[The Bluejay]

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may I ask a question? One of you (I forget who, sorry) said that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice. May I ask why people would choose to be a small minority with less rights than most and recives large amount of abuse? It make very little sense to me, perhaps one of you could explain this to me?

[Nobar King]

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No one said they were smart.

[The Bluejay]

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What about Alan Turing? No-one could call him dum. For those who don't know who was, he was one of the scientists at bletchly park during world war 2. It was him who crack Engima, the german code, and possibly helped win the war, which could have prevented the Greman invasion of the U.S.A. He was arrested in the 50s for homosexuality and commited suicide not long after, with an apple laced with cyanide.

[Nobar King]

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You think committing suicide was smart?

[burntheqhomers]

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He committed suicide because he wasnt strong enough to change his lifestyle choice to the heterosexual lifestyle. Sexual orientation is a choice. You must choose to be heterosexual because its what gods wants and its whats in the bible. You should read the bible and accept jesus into your life. You just might be saved before the end.

[Converter]

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You people are so damn ignorant to the point where its actually quite funny.... I don't understand how you people can have so much hatred toward homosexuals...They are human beings like us. They share our morals and our ethics, they are equal to us in every way. People are born homosexuals, they didn't CHOSE to become a homosexual.

So What? Some people are born Asian, but through therapy and surgery they can change.

[JawOfAnAss]

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Please note that God spelled neighbor with a "u". He must have been thinking about the heathen brits.

A pilot scheme introducing books dealing with gay issues to children from the ages of four to 11 has just been launched in England's schools.

It is being argued that the books, one of which is a fairytale featuring a prince who turns down three princesses before falling in love and marrying a man, are necessary to make homosexuality seem normal to children.

Normal to be a faiwee--what could they possibly be smoking?

Ok. Seeing part of my name I just had to see what all the fuss is about.
And boy there is something to fuss about. It seems these homers take ass lightly. Samson, Balaam, Jesus. All of these biblical figures were involved with an ass. HOWEVER, in each instance it was for Godly purposes. Samson slew the filthy pagans. Balaam....well let's examine how a homer might twist scripture to justify anal sex.


NUM 22

1. [23] And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.
2. [25] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again.
3. [27] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
4. [28] And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
5. [29] And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
6. [30] And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
7. [31] Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.

I can see some queer misunderstanding this scripture thinking Balaam tallywacked this beast. Well the homers are DEAD wrong. Balaam was just lucky God spared him from a good ol' ass-whoopin. That angry ass could have stomped ol' Balaam into the dirt. If Balaam would have approached that angry beast from the rear, he would have been center-punched in the crotch with two hooves.

Next possible misunderstanding:


Matt. 21

[2] Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me.

1. [5] Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass.
2. [7] And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.

Most homers would like to think our Saviour was "riding an ass" but again they are DEAD WRONG. The asses had clothes and Jesus was sitting on them.


Queers are not born that way. Just READ AND READ AGAIN ROMANS 1. Then you'll know everything you need to know about faggots.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What about Alan Turing? No-one could call him dum.

Actually, Turing is well known for having been a tard.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Brothers, I think that Pastor Zeke is right: the sissy state of Oregon will most likely follow California into the pit of damnation.

Satan is a-stirring on the West Coast! For in these final days men desire that which is an ABOMINATION.

The universe is clear and simple: what is God's truth is TRUTH, and everything else is falsity. God's Word says that homosexuality is an ABOMINATION. Everything to the contrary must therefore be false.

That is the Christian position. Men can hold no other opinion unless they wish to reject God and cast their lot with Satan and eternal damnation. It's just that simple!

California has chosen, as a state, to reject God. Oregon will soon follow, unless I miss my guess. Rejection of God is the ultimate act of self-destruction. Like the self-destructive homosexual who abuses his God-given organs, California has abused the organs of the state. California is DAMNED!

California is DAMNED to HELL!

