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    Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

    What is a Biblecoin?

    A Biblecoin is a completely new, never-failed concept called an "alternative currency". The hip new idea is that it has nothing to do with governments. It's not fiat currency. This has never happened before in local living memory and/or all of history ever. But don't worry, it's not an experiment because only liberals do those.

    What does fiat currency mean?

    Obama likes fiat currency. Are you with us or against us?

    Isn't that too simplistic?

    Look, the world of amateur economics is filled with buzzword-babbling baffle-em-with-your-bs scammers, so excuse me if I try to stand out from the pack.

    So it's like Bitcoin? Why shouldn't I just use Bitcoin, or the 100+ similar currencies?

    Currencies of this type use lots of fancy numeric algorithms, which is basically saying that each coin is a very long string of numbers. Odds are 666 is going to show up somewhere in those numbers. Let's see what the Bible says about that:

    Revelation 13

    17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

    18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

    Got that? If you use bitcoins, which are basically a big long string of numbers including 666, odds are you'll be doing the bidding of THE BEAST.

    Because Biblecoin uses True Christian(™) mathematics, the number of the beast will not show up.

    Where can I spend Biblecoins?

    Biblecoins are the only currency that will be legal tender in heaven. You can tithe biblecoins. What else do you need? OBAMA IS IN CHARGE AND THE ECONOMY IS COLLASPING!!! YOUR FIAT CURRENCY IS DOOMED! DOOMED! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, FLEE THE AMERICAN DOLLAR!

    Okay, I'll buy some biblecoins, but what should I pay you with?

    American dollars.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-07-2014, 02:49 AM.
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  • #2
    Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

    Awesome, no more of Obama's greedy hands on my money!

    With this new coin, do I still have to tithe 10% of my income to our church by wire transfer? Or does it automatically take the tithe from every transaction?
    Leviticus 26:15-16
    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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    • #3
      Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

      Update! Biblecoin is currently trading at $132.07!

      Originally posted by A Follower View Post
      does it automatically take the tithe from every transaction?
      That's not EXACTLY how it works but….Well, you'll see.
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      • #4
        Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

        This is an excellent idea! I hope it I will have a chance to spend it.

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        • #5
          Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

          I'm ready to start tipping my waitresses with this new Biblecoin. I'm sure they'll appreciate that.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

            Update! Biblecoin is currently trading at $0.01002!

            That's a huge upward trend, because yesterday it was trading for two wads of partially chewed gum and an AOL(™) cd-rom for Windows 95.

            Fortunately I used my ingenious job-creating skills to convert to the superior alternative currency, namely BitChrist, then Christcoin, then Jesuscoin, and currently, Blessingcoin, which is currently trading at $1504.03
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            • #7
              Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

              Is the Church going to mine it durng Easter?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                So biblecoin is a non essential currency to my life right now, and it will only become useful when I die correct?. Therefore why should we buy it now because in a few years it could just cease trading also I find your name for the currency all to similar to "bitcoin" is that just a co-incidence or sheer gods work?
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                • #9
                  Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                  Originally posted by demonjokester View Post
                  So biblecoin is a non essential currency to my life right now, and it will only become useful when I die correct?. Therefore why should we buy it now because in a few years it could just cease trading also I find your name for the currency all to similar to "bitcoin" is that just a co-incidence or sheer gods work?
                  Sorry, but Biblecoins(r) are available to True Christians(tm) only.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #10
                    Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                    So I was at a party last night, and things kind of got out of hand, what with the jungle music and the skimpy clothes, and without playing the blame game

                    Anyway, how much is 50 shekels in Biblecoins, or blessingcoins, or whatever?

                    EDIT: Deuteronomy 22:28-29: "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."
                    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 05-30-2022, 01:21 PM. Reason: it's "jungle music", not "rainforest music", quit trying to sound politically correct
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                    • #11
                      Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                      I prefer the old fashioned cash and shooting everyone who tries to steal it. I never lost a single dollar.

                      But now that the Democrats are going against these new electric coins, clearly they have to be a good thing and should be endorsed by decent Christian Republican Americans.

                      Senator Joe Manchin (D-WVa) Calls For Bitcoin Ban.

                      I am not entirely sure why exactly the Democrats are against electric coins. Perhaps the electricity hinders their gay orgies.
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                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                        Hi I'm a born again christian interested in starting my own crypto currency for my local area in Sydney, ive created the wallet already by using wallet builders, its called BitSheqel but i dont know how to set up a hosting node for others to access it as im still beggining on all this cryptocoin thing, can anyone help? i'm also interested in traing my coin for other altcoins in order to start stockpiling silver and gold for my community for the crash that's coming

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                        • #13
                          Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                          Originally posted by stuntman141 View Post
                          Hi I'm a born again christian interested in starting my own crypto currency for my local area in Sydney, ive created the wallet already by using wallet builders, its called BitSheqel but i dont know how to set up a hosting node for others to access it as im still beggining on all this cryptocoin thing, can anyone help? i'm also interested in traing my coin for other altcoins in order to start stockpiling silver and gold for my community for the crash that's coming
                          Perhaps you should start by introducing yourself in the introduction forum. There you can tell the forum members what church you go to, what your favourite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                            Elon Musk seems to be mucking up the economy pretty good with all his talk about cyber currency. Those of us who invested in Biblecoin when Brother Thurmond brought it to our attentions are sitting pretty. The LORD blesses grandly, does He not!

                            Glory!
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Biblecoin 1.0: the Christian alternative to fiat currency!

                              Dear Friends,

                              I would like us all to pray for all people owning Biblecoin for the Biblecoin smart contract breach resulting in everyone owning Biblecoin losing all their money.

                              I would also like to formally deny that the nephew I hired to write the smart contract put the backdoor there on purpose. I assure you I am as shocked as you are!

                              And no, me buying 3 new cars, a new jet plane and some real estate are not related to any of this. God just happens to reward those who serve Him handsomely! (1 Corinthians 15:58, Romans 2:6, James 1:12).

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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                              "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
                              and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
                              from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

                              1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
                              2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
                              3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
                              rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
                              4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
                              your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
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                              Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
                              I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
                              please you through my own efforts. I know that I
                              deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
                              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

                              Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
                              on myself but only on you and I receive you as
                              Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
                              Lord Jesus, please save me!
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