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Well, it's been quite a day so far! Pastor Zeke woke me by kicking in my front door while it was still dark (sorry for locking it)! After rebuking me for not sleeping in my pilot's uniform as I got dressed, we sped across Freehold in one of (I forget which one, it was early) the Pastor's Escalades. To the car we sideswiped while crossing Main street against the light, that was my fault. I think my involuntary screams of terror were a bit distracting to Pastor Zeke.
He began to calm down as some of the other Pastors and normal passengers started arriving at the AirJesus terminal. He even stopped yelling at the ground crew after a few minutes. They got the G550 fueled and prepped in record time, and I think I can rehire most of the guys Pastor ordered me to fire in a few days when we get back to Freehold.
Right now, we are in London refueling. I'm on my laptop (thank you Lord for Your glorious WiFi!) in the cockpit. Pastor Zeke is yelling at the English ground crew. I can see him waving a KJV 1611 over his head as we speak! We should be in Denmark soon! Get ready to be saved, you filthy Euro WHORES!
Praise!
Well, it's been quite a day so far! Pastor Zeke woke me by kicking in my front door while it was still dark (sorry for locking it)! After rebuking me for not sleeping in my pilot's uniform as I got dressed, we sped across Freehold in one of (I forget which one, it was early) the Pastor's Escalades. To the car we sideswiped while crossing Main street against the light, that was my fault. I think my involuntary screams of terror were a bit distracting to Pastor Zeke.
He began to calm down as some of the other Pastors and normal passengers started arriving at the AirJesus terminal. He even stopped yelling at the ground crew after a few minutes. They got the G550 fueled and prepped in record time, and I think I can rehire most of the guys Pastor ordered me to fire in a few days when we get back to Freehold.
Right now, we are in London refueling. I'm on my laptop (thank you Lord for Your glorious WiFi!) in the cockpit. Pastor Zeke is yelling at the English ground crew. I can see him waving a KJV 1611 over his head as we speak! We should be in Denmark soon! Get ready to be saved, you filthy Euro WHORES!
Praise!
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