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What don't you get?
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I hope you don't mind if I add a couple of my favorites from my personal stash.
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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No matter how you slice it, bigotry cannot be synonymous with perfection. Sorry to crucify the bubble there.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostOK, I made one:
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Shut up. We don't care what you have to say.Originally posted by AtheismForMe View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Here's one I did a couple of years ago. We used to hand printed versions out a those fag pride parades:
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Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!Comment
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A popular meme is "facepalm" -- The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cry of "D'oh!"
Sometimes I hear things that are so blasphemous, so sinful, that I find myself immediately praying. I submit "faceprayer" for these instances.Attached FilesMember of Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 (NOT the Heretical Council of 1912!)Comment
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