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"Bubble Guppies"...Bringing Darwinism to PRESCHOOLERS!
It will come as no surprise to most here at Landover that the liberal children's cable station Nick Jr. (a toddler-themed Nickelodeon) makes PBS Kids look like JOT--well, not quite, but we've started referring to Nick Jr. as "Old Nick's Playground" in our house.
I see that the perils of Yo Gabba Gabba! have been discussed in these forums well prior to my joining, a show that I intended to start a new thread about before the HOLY SPIRIT whispered, "Psst...try the search feature first." But as my intention was to raise awareness of the shows on this evil network, I decided that there were additional Satanic programs that needed to be put in the spotlight.
Bubble Guppies is an animated program masquerading as "preschool education" featuring not one, not two, but SIX (6!!!
) fish-human hybrids being taught by a grouper, gallivanting around with chickens, squirrels, and bunnies (underwater, mind you!), and spreading Darwin's dangerous idea mixed with your typical sideshow fare of math, anatomy, colors, and shapes.
One episode attempts to teach children about the bones of the body in song format where an obvious half-breed guppy auto-tunes her way through (granted, the only Bible-based song about the skeleton is that Negro bastardization of Ezekiel 37:1-14, "Dem Bones"):
Another episode flirts with hellfire by teaching heliocentrism and other astronomical fallacies in "The Moon Rocks!"
Most recently, the show aired a special Earth-Day-themed episode, no doubt encouraging youngsters to adopt a treehugging homolesbian druggie lifestyle (in an episode entitled "Boy Meets Squirrel," obviously suggesting that bestiality is permissible).
I'm still wondering why they didn't just skip the catchy title and go with The Crocoduck Special.
I see that the perils of Yo Gabba Gabba! have been discussed in these forums well prior to my joining, a show that I intended to start a new thread about before the HOLY SPIRIT whispered, "Psst...try the search feature first." But as my intention was to raise awareness of the shows on this evil network, I decided that there were additional Satanic programs that needed to be put in the spotlight.
Bubble Guppies is an animated program masquerading as "preschool education" featuring not one, not two, but SIX (6!!!
) fish-human hybrids being taught by a grouper, gallivanting around with chickens, squirrels, and bunnies (underwater, mind you!), and spreading Darwin's dangerous idea mixed with your typical sideshow fare of math, anatomy, colors, and shapes.One episode attempts to teach children about the bones of the body in song format where an obvious half-breed guppy auto-tunes her way through (granted, the only Bible-based song about the skeleton is that Negro bastardization of Ezekiel 37:1-14, "Dem Bones"):
Another episode flirts with hellfire by teaching heliocentrism and other astronomical fallacies in "The Moon Rocks!"
Most recently, the show aired a special Earth-Day-themed episode, no doubt encouraging youngsters to adopt a treehugging homolesbian druggie lifestyle (in an episode entitled "Boy Meets Squirrel," obviously suggesting that bestiality is permissible).
I'm still wondering why they didn't just skip the catchy title and go with The Crocoduck Special.
Will no one think of the innocent children?
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