New Documentary Details The Threat Of Rock Music

[Gabriel Reproba]

WARNING: THIS IS FOR STRONG HEADS OF HOUSEHOLDS ONLY! IT CONTAINS DISTURBING IMAGERY CONNECTED WITH THE EVILS OF ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC. STRONG FOUL LANGUAGE AND IMAGERY OF ROCK DEMONS!

I found a new documentary online about the evils of rock and roll music. I know what you are all saying! "What? MORE evidence that rock-n-roll destroys families and kills innocent people after dragging them through a life of drugs and whoredom?" Yes! This documentary has unprecedented access to the formation and development of a devil worshiping rock band called "Tenacious D." (It is never explained, but the 'D' clearly stands for Devil.)

I certainly won't post the whole film here, but I WILL post a segment that shows a Godly family with a strong Promise Keeper father being torn asunder by his disobedient child's devotion to rock demons. While the father's clear devotion to the Lord is admirable, he does make a key mistake. Can anyone spot it?

[Benedict A. Davis]

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WARNING: THIS IS FOR STRONG HEADS OF HOUSEHOLDS ONLY! IT CONTAINS DISTURBING IMAGERY CONNECTED WITH THE EVILS OF ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC.

I found a new documentary online about the evils of rock and roll music. I know what you are all saying! "What? MORE evidence that rock-n-roll destroys families and kills innocent people after dragging them through a life of drugs and whoredom?" Yes! This documentary has unprecedented access to the formation and development of a devil worshiping rock band called "Tenacious D." (It is never explained, but the 'D' clearly stands for Devil.)

I certainly won't post the whole film here, but I WILL post a segment that shows a Godly family with a strong Promise Keeper father being torn asunder by his disobedient child's devotion to rock demons. While the father's clear devotion to the Lord is admirable, he does make a key mistake. Can anyone spot it?

The kid being ''stoned'' .............in the Biblical Sense?

[Jesus is Lord]

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I saw another mistake from the family, the mother "crossed" herself after the dad dragged the boy from the room. That's something members of the catlick cult do, not Christians (especially not True Christians™). Plus the dad should have smashed the guitar as this post shows guitars are homer instruments.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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The kid being ''stoned'' .............in the Biblical Sense?

Close, Brother Davis! But I was looking for a multi-part part answer:

First, he merely spanked the child. The Bible teaches us to use a rod when doling beatings upon our children.

Proverbs 23:13-14

13Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

NEXT we get to your 100% correct answer. Once you have beaten your son with a rod, if he continues to curse you and be disobedient, he is to be put to death:

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21

While I admire this Father for trying to follow God's way, I worry that he was slipped a false copy of the Bible. Can anyone find information about him on the interwebs to see if he uses the King James Bible?

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I saw another mistake from the family, the mother "crossed" herself after the dad dragged the boy from the room. That's something members of the catlick cult do, not Christians (especially not True Christians™).

Well spotted, Brother! I missed that as I was so incensed by what I was seeing this sinner of a boy do to his family. I am glad this family let the documentary crews into their home so that others may learn from all their mistakes.

[James Dewitt]

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Sweet Jesus, that is what happens when Catliks procreate, that child is the spawn of SATAN!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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An excellent find Brother Gabe.
The Satanic cults of metal music do actually pose a far more serious threat than most imagine.

My own cousin has spent the last 6 months in rehab from drug abuse and depression caused by an addiction to this monstrosity of music.

Here is another example:

ACDC's Highway to Hell. An open admission of the destruction of Satan and this type of noise pollution.

And here - not only all types of debauchery, but using the BAGPIPES.
I'm sure we can all see the depravity in the image of Beelzebub's mouthpiece.

Be warned.

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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ACDC's Highway to Hell. An open admission of the destruction of Satan and this type of noise pollution.


And here - not only all types of debauchery, but using the BAGPIPES.
I'm sure we can all see the depravity in the image of Beelzebub's mouthpiece.

Be warned.

Be warned, indeed! While the electric rock guitar is evil, at least it is evil created by pseudo-American godmockers. Bagpipes? I don't even know what to say. Can these people stoop any lower?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Be warned, indeed! While the electric rock guitar is evil, at least it is evil created by pseudo-American godmockers. Bagpipes? I don't even know what to say. Can these people stoop any lower?

Yes, most likely.

I have heard rumours of chihuahuas being..'used' for ...'purposes'.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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This is reminding me of the Morality Alert we issued about a year ago on another rock and roll band that is pushing an anti-Christian, pro-muslim, godmocking subliminal agenda: The Dave Matthews Band.

We published our analysis here.

[Themanwho]

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i enjoyed this post.
Tenacious D is a band which writes songs intended to be amusing.
Rock music is an attempt at expression meant to be enjoyed.
that is all

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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i enjoyed this post.

For all the wrong reasons.

Tenacious D is a band which writes songs intended to be amusing.

All music is intended to be amusing, you ape. Is it the concept of music or amusement with which you are unfamiliar?

Rock music is an attempt at expression meant to be enjoyed.
that is all

Rock music is a tool of Satan insidiously designed to lead the young into a lifestyle of anal sex and scat-gobbling debauchery. If you want to glorify coprophilia, go somewhere else.

[Themanwho]

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billy bob is a synonym for penis.

yes i am descended from the same genus as apes.

i mean amusing as in: it is intended to be humourous. You pile of dust.

you obviously take you dull life too seriously.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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billy bob is a synonym for penis.

yes i am descended from the same genus as apes.

I must ask you to stop making sexual advances toward my husband at once.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[RomanK]

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failure will always be in the family itself. Not that which influences it.