[Pedro Sanchez]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

We don't hate the color. It's just that so many of the nigra in america are unwashed,fornicating,thiefing,murdering, drug using and pushing tools of Satan that people think we are racists. We all know of a few good christian darkies, thats both your nigras and your wetbacks. But since they has come from those who have murdered in the bible, CAIN, and been born out of wedlock,ISMAIL, that they just can't help but be stupid and useless to the rest of us.
For while we are all fallen from the first,original sin, God has darken them to warn us of there sinful,CAIN and ISMAIL, heritage. We can all just pray that the darkies will come to the true light of Jesus and forsake there fornicating, sinful ways.
So how can this be racist. Its you who are the real racist. For you want them to remain in there filthy ways so you can feel superior to them.

Pastor Al E Pistle
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Re: Racism


Because WE have nuclear weapons and will use them on anyone who disagrees with us. Do you know that Irish are merely darkies turned inside out and that Scots are retarded Irish? We don't hate 'em, we understand that they are simply inferior and that's why there were never any Irish or Scot slaves. They are even lazier than messkins.
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I have never once said I am better than anyone based on something as stupid as the color of my skin. So, your accusation is incorrect. This person and yourself on the other hand... Very racist. You claim superiority based on where someone was born or what color their skin is. That is racism down to its very core.

I will respond to the much longer posts when I have more time.

[Talitha]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

A woman whose daughter was lesbian was told as long as she gave generously through paypal that would buy her way into heaven. That is the definition of endulgence.

It worked for my daughter, and she was dating a GOTH!!!

That's far worse than being a Lezbeen

Pastor says extra Prayers for her now so I know she's going to be Saved.

Praise and Glory

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

It worked for my daughter, and she was dating a GOTH!!!

That's far worse than being a Lezbeen

Pastor says extra Prayers for her now so I know she's going to be Saved.

Praise and Glory

Yes, it has been impressive how your daughter has blossomed into a fine Christian lady. Those hours she spent in prayer with Brother Larry Lee seemed to have driven Satan right out of the girl.

[Pedro Sanchez]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

And, my 2-headed turtle is cute. I found him on Yahoo news about 2 months ago.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Lol, I just wiki'd you. I knew people couldn't really be that mormonic.

Wikipedia is run by atheists who hacked the page to claim we are a parody. Here is a link to the version of the Landover Baptist Wikipedia article before the vandals got a hold of it.

Please read the FAQ, as you obviously have not. You'll find the link in my signature.


Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pedro Sanchez]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

I find the arguments I have run into on this forum so cartoonish I had no choice but to believe it to be a parody. Serously, who else would be dumb enough to trash 3 different races and threaten to nuke anyone who doesn't agree with them while claiming to anyone who finds that to be offensive a racist?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

I find the arguments I have run into on this forum so cartoonish I had no choice but to believe it to be a parody. Serously, who else would be dumb enough to trash 3 different races and threaten to nuke anyone who doesn't agree with them while claiming to anyone who finds that to be offensive a racist?

If you think we are "fringe" or "extremist", please read this thread. If you had read the FAQ, like I asked you to, you would have already known to read that thread. I suppose you prefer to wallow in ignorance.

You can't read a simple FAQ before asking the same questions that have already been asked and answered over and over, and you have the audacity to call someone else "dumb". Hypocrite.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Well I never!!

To be honest with you I've yet to see a Beaver that has any Testicles at all so I guess this only goes to prove we are 100% correct yet again!

I'd like to attend one of the Pastors beaver Hunting expeditions although I'm always told that ladies aren't allowed to go.

How many times have you lifted a beavers leg and looked???

Also,that picture isnt a beaver....beavers dont(and to my knowladge) have never looked like wolfs...also a beaver is not 4 feet tall and 3 feet long....The picture of the guy shooting the "beaver" with a bow,thats a huge weasle dude.

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Wikipedia is run by atheists who hacked the page to claim we are a parody. Here is a link to the version of the Landover Baptist Wikipedia article before the vandals got a hold of it.

Please read the FAQ, as you obviously have not. You'll find the link in my signature.


Pastor Billy-Reuben

The parodic one is real,the one you put up is fake....Do you want to know how I figured that out? You used to much of the human element....Wikipieda just gives cold hard facts,you were praising yourselfs *cough cough* =gods favorite church....opionion,not a fact. I knew this place was just for fun!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

The parodic one is real,the one you put up is fake

Parody is real, reality is fake -- do you think with that brain?

Wikipieda just gives cold hard facts

Right... Wikipedia is just a bastion of objectivity.

I knew this place was just for fun!

This forum is absolutely not "just for fun". We are serious folks with a serious mission.

I'm a busy man with a lot to do outside of this forum. The reason I participate here is because we are making a difference. We are helping folks to understand the true nature of God and religion, and several people have become Saved as a result of our work here.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

I have never once said I am better than anyone based on something as stupid as the color of my skin. So, your accusation is incorrect. This person and yourself on the other hand... Very racist. You claim superiority based on where someone was born or what color their skin is. That is racism down to its very core.

What color is a Scotsman's skin?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Spike, I'm wondering how you expect anyone to take you seriously when you're a self-confessed communist!? Honestly, are you a parody or are you an actual marxist? Did you know that your system of Godless philosophy has been cast onto the trash heap of history? And now we're supposed to listen to your analysis of our Church?

How did you even get in here?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

The parodic one is real,the one you put up is fake....Do you want to know how I figured that out? You used to much of the human element....Wikipieda just gives cold hard facts,you were praising yourselfs *cough cough* =gods favorite church....opionion,not a fact. I knew this place was just for fun!

When Huckabee is elected president you'll see how much "fun" we Christians really are. Yes, by all means comie, do keep on viewing this website as a joke. We Christians seek to take the country over and reclaim it as a Christian theocracy, you see, I'm joking.

[Spike.]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

Spike, I'm wondering how you expect anyone to take you seriously when you're a self-confessed communist!? Honestly, are you a divine revelation or are you an actual marxist? Did you know that your system of Godless philosophy has been cast onto the trash heap of history? And now we're supposed to listen to your analysis of our Church?

How did you even get in here?

You do know Im Irish right....So call me a drunken irish mick and get it over with,just get your slander right.

To the guy above me^the one witht the Klan avatar.

Thank god! I hope someone changes this country...I was betting it was going to be ya'll or us who start rioting first. The kittys up to 700 bucks right now so Im hoping its yall.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Beaver juice disproves evolution

You do know Im Irish right....So call me a drunken irish mick and get it over with,just get your slander right.

A drunken mick communist? What could be worse?

Are you a damned joo as well?