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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22840

    #1

    Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

    This thread is for Turdmion and his Brother, who are Hellbound.

    As background Turdmion is filled with infractions, refuses to see sense and claims to be a "paganistic atheist" (his words not mine.) He persistently derails threads, his latest vandalism being All Aboard The Hell Train

    His brother is a spaz or mong of some sort, yet despite the brother's not being able to comprehend the Compassion of the Lord, Turdmion's undiluted pride makes him think that the brother is better than a True Christian.

    OK Turdmion, the post is yours... continue...
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Turdhead
    Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
    • Oct 2008
    • 80

    #2
    Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

    Thanks, but you don't really answer any questions, why is my brother hellbound? It's not his fault the way he is and he's had no choice in the matter, or is God just a complete arsehole? please explain WITHOUT the use of scriptute.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22840

      #3
      Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

      Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
      Thanks, but you don't really answer any questions, why is my brother hellbound? It's not his fault the way he is and he's had no choice in the matter, or is God just a complete arsehole? please explain WITHOUT the use of scriptute.
      Last bit first: Explaining God without the use of Scripture (His Inerrant and Timeless Word) is rather like asking omlettes to be made without eggs.

      The True Christian will accept that, as elsewhere displayed, all imperfections are curses from God.

      God curses can stretch down over generations. It is not a question of fault in the imperfect ones, rather of fault (of which they had fair warning) in the previous generations.

      Those who are imperfect may not enter God's Congregation.

      At this point, most Unsaved Trash start moaning that it simply is not fair. This is blasphemy! You are not to question God's Law - God is not about democracy, God is about Theocracy.

      For example, the Iranian State executes homersexuls and President Ahmedinajacket says that here are no homers in Iran. Now, this is a shame on the USA becasue Godless Moonworshipping Heathens are actually carrying out God's Will, although they are giving their prayers to some fatassed sandnigra, instead of Jesus!

      Thus we see the need to adopt Biblical Law in the USA and then world-wide, so that all of His Creation may see Heaven (even though only one-third will.)

      I hope this goes towards your seeing the light.

      Without entering God's Congregation, what hope for Salvation?

      Those who are cursed may benefit from God's Mercy in issuing a cure (see various miracles) and His Forgiveness - however, it is only they who are forgiven and not the parents and other generations.

      Without these "intergenerational curses" how would God ensure that mankind, His Creation, kept to His Laws?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Turdhead
        Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
        • Oct 2008
        • 80

        #4
        Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

        Actually to most people it decreases their belief in god, as if he there why would such horrible things happen to innocent people, doesn't really sell himself to many people if such things are his actions.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22840

          #5
          Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

          Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
          Actually to most people it decreases their belief in god, as if he there why would such horrible things happen to innocent people, doesn't really sell himself to many people if such things are his actions.
          Hello Turdmion! Hello! You are making the mistake of compounding the words "belief" and "faith".

          Only a complete idiot would not have a "belief" that God exists but many false Christians lack the "faith" in God's Inerrant Words. You will find many false Christians who say that "God is Love" and conveniently forget that He Himself says He created evil and that he has killed at least 2,000,000 people as part of His Plan. This is a lack of Faith.

          In accepting God, a True Christian will accept that whatever He does is part of His Plan and is therefore Good and Right. A false Christian will create a fluffy-bunny story around a vague knowledge of the Bible and an even vaguer one about God.

          God does not like false Christians because they have invented a religion based solely upon what their lieberal conscience feels might be right. (Like readers of socialist newspapers.)

          God wants you to follow ALL of His Words. Only then may you enter heaven.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Turdhead
            Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
            • Oct 2008
            • 80

            #6
            Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

            If God created our consciences then why does he make so many of us see what he does as evil? or even bother enabling people like my brother to live anyway if they are damned to hell?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22840

              #7
              Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

              Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
              If God created our consciences then why does he make so many of us see what he does as evil?
              As I tried to explain - if you have faith, you do not see it as evil.
              or even bother enabling people like my brother to live anyway if they are damned to hell?
              As I said, he is not a punishment unto himself but unto the sinning generations that went before him.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Turdhead
                Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
                • Oct 2008
                • 80

                #8
                Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                He isn't a punishment, he's not a burden he just has learning difficulties.

                And you still haven't explained why I'm hellbound, thought this was the purpose of this thread....

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22840

                  #9
                  Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                  Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                  And you still haven't explained why I'm hellbound, thought this was the purpose of this thread....
                  Aren't you an atheist?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #10
                    Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                    Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                    He isn't a punishment, he's not a burden he just has learning difficulties.

                    And you still haven't explained why I'm hellbound, thought this was the purpose of this thread....
                    You are hellbound because you reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross at Calvary.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Turdhead
                      Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 80

                      #11
                      Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                      Pfft these things happen, if heavens gonna be full of delights such as yourself I'll go for hell, plus all my friends will be there

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22840

                        #12
                        Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                        Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                        Pfft these things happen, if heavens gonna be full of delights such as yourself I'll go for hell, plus all my friends will be there
                        Oh dear! There you go again. If you became a True Christian, then you would be really happy to be with us.

                        However, if you go to Hell, what chance do you think there is of (i) seeing any of your friends once your eyes are gouged out? (ii) Hearing them once hot metal rods have been shoved into your ears and (iii) and having the ability or concentration to speak to them once the skin is peeled from you in pits of burning brimstone.

                        On top of that (if you need it) I'm sure the Devil will ensure that you are in a room with grievous sinners who have the faults that you, in life, abohorred.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Turdhead
                          Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 80

                          #13
                          Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                          I doubt it I imagines it's pretty crowded down there, the ratio of true christains to unsaved trash being what it is, I'll probaly find someone I like even if I can't see, hear or speak to them.

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #14
                            Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                            Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                            I doubt it I imagines it's pretty crowded down there, the ratio of true christains to unsaved trash being what it is, I'll probaly find someone I like even if I can't see, hear or speak to them.
                            That makes even less sense than the other rubbish you've been spewing! You think Hell is going to be a picnic son? Do you think our loving God created a day spa down there? You are sorely mistaken my little fecal friend!

                            The torments of hell are beyond imagining! Have you ever stubbed your toe really, Really, REALLY BAD? Now, multiply that pain by a million, place it inside your brain, and imagine it going on forever and ever and ever, slowy getting more intense with each passing moment! Got it, are you imagining it? Can you feel the soul-searing intensity of it, destroying all thought and reason!?!

                            Good, because that would be like getting tickled with a feather on your forehead compared to what Satan has in store for you and your retard brother! The torments of the damned defy the imagination of even the very best professional True Christian™ Imagineers! It's no wonder a Hellbound troll and his tard brother have no idea what's in store for them!
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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                              Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                              Actually to most people it decreases their belief in god, as if he there why would such horrible things happen to innocent people, doesn't really sell himself to many people if such things are his actions.
                              He's God. He doesn't need to sell Himself. He's not a hooker.
                              Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                              If God created our consciences then why does he make so many of us see what he does as evil? or even bother enabling people like my brother to live anyway if they are damned to hell?
                              Because He wants you to go to Hell.
                              Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                              He isn't a punishment, he's not a burden he just has learning difficulties.
                              Could you make any less sense? That's like saying "he can't walk, but he's not a cripple".
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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