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  • Exploring GOD's amazing Intelligent Designs!

    Few things can stump and evolutionist or atheist quicker than a tour of nature and all of the amazing creatures that GOD has populated our planet with!

    O LORD, how manifold are thy works! in wisdom hast thou made them all: the earth is full of thy riches.
    -Psalm 104:24

    Every nook and cranny of our bodies is Intelligently Designed to operate at great efficiency! Only a master engineer could conceive of such things!

    For instance, I am often inspired at GOD's wisdom and ability to cut corners by combining the tube that we swallow large portions of food and water through with the tube that we breath through. A lesser being would've separated them into two passages, one for food and one for air. But our GOD is an awesome GOD, and He saved Himself time by simply rolling them all into one! And atheists call GOD stupid! Ha!

    Truly we are all blessed. I for one am happy that the LORD has blessed me with an abundance of teeth in my mouth, so many that I couldn't even contain them all and some of them had to be pulled out! When I'm chewing, some of my teeth will get tired so I simply use any number of my other teeth to do the rest of the job! Thank you JESUS!

    GOD has also blessed me with lily-white Christian skin that browns in the sun. Sometimes I get sunburns, but I know that they are a reminder from GOD that hell will be much worse and I must not stray from His side!

    Praise GOD! Please feel free to share in your wonderment of GOD's fantastic Intelligent Designs!
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    I appreciate the way that the Lord had the great foresight to start growing hairs in my nose as I became older. Now, I would never of thought of that - providing filtered air for senior citizens - Mmmm - thoughtful.
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      I praise God for AIDS, not only for the wonderful effects of this disease, but also as clear evidence of Intelligent Design. Could a random, Darwinian world create a disease that targets homosexuals, negroes, drug addicts, and various other scum? Not only that, but it is transmitted either by gay sex or needles! This shows God created AIDS as a warning to homosexuals to stop indulging themselves in their abominable acts and for junkies to stop putting holes in their arms.

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        I had a cousin who was born with a small tail, but the nurse cut it off shortly thereafter. God sure does have a sense of humor!
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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          My fingernails keep growing yet they're always the same. Does that count?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            Note: This post contains language of a sensitive and adult nature. True Christian™ ladies, please have your fathers or husbands read it for you, assuming you need to know at all, which you most likely don't.

            I praise God for the human prostate. God intelligently designed the urethra in men to go through the prostate, whereas in some mere beasts, the urethra goes around the prostate (almost-True Christian™ source). This means that in human males, swelling of the prostate can cause difficulty with urination, thus giving the Lord an entertaining way of smiting sinners.

            Also, a certain act that the Lord hates stimulates the prostate. This causes homers to enjoy their deathstyle choice and thus makes it easier for the Lord to infect them with GRID and then damn them.
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              Re: Exploring GOD's amazing Intelligent Designs!

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              This shows God created AIDS as a warning to homosexuals to stop indulging themselves in their abominable acts and for junkies to stop putting holes in their arms.
              Just like he created Tay-Sachs disease as a warning to unrepentant Jews.
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