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  • Warner S. Davidson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 586

    #16
    Re: Really, what is with you people?

    Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
    I have gone to other churches as well. I had only gone to A Calvary Chapel for the in depth bible study. And yes, they did baptisims. I was reading a story on here, To put rats on your wife's chest for watching CNN? Really?
    I don't think Jesus would do that.

    PS, try to stop taking scripture out of context.
    You should take the time to read those passages and do as I did and LEARN as I have

    The Bible is Gods word and there is nothing to be taken "out of context" as far as I can see

    I note that you are contradicting the Pastors and elders on here - That is both insolent and ignorant - Respect your betters
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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    • exfaggot
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 13

      #17
      Re: Really, what is with you people?

      My betters? Like heck they are my betters. I am getting so angry now it is hard to describe how you can mock a church I so highly respect. I know most of you here don't even believe in religion, but still, you go through all this work just to make yourselves proud? Nice.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: Really, what is with you people?

        Thank you for your persecution Ex-Faggot. You have called us "hypocrites" and "bad" for following the entire Bible to the letter, while you follow the teachings of your Humanistic church instead. I thank you.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

        Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

        Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

        Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

        Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

        Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

        1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22889

          #19
          Re: Really, what is with you people?

          Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
          [...]The bible IS THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT. Metro doesn't mean copyrights. [...]
          As Rev. Rodimer points out; the original manuscripts are simply missing. There's no point denying it, so unless your pastor has the ability to travel through time, the congregation are wandering around in Spiritual Darkness.

          A little history: Man then, sometimes inspired by God in part, sometimes not, created bibles in various versions and translations. It was only when God chose King James as his vessel that He produced His final and inerrant version. The rest and all subsequent books claiming to be a Bible are not, as they have faults, errors, amendments, omissions, etc.

          However, I assume that you can live with:

          Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
          "The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #20
            Re: Really, what is with you people?

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Explain how anyone here has done so, and explain what the correct context is. Either that, or apologize.
            Well?

            Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
            You know what? I'm done with you hypocrites mocking the bible. Your almost as bad as Fred Phelps.
            How dare you! Fred Phelps is a cafeteria Christian who preaches those parts of Scripture that he likes. We do no such thing.

            The bible IS THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT. Metro doesn't mean copyrights.
            God promised to preserve His words:

            Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

            Are you saying He lied?

            Dear gosh, you don't have to be baptized to go to heaven.
            Then what does this mean?

            Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.


            Are you saying that Our Lord preached superfluous words?

            Say someone accepted Jesus into their heart and really meant it and the next second they got hit by a bus. I don't think he would go to hell just because he wasn't baptized.
            What matters is not what you think, but what God thinks.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #21
              Re: Really, what is with you people?

              Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
              You know what? I'm done with you hypocrites mocking the bible. Your almost as bad as Fred Phelps. The bible IS THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT.
              Uh.... wow, you really are out of it. Which Bible are you referring to? Because if your ancient Greek/Hebrew is as good as your English comprehension, you're in serious trouble.

              .Metro doesn't mean copyrights.
              Who said it did Metro means city.

              Dear gosh, you don't have to be baptized to go to heaven.
              Then why did Jesus make such a big deal about being baptized? John didn't even want to baptize him, but Jesus demanded to be baptized.

              Say someone accepted Jesus into their heart and really meant it and the next second they got hit by a bus. I don't think he would go to hell just because he wasn't baptized.
              Again, if it wasn't important, the Bible wouldn't make such a big deal about everyone being baptized now would it.

              Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
              My betters? Like heck they are my betters. I am getting so angry now it is hard to describe how you can mock a church I so highly respect. I know most of you here don't even believe in religion, but still, you go through all this work just to make yourselves proud? Nice.
              How are we mocking you? We're the ones showing you with scripture that your beliefs are wrong. All your saying is "Jesus wouldn't do" "God doesn't think". Wow, you must really be special to know the mind of God. Me, I'm just a humble woman who has to rely on her husband, her pastors and her Bible to understand what God wants me to do. Heck, even my husband, as wise as he is, has to rely on his Bible to understand the will of God. Yep, you sure must be special to be able to know the will of God without following the Bible.

              Oh and just because we don't believe in your watered down milk-toast Christianity, does not mean that we don't believe in religion.
              Drama queen

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              • exfaggot
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 13

                #22
                Re: Really, what is with you people?

