[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

In the Godless Netherlands these soulless creatures meet annually:

Look how the paleness fo Death is upon them - see how they lack animation: the very definition of 'soullessness'.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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In the Godless Netherlands these soulless creatures meet annually:

Look how the paleness fo Death is upon them - see how they lack animation: the very definition of 'soullessness'.

I've just been sick in my mouth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pastor Ezekiel himself has given special dispensation for discussion of this topic to include ANY source, including (gasp) science!

Bring it on!

Didymus, are you up for a little side wager? I'm betting that nobody will be able to provide evidence that gingers have souls.

I'm willing to put up my Dusty Rose (not pink) Prius against your . . . um . . . what do you drive?

[Didymus Much]

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Didymus, are you up for a little side wager? I'm betting that nobody will be able to provide evidence that gingers have souls...

Really, Rev.? You think I'd take a bet that someone will prove gingers have souls?

Anyways, I just got a PM from Pastor Zeke. He says that if anyone proves (beyond a reasonable doubt), using any source, that gingers have souls, not only does Landover get dismantled and sold off piecemeal, the person who supplies the proof also gets your Prius, FREE.

You heard right, people: prove gingers have souls, and GET A FREE CAR! Sorry about the color, but hey it's free and gets great mileage...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Really, Rev.? You think I'd take a bet that someone will prove gingers have souls?

Anyways, I just got a PM from Pastor Zeke. He says that if anyone proves (beyond a reasonable doubt), using any source, that gingers have souls, not only does Landover get dismantled and sold off piecemeal, the person who supplies the proof also gets your Prius, FREE.

You heard right, people: prove gingers have souls, and GET A FREE CAR! Sorry about the color, but hey it's free and gets great mileage...

It's nice for him to make that offer, Didy, but I think he may be yanking your chain. The Dusty Rose (not pink) Prius belongs to Second Baptist, not Landover. It can only transfer title with the approval of the Board of Directors, and it'd have to be traded for something of equal value, or at least that looks less sissy-fied out of place on my truck stop ministry.

And of course I already had Zeke's people tell me what you drive. And send a picture.

[Faith_Machine]

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Friends, I've got it! I believe nobody has stepped up to the plate for the simple reason that they could not thing of a way of proving, nor disproving, the notion that a read-headed person had a soul.

Fortunately, one Dr. Duncan MacDougall has posthumously come to our rescue!

By weighing dying people right before, and then right after, the moment of death, he proved conclusively that the human soul weighs 21 grams!

Now then, all we need to do is weigh a ginger before and after said ginger has been slain! What could be simpler?

I look forward to finally seeing this controversy put to rest once and for all.

As the atheists like to exclaim on Facebook...

"SCIENCE!"

[Philemon]

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If gingers don't have a soul, how else could they burn in the lake of fire after they died?

Or does the body also goes to hell (as described in Matthew 5:29 - 29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

I am puzzled.

YIC,

Philemon

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

If gingers don't have a soul, how else could they burn in the lake of fire after they died?

Or does the body also goes to hell (as described in Matthew 5:29 - 29
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

I am puzzled.

YIC,

Philemon

Read Revelation 20-22.

You will learn that God will resurrect all humans from unknowing death (Ecclesiastes 9:5) to immortal, perfect bodies. Then, He will cast all the nonbelievers and sinners of all stripes into His Lake of Fire and burn them alive forever.

Now, please continue your research into proving that gingers have souls.

[justinwillis1997]

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Um that is unfortunately a man i am deeply ashamed to say

[Didymus Much]

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Um that is unfortunately a man i am deeply ashamed to say

Hi, Justin. Who are you talking to/about? If you use the "Quote" button (at the bottom right of each post) it will be a lot clearer.

If you're talking about Carrot Top, why does it make you "deeply ashamed" that he has (I am assuming, I must admit) at least one Y chromosome?

Back to the topic (thread derailments are not looked on kindly here): do you claim to have evidence that gingers have souls?

Your user name implies that you are at most 15 years old. The registration agreement you electronically signed to create your account states that you must be 18 or over to post here, sorry. Sweet Baby Jesus hates liars, you know (bahahahaha I still can't say that with a straight face ).

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Um that is unfortunately a man i am deeply ashamed to say

Who are you replying to? Are you one of those retard gingers that just shout out random words? I think you have the Toorhetts Syndromes.

[justinwillis1997]

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Hi, Justin. Who are you talking to/about? If you use the "Quote" button (at the bottom right of each post) it will be a lot clearer.

If you're talking about Carrot Top, why does it make you "deeply ashamed" that he has (I am assuming, I must admit) at least one Y chromosome?

Back to the topic (thread derailments are not looked on kindly here): do you claim to have evidence that gingers have souls?

Your user name implies that you are at most 15 years old. The registration agreement you electronically signed to create your account states that you must be 18 or over to post here, sorry. Sweet Baby Jesus hates liars, you know (bahahahaha I still can't say that with a straight face ).

I did not choose this name nor did lie that i am 40 and if you want proof that gingers have souls give me proof that you yourself have a soul with other sources besides the bible which can not be proven nor dis proven give me undeniable proof and before i get banned from this racist sexist godforsakken website i challenge you to prove that god exists i want undeniable proof that cant be disproven by science and dont give me the "prove to me he doesn't " christian babble and if i burn in hell so be it but you will to what ever happend to gid loves everyone its people like you who give other christians bad names oh and go tell the guy who hit his wife he can go burn in hell along with the rest of us like the video game players or the catholics or jews with which brings me to my next point jesus himself was a jewish person because he couldn't of been a christian because christians belive and pray to christ he couldnt of worshipped hime self because that is a so called sin so all of you can go crucify your selves

[Cursed]

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I did not choose this name nor did lie that i am 40 and if you want proof that gingers have souls give me proof that you yourself have a soul with other sources besides the bible which can not be proven nor dis proven give me undeniable proof and before i get banned from this racist sexist godforsakken website i challenge you to prove that god exists i want undeniable proof that cant be disproven by science and dont give me the "prove to me he doesn't " christian babble and if i burn in hell so be it but you will to what ever happend to gid loves everyone its people like you who give other christians bad names oh and go tell the guy who hit his wife he can go burn in hell along with the rest of us like the video game players or the catholics or jews with which brings me to my next point jesus himself was a jewish person because he couldn't of been a christian because christians belive and pray to christ he couldnt of worshipped hime self because that is a so called sin so all of you can go crucify your selves

Mr. Willis, you are very rude, and should go back to whatever vile perversions you fill your pathetic day with.

[justinwillis1997]

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Mr. Willis, you are very rude, and should go back to whatever vile perversions you fill your pathetic day with.

Still no proof? Great

[Cursed]

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Still no proof? Great

If you would like proof, please consult your 1611 King James Bible.