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  • #76
    Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

    Originally posted by Chickenoodle View Post
    1. Stop straddling the center console...
    2. Don't buy a Wii...
    3. ???
    4. Salvation!
    Is this right?
    I do hope you're not funning us, Noodle.

    I'd hate to think you're treating Salvation(tm) as some sort of game, or an episode of that vile program, Southern Pork.



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    • #77
      Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      I do hope you're not funning us, Noodle.

      I'd hate to think you're treating Salvation™ as some sort of game, or an episode of that vile program, Southern Pork.



      If equating the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit with Underpants Gnomes is not blaspheming the Holy Spirit (the one unforgivable sin), I don't know what is!
      Certainly not, Sister. I'm not a saint but I don't know nearly enough about South Puke to pin-point the origin of that internet expression. Makes me question your 'True' faith... especially when you're able to look at that vile image.

      Disgusting.

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      • #78
        Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

        Wii is still fun. And the word isn't actually a Japanese word. The word was literally invented by Nintendo so people of any nationality could easily pronounce it.

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        • #79
          Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

          Thanks for that worthless info Brother Maxipad.
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          • #80
            Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

            Oriental isn't a fucking language.

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            • #81
              Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

              Originally posted by Brother_Maxi View Post
              ...And the word isn't actually a Japanese word. The word was literally invented by Nintendo so people of any nationality could easily pronounce it.
              Er... let me see if I have this right,
              1. "wii" isn't a Japanese word
              2. the word "wii" was invented by Nintendo
              3. Nintendo is Japanese.
              4. Therefore a word invented by the Japanese is not Japanese...
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              • #82
                Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                Originally posted by Skull_Kid View Post
                Oriental isn't a piffleing language.
                You probably think Scandinavian and Belgium aren't languages either.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                • #83
                  Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                  I believe I've heard this being screamed by women out in the desert or in camel pens.

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                  • #84
                    Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Er... let me see if I have this right,
                    1. "wii" isn't a Japanese word
                    2. the word "wii" was invented by Nintendo
                    3. Nintendo is Japanese.
                    4. Therefore a word invented by the Japanese is not Japanese...
                    Its technically not a word. It's kind of like lol. It's created for ease of saying or typing.

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                    • #85
                      Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                      Will someone shout GLORY!?
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                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #86
                        Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Will someone shout GLORY!?
                        glorys! i not no before that wii were a bad oreintal words, but nows i do no, i not wants wii kitty picktures no more cuz them kittys be real bad kittys an i rebukes them!



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                        • #87
                          Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                          Originally posted by Petal View Post
                          glorys! i not no before that wii were a bad oreintal words, but nows i do no, i not wants wii kitty picktures no more cuz them kittys be real bad kittys an i rebukes them!
                          Petal, I rebuke my cats for sinning, but they just look at me like and go back to what they were doing. Can you help me?
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                          • #88
                            Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                            Petal, I rebuke my cats for sinning, but they just look at me like and go back to what they were doing. Can you help me?
                            I make mine stay in a box until they repent. Come to think of it they have never left their boxes?
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                            • #89
                              Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                              who after opening the bag to take a quick whiff,
                              lolololololol
                              btw you guys are crazy if you think any of this story is true
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • #90
                                Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

                                Originally posted by alli001 View Post
                                lolololololol
                                btw you guys are crazy if you think any of this story is true
                                Since I know the Pastors involved, I can assure you it is true!
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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