God shows support for fracking with a miracle of fire

[Godfly]

http://rt.com/usa/flammable-water-dakota-fracking-023/

Kings:18 24 And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the Lord: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken.

God may have told us not to do this again, and we didn't. But God never said he wouldn't use fire to let himself be known. As any True Christian knows God lit a fire even after the logs were dosed with water and made all the Baal worshipers look like chumps. Well he's doing it again in North Dakota by making the tap water burn like lamp oil. God is saying to us "I AM THE LORD, AND I SUPPORT THE JOB CREATORS OR NORTH DAKOTA SO ALL YOU FAG ENVIROMENTALIST SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOURE KNEES AND PREY THEN GET UP AND GO GET A JOB!"

Or something like that. I wood never presume two speak for God. But He's saying something, because tap water doesn't normally burn like that. You ask any liberal scientist if water burns and they'll say no. So what we have hear is a miracle!

GLORY! PRAISE HIM!

That is all.

[Basilissa]

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http://rt.com/usa/flammable-water-dakota-fracking-023/

Kings:18 24 And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the Lord: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken.

God may have told us not to do this again, and we didn't. But God never said he wouldn't use fire to let himself be known. As any True Christian knows God lit a fire even after the logs were dosed with water and made all the Baal worshipers look like chumps. Well he's doing it again in North Dakota by making the tap water burn like lamp oil. God is saying to us "I AM THE LORD, AND I SUPPORT THE JOB CREATORS OR NORTH DAKOTA SO ALL YOU FAG ENVIROMENTALIST SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOURE KNEES AND PREY THEN GET UP AND GO GET A JOB!"

Or something like that. I wood never presume two speak for God. But He's saying something, because tap water doesn't normally burn like that. You ask any liberal scientist if water burns and they'll say no. So what we have hear is a miracle!

GLORY! PRAISE HIM!

That is all.

GLORY!!!!!!

Here is a movie about all miracles related to fracking (it's kinda long, though):

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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God talks to us using fire in the Old Testament - notably to Moses (you are supposed to take off your shoes though - it's sacred ground).

It could be that God is trying to talk to this guy - or he has a plumbing problem in his basement.

[Godfly]

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God seems to love North Dakota an awful lot these days. He sent this blessing to the job creators just a few days ago.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/12/30/258444632/train-derailment-in-north-dakota-causes-explosion-fire

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Few people know that North Dakota is the most socialistic state in the U. S. The State Government of North Dakota owns both a mill for grinding wheat into flour and a bank.

God is letting ND know enough is enough.

http://www.ndmill.com/

http://banknd.nd.gov/

[Godfly]

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Weather or not God is giving the finger to the socialists...


Or the thumbs up to the job creators....



One can't deny that God's love is beautiful.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Wonderful pictures of God's handiwork, Brother Godfly.

When North Dakota is just a piece of burned toast, it will understand how much God hates socialism.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Sweet Jesus, it looks like God has blessed us with stuff you can practically pump out of the ground and put in your gas tank. And to think that we have been sending our hard earned dollars to the mooselimbs all these years when we had this right under our feet - there is going to be hell to pay in the next election. We could have been building Christian churches and spreading the good news of the Gospel if it weren’t for the DEMONcrats.

It's as if God is sending a glorious message with those fireballs - "drill here". North Dakota is going to be the next Dubai.

HOUSTON — Oil moving out of the booming Bakken Shale play in North Dakota and Montana may be more flammable than traditional heavy crude oil, the nation’s pipeline regulator warned Thursday.
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Light, sweet crude oil generally has higher levels of lighter hydrocarbons, which have a tendency to become gaseous and are more easily flammable, said Ramanan Krishnamoorti, a professor of engineering and chief energy officer at the University of Houston. Analysis of oil from the Bakken Shale shows high levels of light hydrocarbons like propane, butane and pentane, which are highly flammable, Krishnamoorti said.
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http://fuelfix.com/blog/2014/01/02/bakken-oil-may-be-more-flammable-regulator-warns/

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It’s not the kind of crude most people associate with the movies or TV: the licorice-coloured bubblin’ crude that seeped from the ground during the opening credits of The Beverly Hillbillies.

Before I ever set eyes on Bakken crude for the first time, I was warned it would look different.
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A man in a white hard hat and steel-toed boots greeted me and, after a few pleasantries, ducked into another room. He returned carrying a Mason jar and placed it on the table. As far as crude oil goes, the stuff in the jar was fresh – right out of the ground.

If most oil looks like a pint of Guinness when it comes out of the earth, people say Bakken oil is more like Miller Lite. It’s a joke people in these parts like to tell.

But it’s true: the crude looks more like gasoline than it does oil. This is also where it gets its explosive properties.

