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Old 09-11-2009, 04:35 AM
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Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

NBC's Rainbow Logo.

The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

The length of the bartender's shorts.

Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

The Steelers winning.
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Old 09-11-2009, 04:42 AM
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To tell the truth, I'm most offended by the 'Free Credit Report.com' adverts. There are several of them, and as soon as one appears on the TV I hit the mute or switch to another channel as fast as possible.

These cretins are part of the entire credit problem, yet their ads are seen on every channel at all times of the day. There's nothing worse on TV than these ads, besides all of the viagra ads and pleas to either buy your gold or sell you gold.
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The Indians in Algodones thrusting their babies in front of me and demanding money today. Baby need food! Baby need food!
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Old 09-11-2009, 05:15 AM
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Being assosciated with a murdering, blaspheming, evil and Godless Country. England.
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Old 09-11-2009, 05:20 AM
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Nothing offends me more than sin.
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This smudge of Burt's Bees Lip Gloss on this person's cup next to me.

Oh, wait -- that's mine. Never mind. Nothing offensive here.


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Nothing offends me more than sin.
My thoughts exactly, how hard it is to be True Christian floating atop a sea of sinners.
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The constant flow of Unsaved Trash that insist on coming onto our Godly Forum to persecute us.

And people who speak Mexican instead of American. That AWLAYS offends me.

And if I really think about it, Mexicans almost always seem to manage to offend me in some way, everytime I run into them.

So basically, Unsaved Trash and Mexicans.
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Old 09-20-2009, 04:00 AM
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I'm offended by the commercial where a brother and sister are raising their eyebrows up and down, as fast as they can. This takes place for 2 minutes.

I was too weird-ed out to even remember what it was for.
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I got offended when we learnt that the Bible was based on Greek Mythology. They are completly different.
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Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.
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I am offended by the fact that a majority of people who claim to be Republicans don't agree with Jesus that Obama should be impeached.
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Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.
We know. We are very proud of being offensive to satan a major percent of the known universe and especially of being offensive to you. You just made my day, thank you!
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I'm offended by this sort of stupidity...
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I am offended by all the people criticizing CBS for their decision to sell Super Bowl advertising to James Dobson's Focus on Family while refusing to sell advertising time to that dial-a-faggot website and other lieberal trash mongers!
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Racist Christian Hate mongering Bigots.
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Racist Christian Hate mongering Bigots.
Uppity minorities calling me a racist.

Jesus wants us to save everyone, including the beaners, the negroes, the wops, the slopes, the slants, the sand nigras, the heebs and the abbos.

If you had read the Bible, you would know that.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now?

But that's not what any of YOU want. Clearly.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by the inability to get into my favourite online community

I had a serious issue today and needed a Pastors advice, instead they're spending their time cleaning up after a herd of trolls.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39251

Mistress Cookie answered me, but she didn't know what to do about the situation either.
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Uppity minorities calling me a racist.

Jesus wants us to save everyone, including the beaners, the negroes, the wops, the slopes, the slants, the sand nigras, the heebs and the abbos.

If you had read the Bible, you would know that.
If you really want to save them, why are you so against them? If you treat them as equals, you will find that they are equals. They are equals in God's mind, so if they are not equal in your mind, you are going to hell.
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