Viagra overdose forces man to have his penis amputated

[lukasekman]

Worse than insulin and conserta

A Colombian man recently experienced the ultimate strike to his manhood following an overdose with the popular erectile dysfunction drug Viagra (sildenafil citrate). According to Colombia’s La Nacion newspaper, 66-year-old Gentil Ramirez Polania had to have his entire penis surgically removed after the little blue pill caused him to experience a constant erection that lasted several days.

Polania was apparently trying to impress his new girlfriend when he purposely overdosed on Viagra, severely damaging his genitalia in the process. The U.K.’s Independent explains that, when Polania eventually went to the hospital about his abnormal erection and corresponding pain, doctors told him that his penis was inflamed and fractured, and showed signs of gangrene. So in order to prevent the disease from spreading, doctors decided there was no other choice but to amputate Polania’s penis.

Viagra became popular in late 90s among fornicators when Bill Clinton used it for his adultery with Monica Lewinsky. The Big Pharma marketed "erectile dysfunction" as a profitable disease, and millions of men worldwide put their manhood at stake.

But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul
Proverbs 6:32

The truth is that so called "erectile dysfunction" is not a disease at all, it is an intelligently designed mechanism of the male body to reduce the risk of fornication with other men, children, animals, inanimate objects and ugly women (including but not limited to anorexics, fat chicks, short-haired dykes and smelly hippies).

The big pharma watchdog, Christian Commission on Human Rights, has taken its commitment to inform and protect the public on big pharma lies and Obamacare. The only legitimate reason to suppress erectile "dysfunction" is when conducting corrective rape, in which the combination of short hair and smell is more than enough to shut down the conversion tool.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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For some reason, men think God is not watching them pop those little viagra pills.

[Mistress Cookie]

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For some reason, men think God is not watching them pop those little viagra pills.

My goodness!

You know, I was also just reading that cooking gasoline or paint thinner together with Codeine for injection (called "krokodil") is supposedly bad for you.

People should really avoid that, if possible!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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The Big Pharma marketed "erectile dysfunction" as a profitable disease, and millions of men worldwide put their manhood at stake.

Well, this is what happens when you let government take over private industry like medication. Out goes homeopathy and naturopathy, the way God intended it, and in goes all kinds of unnatural chemicals and additives. It's a wonder this doesn't happen more. Or should I say, it's a wonder we heard about this case.

I pray the man has returned to Jesus and dumped that awful woman who made him do this.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I've done a great deal of Bible (KJV1611) reading in my life and watched the Lord deal His Righteous Justice to sinners, but I must admit I've never seen the punishment of a gangrenous tallywhacker metered out - even to sexual congress with the Whore of Babylon.

While there are plenty of things about this story that angers Jesus, I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb here to suggest that part of what we are dealing with here is a typical low-information Democrat Obama type voter who didn't read the FDA warning label that his own Nanny State mandated.

Prolonged erection greater than 4 hours and priapism (painful erections greater than 6 hours in duration) have been reported infrequently since market approval of VIAGRA. In the event of an erection that persists longer than 4 hours, the patient should seek immediate medical assistance. If priapism is not treated immediately, penile tissue damage and permanent loss of potency could result.

http://www.healthcentral.com/druglibrary/408/viagra-warnings_precautions.html

We do have some fundamental rivalries with the otherwise well intentioned people over at the Darwin Awards, but I would suggest that we might want to break our traditions with this one and have our Pastors place Gentil Ramirez Polania's name in nomination for an award. He definitely seems to qualify.

Inability to reproduce

Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile.

Sometimes this can be a matter of dispute. Potential awardees may be out of the gene pool because of age; others have already reproduced before their deaths. To avoid debates about the possibility of in-vitro fertilization, artificial insemination, or cloning, the original Darwin Awards book applied the following "deserted island" test to potential winners: If the person were unable to reproduce when stranded on a deserted island with a fertile member of the opposite sex, he or she would be considered sterile. Winners of the award, in general, either are dead or have become unable to use their sexual organs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

[Alvin Moss]

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I think taking those sex pills would turn you into something like Frankenstein's monster. It isn't right to be tampering with your privates. It's just not right.

[lukasekman]

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The first time I heard about priapism was when CCHR monitored the effects of the Sickle Cell lifestyle. Sickle Cell was invented by heathen sinners who attempted to avoid malaria, which God smite them with for a reason. With help by Big Pharma, it became hip like bipolar.

Our statistics shows that the Sickle Cell lifestyle is popular in the same groups who listen to hiphop and smoke grass. We must do everything in our power to protect our youth against that very destructive lifestyle.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Polania was apparently trying to impress his new girlfriend

Girlfriend? Girlfriend?



(Exodus 20:14) "Thou shalt not commit adultery."

If Jesus wanted this guy going around spraying bastards everywhere he went, He would've given him a functioning pecker.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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If that Colombian would just stop being Catlick and start accepting Jesus into his heart, Jesus would cure him and cause a new one to grow, just like He did with that man with the ear that was cut off.