[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Well, Turns out Brandi is some sort of obsessive-compulsive Howard Hughes type, because the moment I showed up she told me to take a shower. I said I was insulted, refused, and things were very chilly after that.

I've got the last laugh though, now I've set up a date with her friend Sherri, and boy is Brandi going to be jealous! We'll be going to O'Malley's Irish Pub (I assume that's what she meant when she said to bring extra money for "Dining at the O".)