[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy pie day!

I just had a slice of a delicious strawberry-rhubarb pie that Sister Thumper brought over. I highly recommend that one!

That girl can whip up a pie, I'll tell you what.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Happy pie day!

I'm going to vote twice because I like apple and blackberry pie (i.e. both together in the same pie). It's got to be Bramley apples though and the blackberries have to be just a touch tart. The taste of Autumn (=Fall in American)

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Happy pie day!

Brother Ezekiel, you voted twice? I tried and couldn't. Hmmm...

[Nobar King]

Re: Happy pie day!

I think he meant he would vote for more than one pie type. It's a multiple choice poll.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Happy pie day!

Yes, but when I come to this thread, it says, "You have already voted on this poll." In a snotty little voice that makes me want to put my fist through the screen.

Unless it's one of those occasional voices that only I seem to hear, in which case please disregard the second sentence of this post.

[JennyD]

Re: Happy pie day!

A crawfish is a small crustacean... Not a cockroach. They're more similar to Lobsters, then they are cockroaches.

Cockroaches, crawfish, shrimp, and lobsters are all arthropods.

If you want to eat big bugs, be my guest.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Happy pie day!

There are plenty of big bugs here in Australia to eat.

[Nobar King]

Re: Happy pie day!

Happy pie day again, everybody. Let's enjoy some pizza pie this time!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Happy pie day!

Be watchful, Brothers and Sisters. This is the demonic face of evil:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Happy pie day!

Happy pie day again, everybody. Let's enjoy some pizza pie this time!

I'm highly suspicious of that last one. Yes, Godly American pizza pie is fine and dandy, but anything associated with Italians is highly suspicious. That wop looks like he's about to invite a Catholic schoolboy round to his house for a game of Super Mario Gaylaxatives and then slide his fingers down the poor little fellow's tallywhacker. Maybe the Democratic National Congress thinks that's "cool" and "funky", but I most certainly do not.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Happy pie day!

I'm highly suspicious of that last one. Yes, Godly American pizza pie is fine and dandy, but anything associated with Italians is highly suspicious. That wop looks like he's about to invite a Catholic schoolboy round to his house for a game of Super Mario Gaylaxatives and then slide his fingers down the poor little fellow's tallywhacker. Maybe the Democratic National Congress thinks that's "cool" and "funky", but I most certainly do not.

Agreed. Italians are hairy, swarthy, profane animals. While we are on the subject, I urge all Landover parents not to feed their children Chef Boyardee pasta.



Not only is it too spicy for sensible, True Christian™ taste buds, it's also a gateway food to all sorts of unsavory Italian fare, like calzones and enormous sausages. FACT: An overwhelming percentage of Italian food causes homosexuality, prostitution, breastfeeding, worshiping of the Virgin Mary, bestiality, teen pregnancy, pedophilia, back hair, organized crime, and the urge to dress monkeys up in silly outfits.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Happy pie day!

All good information Brothers.

Maybe the Democratic National Congress thinks that's "cool" and "funky", but I most certainly do not.

I always thought that "Pizza" was slang for "Piece of Ass" (sorry Brethren for this foul language). "Yo, hand me that pizz'a". Not good.

Calzone means pants, and you don't even want to know what "quattro stagioni" means

Given that you even have shellfish pizzas (Frutti di Mare - SHOO DEMON! ) I think it is clear we should stay away from all this modern nonsense.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Happy pie day!

All good information Brothers.



I always thought that "Pizza" was slang for "Piece of Ass" (sorry Brethren for this foul language). "Yo, hand me that pizz'a". Not good.

Calzone means pants, and you don't even want to know what "quattro stagioni" means

Given that you even have shellfish pizzas (Frutti di Mare - SHOO DEMON! ) I think it is clear we should stay away from all this modern nonsense.

DEMON!

Oh... My apologies, everyone. Ever since I have begun my deliverance work, I've been a bit jumpy...

[Nobar King]

Re: Happy pie day!

Happy pie day again! This time the theme is
, since they are in season, now.

Not this:


I'm talking about the kind of cherry pie that you make for someone you love:


That's the kind of fruity goodness that grandma makes!

What could be better?

(Just in case any of your satanists (or rush fans) who are reading thinks you are funny, making pies like this is NOT ALLOWED:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Happy pie day!

I hope Nigras aren't allowed in this thread.

All the pies will go missing.