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Originally Posted by lilith
Riiiiiiight...and the fishnet stockings?
I never realised that hearing about JC could be so....physical! 
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Leave it to you Lilith to mock Zeke when he was being martyred for his faith. He fell prey to that evil cult The Order of Acephale while Pastor Zeke was witnessing in Chicago and was viciously tortured by the wicked and sultry brunet ‘Mistress’ Zaynab (clearly some kind of high priestess) along willowy Mistress Phi and the exotic Mistress Naoko (both obviously lesser priestesses). Despite hours of torment Pastor Zeke remained true to Jesus until a Landover Tiger Team could rescue him from the clutches of these She-Devils. So unbowed in spirit was Pastor Zeke that he begged to be left as he was; telling us with Jesus’ help he was wearing these harlots down and they would be on their knees before Christ before too long. Tears came to our eyes and the sight of such bravery. GLORY!
Shame on you Lilith for mocking Pastor Zeke like this, shame.