What greater catastrophe could befall the men who handed down this prurient ruling? None. There is no greater horror known. Their punishment -- eternal TORMENT! -- is guaranteed by the merciful hand of the loving God.

Amen.

~~ OEJ

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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As C. H Spurgeon said, “The fair maid of truth does not paint her cheeks and tire her head, like Jezebel, following every new philosophic fashion; she is content with her own native beauty, and in her aspect she is the same yesterday, today, and forever.”



And so it is with Le:20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brothers, I think that Pastor Zeke is right: the sissy state of Oregon will most likely follow California into the pit of damnation.

Satan is a-stirring on the West Coast! For in these final days men desire that which is an ABOMINATION.

The universe is clear and simple: what is God's truth is TRUTH, and everything else is falsity. God's Word says that homosexuality is an ABOMINATION. Everything to the contrary must therefore be false.

That is the Christian position. Men can hold no other opinion unless they wish to reject God and cast their lot with Satan and eternal damnation. It's just that simple!

California has chosen, as a state, to reject God. Oregon will soon follow, unless I miss my guess. Rejection of God is the ultimate act of self-destruction. Like the self-destructive homosexual who abuses his God-given organs, California has abused the organs of the state. California is DAMNED!

California is DAMNED to HELL!

What greater catastrophe could befall the men who handed down this prurient ruling? None. There is no greater horror known. Their punishment -- eternal TORMENT! -- is guaranteed by the merciful hand of the loving God.

Amen.

~~ OEJ

How right you are Brother! And I've been thinking about this issue for some time now. The Holy Spirit has given me an excellent idea.

You and I know that it's just a matter of time before the radical queer agenda becomes the law of the land all along the West Coast. Once that happens, how long do you think it will be before these same radical queers become violent terrorists who demand a "gay homo-land" like the sand nigras do? Well I say we give it to them!

My plan is to dig a trench 1 mile across and 1 mile deep all along the I-5 corridor, from Messyco to Cannuckistan. We can round up all the queers, lezbeans, cross dressers, pedophiles and whatnot from the entire country and stick them over there along with their "supporters" (fag hags, bisexurals, etc). We extract what few normal God-fearing True Christian™ Americans remaining in the Western States and bring them over to safety, and finally we fill the trench with oil and set it alight!

THEN and only then will we be free to launch our new Bible-based country, Jesusland. Glory!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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My plan is to dig a trench 1 mile across and 1 mile deep all along the I-5 corridor, from Messyco to Cannuckistan. We can round up all the queers, lezbeans, cross dressers, pedophiles and whatnot from the entire country and stick them over there along with their "supporters" (fag hags, bisexurals, etc). We extract what few normal God-fearing True Christian™ Americans remaining in the Western States and bring them over to safety, and finally we fill the trench with oil and set it alight!

THEN and only then will we be free to launch our new Bible-based country, Jesusland. Glory!!

Shout glory! While reading your inspired post, I received a rhema word to the following effect. People used to say that homers and homeresses should all be gathered and moved to an island somewhere. To some extent, that's happened, and the island in question is called Manhattan. So let's fill in the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels and dynamite the George Washington Bridge, so that Jesusland will be safe from that JYC "culture."

[Don the Baptist]

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Amen Pastors Ezekiel and Peters...

The only thing I might add is that perhaps we could burn the fags with ethanol instead of raghead petroleum products. Might save LBC some money AND support the Godly American farmers as well...

[meetmeinthepit]

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Well if hell is real, I hope to see you all there
I am sure we'll have a grand ol' time
I'll watch you all preach your backwards and twisted views
and you'll get to watch me have fun banging hot babes

[Alphonse Alban]

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Well if hell is real, I hope to see you all there
I am sure we'll have a grand ol' time
I'll watch you all preach your backwards and twisted views
and you'll get to watch me have fun banging hot babes

Don't be silly. We follow the word of God, the Bible, so we are going to heaven. So, it will be us who are having fun in heaven and watching you being tormented horribly in hell for all eternity. Turn or burn, that's the way it is friend.