Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

[Arnie Flenderson]

Hello!
I would like to introduce myself, Arnie Flenderson, to your gracious godly community. I am so pleased and am praising the Lord our God with my heart and soul that I have finally found a beacon of Christ in this dark world of sin.

Together we can promote peace and slaughter all sodomites, unbelievers, and blasphemers on sight, damning them to Hell for all of eternity!

I hope I will have a great God-fearing time with my fellow gay-goring, sodomite-shooting, blasphemer-boiling, pornographer-punching brothers and sisters here on these blessed forums!

Praise the Lord!

Psalm 27:1
The is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

Hello Mr. Flenderson, and welcome to our friendly forums! Personally, I don't care to slaughter people. Goodness, I don't even like to slaughter the chickens like my grandmother did! I'm happy to get my poultry from the butcher like a civilized American. Besides, killing people is a sure way to land in jail and while there are amazing stories of jailhouse conversions, I don't think I could eat the food there and live so closely with so many heathens. And the lice. Oh goodness.

No, I'd much rather follow the Word of God, follow the law of the land, and pray the filthy Sodomites convert or succumb to the AIDS, which they are racing to do anyway with or without our prayers. When God hears and heeds your prayers, why get dirty? Am I right?

So tell us about yourself, dear! Are you married? Do you work with your hands for a living? What trade are you in? I know the menfolk will want to know all about your hunting expeditions! How many rhinos and elephants have you bagged? Tell us about your Walk with Christ! Are you a former Sodomite yourself?

[Arnie Flenderson]

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It's very nice to see you too, Mary.

I am currently managing an arms supply store out here in Texas, supplying my fellow pious peoples with a means to defend themselves from the evils of the world! God bless the Second Amendment! Although I have not had the pleasure of hunting big game, I have downed a couple deer as well as one filthy transgender that I had caught sneaking into my son's bedroom with my all-American Remington 870! Praise the Lord for our Stand Your Ground law! I keep his bullet-ridden "Metallica" t-shirt up on a plaque (truly a sign of Satan!).

Yes, I live happily with my wife here in Texas. She manages the household (like a woman should!) while I run the shop. I do work with my hands, as I often must craft and assemble the custom made firearms and blades I sell (better to ward of the works of Satan with Christian flair if you ask me.)

And lastly, praise Jesus as I have never wandered to the dark corner of this humanistic world that is Sodomy. The whole thought of it makes my trigger finger itch.

[Arnie Flenderson]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

Thank you so much, Pastor! I look forward to joining this community of grace set apart from a world of sin. Finally, a forum of Christians that truly safeguards itself from "trolls" and blasphemers.

[Dana723]

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I am a bit concerned about where you live. Are you saying that you are our Saviour's sperm? That would seem a bit...well...unsavory...or unSaviourly as the case may be.

[Arnie Flenderson]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

I am a bit concerned about where you live. Are you saying that you are our Saviour's sperm? That would seem a bit...well...unsavory...or unSaviourly as the case may be.

The seed of the son of the father is a blessed place, my friend! Although it is simply symbolic, my shop's self-proclaimed region stands to remind us all of the will of the Spirit of God that shall be birthed in every good Christian.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

I will not write a word of rebuke, since I believe we are to respect our elders - so I'll leave it to one of the elderly gentlemen here to ask you to cool your jets about shooting people because the LORD GOD wants us to obey our laws and pray for our leaders. If I weren't respectful, I would have told you this myself, but I am. I am also young, well built, handsome, and intelligent - which you will no doubt figure out if you read any of my posts here from the past or current times. I can't help it; despite my modesty, I am a wonderful gift from God to the world.


I shall pray for you and your insufferable tendency to disobey Christ Jesus.


Christ soon returns! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Arnie Flenderson]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

I will not write a word of rebuke, since I believe we are to respect our elders - so I'll leave it to one of the elderly gentlemen here to ask you to cool your jets about shooting people because the LORD GOD wants us to obey our laws and pray for our leaders. If I weren't respectful, I would have told you this myself, but I am. I am also young, well built, handsome, and intelligent - which you will no doubt figure out if you read any of my posts here from the past or current times. I can't help it; despite my modesty, I am a wonderful gift from God to the world.


I shall pray for you and your insufferable tendency to disobey Christ Jesus.


