and he would urge you to make a intensive bible course, in order to not remain ignorant of Gods word.

take care ( of your ignorance ).

[Angelo]

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The Brazilian section of mexico is a hellhole. I have spent some time ministering to the perverts there, but had to abandon my ministry out of concern for catching the AIDS.

Dear Pastor Ezekiel

is that so ? Where have you been ? have you also been at risk because sometimes the temptation was stronger than your will not to sin, and rather than help our friends in need to find Jesus, you rather took care of them otherwise ? I know there are many family fathers and even pastors that entertain some dirty fantasies, is that your case ? If so, the devil is stronger , than the holy spirit. Do not let that happen, since our bodies are not designed for that kind or practices. You know the harm and damage that will bring to our friends in the long term ? Do you know how many transvestites have to go to hospital, because , aehm, they are unable to do some normal daily body needs properly, and dirt their underware ? that is a serious problem, and if you take advantage of their weakness, you make yourself guilty of their suffering. The lord will punish you severely... if you do not overcome your promiscuous desires.

Anyway, here a wonderful testmonoy of Paulinho de Jesus, who converted and is now a faithful servant of the lord:

***Mexican incantation video removed***

[Back against wall]

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