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  • #16
    Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

    What is that demon tongue! Do devils beset your keyboard?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #17
      Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      What is that demon tongue! Do devils beset your keyboard?
      That's czechoslovakian, German, and Dutchanese.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #18
        Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        That's czechoslovakian, German, and Dutchanese.
        Brother, that travel schedule might make you end up in Germany! Using PUBLIC TRANSPORT!

        Where are we going to meet up? Here?


        (Her legs look a bit odd TBH. Is she sitting on a fish? )
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #19
          Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Brother, that travel schedule might make you end up in Germany! Using PUBLIC TRANSPORT!

          Where are we going to meet up? Here?


          (Her legs look a bit odd TBH. Is she sitting on a fish? )
          It looks like the train stops in "Koebenhavn" wherever that is. I guess I'll just follow the trail on stoned hippies laying on the sidewalk to get to the action and start protesting.
          What is the ETA on the others? We should concentrate our efforts for maximum penetration.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #20
            Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

            For all those travelling to Copenhagen (83 and rising so far on the Landover Jet) can I please remind you to read Ge:38:13: to 26, which sets the Godly scene.

            Judah buys a wife, Tamar, for his son Er, who is then slain by The Lord. Judah instructs Onan to marry Tamar. Onan is not please with this idea and “spills his seed upon the ground.” Thus The Lord slew Onan as well. (There’s a lesson for young men here.) Judah is now running out of sons but has a young one call Shelah. So he tells Tamar to wait in her father’s house until Shelah is old enough (probably around 12).

            Tamar did this but even when Shelah became a man, he was not given Tamar.

            After some years, Judah’s daughter died and, to find solitude he went off to see some sheepshearing. Now Tamar heard of this and took off her widows clothes and dressed as a harlot, a veil covering her face. When Judah passed by her, he thought her to be a prostitute, so he asked her how much she charged.

            It turned out that her price was a goat and, not having a goat immediately to hand, Judah gave her his ring as a deposit. And “went in unto her.” He later came back with the goat but Tamar had gone.

            Tamar became pregnant as a result, and three months later was dragged out to be burned as a harlot. However, Tamar now produces Judah’s ring, to which Judah commented, Ge:38:26: And Judah acknowledged them, and said, She hath been more righteous than I; because that I gave her not to Shelah my son. And he knew her again no more.

            Morals: 1. we see the delightfully clear reasoning as to why prostitutes should be burned (or not.) 2. Always carry cash (or a goat.)
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #21
              Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              It looks like the train stops in "Koebenhavn" wherever that is.
              Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time. Let's try to be there at 8 AM GMT (whatever that is) tomorrow morning (Koebenhavn time, that is). This should be easier than the Austrian trip last year.

              And to be fair to One eyed Jack, he should get first dibbs at rebuking these harlots.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #22
                Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time. Let's try to be there at 8 AM GMT (whatever that is) tomorrow morning (Koevenhavn time, that is). This should be easier than the Austrian trip last year.

                And to be fair to One eyed Jack, he should get first dibbs at rebuking these harlots.
                I'll be there at 18 O'clock, whatever that means. I'll do my best to find you. My mobile phone number is being sent by pm to all involved.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #23
                  Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time.
                  I would be really surprised if you all came at the same time, considering how far everyone has to travel.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Always carry cash (or a goat.)
                    Bugger. I just checked, and Virgin charges extra for goats and doesn't accept them as hand luggage!

                    Meh.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                      I would like to wish you all success in your efforts to Save® the unsaved eurotrash. You will be in my prayers.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Bugger. I just checked, and Virgin charges extra for goats and doesn't accept them as hand luggage!

                        Meh.
                        No problem on Czechoslovakian railways!
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • #27
                          Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                          That's it then! Wide Open drives to Chech Chezh Chik Central Europe and takes the train to Denmark with his goat!
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Where are we going to meet up? Here?


                            (Her legs look a bit odd TBH. Is she sitting on a fish? )
                            Welcome to Copenhagen, Brother. Well that's a local demi-urge known as a "mermaid".

                            Maybe this would be a good opportunity to witness to the Danes from Exodus: "Thou shalt make thee no molten gods." (34:17)
                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            Judah buys a wife, Tamar, for his son Er, who is then slain by The Lord. Judah instructs Onan to marry Tamar. Onan is not please with this idea and “spills his seed upon the ground.” Thus The Lord slew Onan as well. (There’s a lesson for young men here.) Judah is now running out of sons but has a young one call Shelah. So he tells Tamar to wait in her father’s house until Shelah is old enough (probably around 12).

                            Tamar did this but even when Shelah became a man, he was not given Tamar.

                            After some years, Judah’s daughter died and, to find solitude he went off to see some sheepshearing. Now Tamar heard of this and took off her widows clothes and dressed as a harlot, a veil covering her face. When Judah passed by her, he thought her to be a prostitute, so he asked her how much she charged.

                            It turned out that her price was a goat and, not having a goat immediately to hand, Judah gave her his ring as a deposit. And “went in unto her.” He later came back with the goat but Tamar had gone.

                            Tamar became pregnant as a result, and three months later was dragged out to be burned as a harlot. However, Tamar now produces Judah’s ring, to which Judah commented, Ge:38:26: And Judah acknowledged them, and said, She hath been more righteous than I; because that I gave her not to Shelah my son. And he knew her again no more.

                            Morals: 1. we see the delightfully clear reasoning as to why prostitutes should be burned (or not.) 2. Always carry cash (or a goat.)
                            An even more obvious moral is that only whores hide their faces behind a veil:

                            Genesis 38:15 When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face.

                            I must caution you, however. The streets of modern Eurabia are full of women who have "covered her with a vail, and wrapped herself" (Genesis 38:14) Under no circumstances should you approach these women with your COP15 identity card and a goat.
                            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                            • #29
                              Re: Cream-filled Danish: Prostitutes offer free sex

                              This message is so disgusting. A typical situation that happens everyday in socialist eurabia. I´m so ashamed to be live in this place where whores offer their services for free.

                              This wouldn´t happen in a Christian free market society
                              It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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                              • #30
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                                Lord yes! I'm coming!

                                No matter how backward or third world the country is. Be it Mexico, Costa Rica, Japan or even Denmark, anywhere there are free or reasonably priced whores to witness to, you know you can count on me to be there.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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