[Callisto]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

First off, damn. I was hoping this was about Beaver Buzz, the finest energy drink on the planet.

Second off,

In Japan they sure aren't.

It may not have the mask around the eyes, but isn't that a raccoon tail?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Glory!!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

It may not have the mask around the eyes, but isn't that a raccoon tail?

It's hard to tell, because the Japanese have violated God's plan by breeding racoons with dogs. I guess I shouldn't be surprised--after all, they attacked the United States of America, God's favorite country®, so they're capable of just about any sort of perversion of God's will.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Yeah, Japanese perverts, here's an example of their "old wisdom":

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

That is true and it is encouraged even today! The Japanese goverment issues instructions on how to see "ladybits"

[tom kinight]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

What sounds stupid to those bereft of logic, reason, scientific method ,
the produce there of, and the necessities of critical thinking is of little
consequence as the stupidity is all theirs. One can not reject all that is
productive of intelligent thought and at once claim access thereto.or
useful extrapolations there from.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

But then, if it weren't for abject ignorance coupled with utter stupidity,
a lack of mental acuity , disinformation and or mental illness there would
be no Christians at all.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha It can't; a beaver's testicles are internal. Despite the difficulties
posed by that arrangement, minced beavers' testicles were sometimes
added to tobacco in the olden days in North America to sweeten the
flavour. My only concern about this is that some idiots
might actually believe it is okay to kill a Beaver
because they can use it's "juice" for a medical
purpose. The rest is a good take on the ignorance
of the faithful.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

What sounds stupid to those bereft of logic, reason, scientific method ,
the produce there of, and the necessities of critical thinking is of little
consequence as the stupidity is all theirs. One can not reject all that is
productive of intelligent thought and at once claim access thereto.or
useful extrapolations there from.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

But then, if it weren't for abject ignorance coupled with utter stupidity,
a lack of mental acuity , disinformation and or mental illness there would
be no Christians at all.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha It can't; a beaver's testicles are internal. Despite the difficulties
posed by that arrangement, minced beavers' testicles were sometimes
added to tobacco in the olden days in North America to sweeten the
flavour. My only concern about this is that some idiots
might actually believe it is okay to kill a Beaver
because they can use it's "juice" for a medical
purpose. The rest is a good take on the ignorance
of the faithful.

Oooh, nice plagiarism.
But can I ask , did you verify this claim? Or did you just have faith in a random webpage where you copy/pasted this piece from?

If you tried to verified that, I would suggest you get out of here. We don't want any beaver dick staring creeps here

If you didn't, why are you so easy to accept a webpage anyone could have written as true, and not believe the Holy Bible which was written by God?

I think Brother Ezekiel said it best:

Then how do you account for the 14th century pictures, drawn by the very men who hunted them, showing exterior testicles? Have beaver evolved?

So, that proves that you're wrong, we're right, and your faith should be in the Bible and not in internet strangers.

Cease this unhealthy obsession with animal testicles and join us in praying!
Praise Jesus!