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  • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

    Originally posted by Twiggy View Post
    I feel that I get a lot out of it- I enjoy it for one thing, and to be honest I've never seen science and religion as mutually exclusive. It also means that I'm far more likely to get a good job!
    Age of Universe?

    Lies of Science, 13,750,000,000 years.

    Gods word, 6000 years.

    Those answers look pretty mutually exclusive to me.

    YiC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

      ... but if I have a closer look at your 10 reasons you wrote down in the beginning of the thread, I wouldn't find anything of it which is written down in bible except the verses you wrote at the end of every reason.

      Therefore I have to assume that not even one of the reasons is true in your eyes?

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      • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

        Originally posted by Twiggy View Post
        I feel that I get a lot out of it- I enjoy it for one thing, and to be honest I've never seen science and religion as mutually exclusive. It also means that I'm far more likely to get a good job!
        Hmmm. Never really saw the point of educating women or women working outside the home.

        Who will look after the sons of any union?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

          Hey Stringy Bean,

          I found some pictures as well, can you tell the difference to yours, thank you...




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          • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

            I am disgusted to think that you might deliberately attempt to embarrass our American hosts on this lovely church forum by getting your slutty friends to defile and besmirch God's favourite banner and the hallowed cloth of the American flag, in the manner they have. That was a spiteful hate filled post typical of troll like behaviour. I am actually quite surprised the forum moderators allowed you to get away with that.

            On behalf of the few remaining Christians remaining within these shores, I wish to express my deep regret to the Landover Baptist Church and all the good people of America, for the above post. It clearly demonstrates beyond all doubt, the levels of sick depravity many of my compartriots have fallen to. What more proof could we possibly need to show God hates Britain?
            The Lord is my shepherd.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

              I am sorry to tell you Stringy Bean, that I don't know these women. You just have to use google and you'll find the pictures...

              Do you want to tell me, the picture which belongs to your post here are showing friends of yours or Ezekiel?

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              • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                Cranky Old Man: you still haven't answered my question yet. I am waiting for our answer, look here

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                • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                  Originally posted by Heribert View Post
                  Cranky Old Man: you still haven't answered my question yet. I am waiting for our answer, look here
                  That wasn't a real question. If you want a real answer ask a real question.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                    How can your reasons be true, if not even one of them is written down in the bible?
                    Let me give you an example:
                    you said:
                    The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ.
                    How can this be true? It is not written down in the bible!

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      That wasn't a real question. If you want a real answer ask a real question.
                      Amen, Brother Cranky!
                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33

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                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                        That is too easy, isn't it.

                        So here is the question, where is your answer?

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                          Originally posted by Heribert View Post
                          That is too easy, isn't it.

                          So here is the question, where is your answer?
                          If you use the quote function, it will be easy to tell who your question is directed to.

                          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                          ~Matt. 10:33

                          ~~~~~~~
                          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ.
                            Question to Cranky Old Man:

                            How can this be true? It is not written down in the bible!

                            Are you satisfied now, PetitionLady? Or is it still hard to find the question?

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                              Originally posted by Heribert View Post
                              Question to Cranky Old Man:

                              How can this be true? It is not written down in the bible!

                              Are you satisfied now, PetitionLady? Or is it still hard to find the question?

                              You don't have to get sassy with me, miss.

                              Everything Brother Cranky posts here IS from the Bible. You would do well to learn from him while you still have the chance.

                              Again, before it's too late:

                              But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. Matthew 24:36
                              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                              ~Matt. 10:33

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                              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                                Ah, okay, then please show the verse, where the following is witten down...

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ.

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