Fox News Finds Upside To Clearcutting The Rainforest!

[Gabriel Reproba]

The good folks at Fox News Science and Technology Department posted a story that is sure to have the enviro-nazis peeing in their Birkenstocks. Turns out that when you clearcut hundreds of thousands of square miles of forrest, not only do you win the economic war for Jesus, you also find some interesting things!

Fox News said:

Environmentalists bemoan the clearcutting of the Amazon rainforests. But an unexpected bonus has turned up: Beneath cleared jungle archaeologists are uncovering mysterious geometric designs carved into the earth.

I only hope that when all these "geoglyphs" are uncovered that they spell out "You Have Cleared My Earth Of Forest In My Name, Behold the Rapture! Love, Jesus."

[Once was lost]

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This intrigues me. Hopefully in 2010 we will see much more of this forest clearcut so that we can find out just what is under those old trees.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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Amazing! The Faux Opinion channel somehow manages to spin a silver lining into a global catastrophe.

[Marshall]

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They're just trees you hippy, they grow back. What if these designs mean something and we were SUPPOSED to find them but can't because of eco-tards like you?

[Once was lost]

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I suspect Sammy is one of those who thinks his relatives once dwelled in Trees. Do you Sammy?

[Jerakk]

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Amazing! The Faux Opinion channel somehow manages to spin a silver lining into a global catastrophe.

The only global catastrophe that I see is the fact that these hippies are getting laws passed that might eventually lead to me not being able to drive my H3. Instead of having a nice large vehicle that protects me from the evils of the outside world, not to mention surrounds me in large amounts of steel to save me from injury in case I get in to an accident, I would have to drive some tiny little low fuel consumption hybrid piece of junk made out of plaster and tinfoil that would most definitely insure my demise if one of satan's evil-doers decides to take aim at me with his vehicle.

[Nobar King]

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mysterious geometric designs carved into the earth...

If they're so mysterious there must be nothing important about them. Am I the only one who isn't impressed by random markings and doesent' think that they are some kind of message from the
Creator?

[Marshall]

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Just to be on the safe side the entire area should be cleared so we can make sure they aren't important. Common sense says we should study them in their entirety so we don't get the wrong message. Nothing worse that thinking you know something only to find out it was based on incomplete knowledge or worse, utter nonsense.

[Nobar King]

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Nothing worse that thinking you know something only to find out it was based on incomplete knowledge or worse, utter nonsense.

Are you referring to ACORN?

[Marshall]

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Obamas election committee?

[Jerakk]

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Odds are they should be destroyed anyways. Everyone knows they were pagans. My guess would be they'd be for some satanic rituals or worse used to open gateways to hell. I say burn down the forests and lay waste to each one that's found.

[Nobar King]

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After all that effort we're going to find out that it's just the result of past generations clearing trees in the same area.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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I suspect Sammy is one of those who thinks his relatives once dwelled in Trees. Do you Sammy?

I see no issue with believing in both evolution and God. Neither did Darwin.

Romans 8:22 (NIV) We know that the whole creation has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth right up to the present time.

(KJV) For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

Do you also believe the earth is flat?

[Gabriel Reproba]

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I see no issue with believing in both evolution and God. Neither did Darwin.

How true. Darwin admitted the absurdity of his own pulled-out-of-his-rear-end-guess "theory"...

To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree. (Darwin 1872)

[Samuel Coleridge]

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The only global catastrophe that I see is the fact that these hippies are getting laws passed that might eventually lead to me not being able to drive my H3. Instead of having a nice large vehicle that protects me from the evils of the outside world, not to mention surrounds me in large amounts of steel to save me from injury in case I get in to an accident, I would have to drive some tiny little low fuel consumption hybrid piece of junk made out of plaster and tinfoil that would most definitely insure my demise if one of satan's evil-doers decides to take aim at me with his vehicle.

Why would you want to drive an H3? Are you overcompensating for something?


Your secure with his own manhood friend in Jesus,
Sam