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post

                Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

                It doesn't say that who is not baptized will not be saved. It says who has not believeth shall be dammed.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #23
                  Re: Really, what is with you people?

                  Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
                  It doesn't say that who is not baptized will not be saved. It says who has not believeth shall be dammed.
                  In answer to my question that you ducked, you are saying that Our Lord preached superfluous words. What other parts of the Bible do you regard as superfluous?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #24
                    Re: Really, what is with you people?

                    Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
                    You know what? I'm done with you hypocrites mocking the bible. Your almost as bad as Fred Phelps. The bible IS THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT. Metro doesn't mean copyrights. Dear gosh, you don't have to be baptized to go to heaven. Say someone accepted Jesus into their heart and really meant it and the next second they got hit by a bus. I don't think he would go to hell just because he wasn't baptized.
                    You are barely half right. Just because you repent your sins, does not mean God accepts it. He could of ordained weeks earlier your death because he is fed up with your blasphemic ways. Once God decides your fate, that is it. Same reason deathbed confessions are a joke.
                    No one knows if God accepts their devotion until the either die or God speaks to them (this must be confirmed by a (Pastor or Reverend). All True Christian's have. God speaks to me all the time, guiding my thoughts and hands always.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #25
                      Re: Really, what is with you people?

                      Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
                      It doesn't say that who is not baptized will not be saved. It says who has not believeth shall be dammed.
                      So your Bible looks like this?

                      Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

                      How much do you spend in a year on white-out? Hey why not do what all the other False Christians do and take out all the bad parts.

                      Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
                      Does that make you happier? Do you think it makes God happier?
                      Drama queen

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #26
                        Re: Really, what is with you people?

                        "Saved" means saved from Hell, Ex-Faggot. I don't think God could have explained Himself more plainly than that. Are you and your congregation all retards?
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #27
                          Re: Really, what is with you people?

                          Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
                          PS, try to stop taking scripture out of context.
                          Unless you back up your argument with a rational explanation, you're talking out of the wrong orifice, friend.

                          I won't go into detail about the orifice, since young children read these forums too. Suffice it to say, that it's not the one used for communicating intelligent thought.

                          I will pray for you, lost soul.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #28
                            Re: Really, what is with you people?

                            Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
                            I am getting so angry now it is hard to describe how you can mock a church I so highly respect.
                            That's because you worship a church instead of God.

                            That's a very obvious sign that your church is corrupt.


                            Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
                            I know most of you here don't even believe in religion, ...
                            You're the one coming to our forum, friend. We don't go to your atheist forum, friend.

                            As an aside, we much prefer atheists to false Christians like you. At least atheists know where they stand. False Christians like you, friend, think they walk with God, but they don't. They walk with a corrupted church. Nothing more.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Phebe Carlyle
                              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 2604

                              #29
                              Re: Really, what is with you people?

                              Originally posted by exfaggot View Post
                              My betters? Like heck they are my betters. I am getting so angry now it is hard to describe how you can mock a church I so highly respect. I know most of you here don't even believe in religion, but still, you go through all this work just to make yourselves proud? Nice.
                              Mr Faggot

                              I do find your shocked disdain quite remarkable and quite hypocritical! You have the audacity to come here, even on your first post mocking US and our Church to the enth degree, and then have a sissy-girl whine when we point out the OBVIOUS failings and false teachings of your church.

                              If you choose to willingly belief that your church is right for you, then what are you doing here? Are you here to learn THE TRUTH as ONLY The Lord can teach it via the KJV1611? If not, then join the long, dark, dirty, soot filled queue to Hell!

                              We have been advised of people like you and your "church"

                              I will show you a few verses to show you of the deception you NOT US, are currently living!

                              Jude 1:4

                              For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.


                              Ephesians 5: 6

                              Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.


                              2 Peter 2

                              But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

                              And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

                              And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.


                              We don't hate you Mr Faggot, despite your attempts to persecute us. We love you in God's name and as such, we only want to lead you to the RIGHT teachings OF THE LORD.

                              Food for thought,

                              YIC,

                              Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                              There's Jesus here,
                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                              • exfaggot
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 13

                                #30
                                Re: Really, what is with you people?

                                You know what? You can all go to hell. You will be going to hell if you believe putting rats on somebody is a good punishment or locking them in a closet for hours is a good punishment for watching CNN. If I am wrong, (which I am 100% sure what I believe and how I act is the correct way) may God damn me to the lowest pit in hell for all eternity when I die.

                                You can ban me now.

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