Christ soon returns! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

But Brother, what does the Bible say about those who assault your household, be it spiritually or physically?
Part of Nehemiah 4:14 states
Be not ye afraid of them: remember the LORD, which is great and terrible, and fight for your brethren, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses.Then, isn't the self-defense of my home from the corrupting works of Satan justified? Here in Texas, the extremities of Sodomy and Satanism grow abundantly and (at this level of corruption and misery) must be countered by defensive action!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

But Brother, what does the Bible say about those who assault your household, be it spiritually or physically?...

Something about "turn the other cheek", iirc.

Try finding Scripture a bit more applicable to the exact situation. Going from Judah exhorting the other Israelites to help him fix the wall to "slaughter all sodomites, unbelievers, and blasphemers on sight" is a stretch that even the most ardent True Christian™ obviously won't make.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

But Brother, what does the Bible say about those who assault your household, be it spiritually or physically?
Part of Nehemiah 4:14 states
Be not ye afraid of them: remember the LORD, which is great and terrible, and fight for your brethren, and your daughters, your wives, and your houses. Then, isn't the self-defense of my home from the corrupting works of Satan justified? Here in Texas, the extremities of Sodomy and Satanism grow abundantly and (at this level of corruption and misery) must be countered by defensive action!

The Holy Bible is very clear when it commands True Christians™ to follow the law of the land (Romans 13:1-7). Perhaps it is because the greatest defense a True Christian™ can wield is the Armor of God (Ephesians 6:10-18), against which Satan cannot win. The Jews, the ones to whom your Bible Verse refers, didn't have that yet because Christ hadn't come and they were all destined for damnation anyway so they had to rely on their swords. True Christians™ don't need to rely on swordplay, and I think, although this could be wrong, it's not a salvation issue so you're free to disagree, but I think that's because the LORD doesn't want anyone to mistake His Followers for those totally gay French Musketeers in those old movies.

[Arnie Flenderson]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

The Holy Bible is very clear when it commands True Christians™ to follow the law of the land (Romans 13:1-7). Perhaps it is because the greatest defense a True Christian™ can wield is the Armor of God (Ephesians 6:10-18), against which Satan cannot win. The Jews, the ones to whom your Bible Verse refers, didn't have that yet because Christ hadn't come and they were all destined for damnation anyway so they had to rely on their swords. True Christians™ don't need to rely on swordplay, and I think, although this could be wrong, it's not a salvation issue so you're free to disagree, but I think that's because the LORD doesn't want anyone to mistake His Followers for those totally gay French Musketeers in those old movies.

I quite agree with you, but it isn't like I run around skewering sinners willy-nilly, clad in skimpy tights and with a nasty French fag line running above my mouth! I may have exaggerated my actions for the defense of my home, but I want to make it clear that I haven't broken any laws, as I am a law-abiding American. The stand-your-ground law allows me to exact deadly action on any unlawful intruders in my home, and I exercise it freely on the agents of Satan who attempt to further corrupt my son.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

Hello dear and a belated to our forum! It is good to hear that you are law abiding citizen. Living in Texas, you are obeying a lot of very fine True Christian™ laws. For example, according to the Article 1, Section 4 of the Texas Constitution, no atheist can serve in any public office:

...nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
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Praise Jesus!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

I quite agree with you, but it isn't like I run around skewering sinners willy-nilly, clad in skimpy tights and with a nasty French fag line running above my mouth! I may have exaggerated my actions for the defense of my home, but I want to make it clear that I haven't broken any laws, as I am a law-abiding American. The stand-your-ground law allows me to exact deadly action on any unlawful intruders in my home, and I exercise it freely on the agents of Satan who attempt to further corrupt my son.

You may have read about a camp that I am involved with. Our next boys group is in Vermont next month. A reasonably priced deposit will hold your boy's spot - and I am more than happy to deal with him personally. Dr. Niles and Brother Faith Machine might also be assisting - and James Hutchins is a faithful mentor to our boys - especially those whose tendencies are less than totally masculine.

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

A true Christian will always fear God, but not always other Christians. Only God can judge me.

Yea, every pot in Jerusalem and in Judah shall be holiness unto the Lord of hosts: and all they that sacrifice shall come and take of them, and seethe therein: and in that day there shall be no more the Canaanite in the house of the Lord of hosts. (Zechariah 14:21)

I can recommend to you watch Robert Breaker's sermons, he's a great bible teacher.


Maranatha!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello, fellow God-fearing Christians!

Only God can judge me.

Can you provide me with scriptural proof of this? I can provide you a page of scripture that says God wants us to judge.