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Jesus is not a Zombie!
Just wanted to let everyone know that Jesus is not a Zombie. Just because he rose from the dead does not make Him like the other undead. The Son of God can do anything, including resurrection.
I was searching for recommendations for ways to combat zombies when I found this thread: Jesus Zombies...do you know one?.
Let me repeat: Jesus is not a Zombie. There are no Jesus Zombies.
You can put your shotgun down.
I was searching for recommendations for ways to combat zombies when I found this thread: Jesus Zombies...do you know one?.
I work with a guy that is a deacon at a baptist church here in town. He is 37 y/o and he is the oldest man-baby I know. He acts like an old man and looks like a baby in the lower face but is bald. He drools and foams at the mouth when he talks too much. He is a live-in house sitter for some couple and takes care of their dogs cats and chickens. The only thing he talks about is church, church music and his diabetes and the thing that is attached to him that is remotely controlled to pump inscullin into his body. I also think he has never gotten laid... But we are all so affraid to ask.
I once made a comment one time while we were watching a movie at work. He was in the room and another co-worker asks aloud, comnmenting on the movie "wouldn't it be scary if you're town was overrun by a cult and everyone in the town was part of it?" And I said, "you mean like christians?" Room fell dead silent and everyone looked at the jesus zombie.
I once made a comment one time while we were watching a movie at work. He was in the room and another co-worker asks aloud, comnmenting on the movie "wouldn't it be scary if you're town was overrun by a cult and everyone in the town was part of it?" And I said, "you mean like christians?" Room fell dead silent and everyone looked at the jesus zombie.
You can put your shotgun down.
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