“Some guys around here,” the man in the hard hat tells me. “Pour it directly in their trucks.”
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Before handing the Mason jar of oil back to the man in the white hard hat, I held it up to my nose and took a breath. Seeing me do this, he joked: smells like gasoline, doesn’t it?

It did. Which is why Bakken crude is now under closer investigation.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/industry-news/energy-and-resources/north-dakotas-explosive-bakken-oil-the-story-behind-a-troubling-crude/article16157981/

[Free Market Fred]

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Thank you, Brother Godfly, for raising this important topic. For too long, we've been letting the environwackos do nothing but criticize fracking, which - just like Wall Street banking - is God's work. As the leading investor in North Dakota's Bakkan oil field, my company has long had to withstand the brunt of liberal leftist smears that falsely accuse us of polluting the water and air, as well as creating a disfunctional temporary oil worker society in what was once a land of stable agricultural communities.

Nothing could be further from the truth! Despite the liberal communist-Muslim propaganda, we are in fact not destroying the environment in North Dakota but rather improving it. I've been talking with my PR people about this, and I think it's time we took the initiative and let the American people see for themselves what fine work we are doing.

As you probably know, the Sierra Club and other homo environwacko organizations publish those big color "coffee table" propaganda books, with photos of mountains, rivers, eagles, bears, log cabins, native peoples, etc. They try to make nature look good, but in fact they are trying to push us into a New World Order dominated by evolution, "diversity," and Obamacare.

Well, I think it's high time we fought fire with fire. Thus, we have decided to publish a 200-page coffee table book with beautiful color photos of the amazing natural beauty and bustling communities that we are helping to create in North Dakota. The book is proudly printed in the USA by death-row inmates at the Huntsville State Penitentiary in Texas. The purchase price of this limited edition is a mere $123, but you can order it from our web site with no money down and make low-monthly payments at cheap subprime rates. Click the box that says you are a "True Christian" and receive a free gold-embossed copy of the King James Bible, autographed by God! But hurry, supplies are limited!

Just to give ya'll a free preview of the visual treat that awaits purchasers of this fabulous collector's item, I thought I'd post a few photos for your perusal.


Patterns in nature


A view to kill for


Smoke means jobs!


A growing community


Luxury homes


Commuters


Fabulous public transportation


Happy oil workers whooping it up on Saturday night


World class cuisine


The party never ends!


Boating and fishing in the great outdoors!


Romance in the oil patch!


All this could be yours for $1500 per hour!

And I haven't even gotten to the churches - I'm sure there must be a few around in the trailer parks.

In conclusion, I'm sure you'll all agree that far from an "environmental disaster," what we are building in North Dakota is a paradise! And thanks to Godly fracking, these blessings may soon be coming to your community in the near future! It is definitely something to look forward to!

[Godfly]

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http://m.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?id=41327

This miracle of fire may be a sign that it's time to open a Landover franchise in the oil fields. If we don't all that money, I mean those lost souls, will go to the More liberal baptists like the one talked about below.

This hippie baptist "prayer walked" around the oil fields until he found the right place for his church. We don't have time for that nonsense. I propose we prayer drive all over that miserable state and claim the best spots for Jesus! Let's wait until it warms up a bit though.

Bakkan oil field fuels need for church plants in Dakota region

Posted on Oct 26, 2012 | by Diana Chandler
WILLISTON, N.D. (BP) -- Unemployment is nearly nonexistent in the boomtown of Williston, N.D., enriched by a flurry of drilling in the Bakken oil field that reaches into Montana and Canada.


"I believe God is moving us towards becoming a missionary outpost for this entire region."
-- Pastor Ashley OlingerSchools and the housing market are hard-pressed to accommodate the many families and workers the economy has drawn to Williston, where the estimated population of 30,000 is more than double what it was two years ago.

There's only one Southern Baptist church in town.

Ashley Olinger, its pastor, sees in the changing landscape an opportunity to plant churches but says he will need resources from across the Southern Baptist Convention to respond to God's call.

"I'm a truck driver from northern Canada trying to wrap my head around such a spiritual opportunity. I don't even know how to describe it," said Olinger, who pastors Cornerstone First Baptist Church in Williston. "It's daunting, exciting, and I guess my greatest fear is we drop the ball and miss the opportunity that God has placed in front of us."

Olinger's not speaking of a short-term evangelistic outreach but an opportunity to plant several vibrant churches in the area that will flourish from an estimated 50 years of Bakken drilling.

"I believe God is moving us toward becoming a missionary outpost for this entire region," Olinger said. "Ministry goes beyond chaplaincy to single guys, to family ministry, to youth ministry. Church planting and long-term discipleship is a huge, huge part of it.

"I believe that God will not only allow churches to be planted across this region, but those that are here temporarily, we'll be able to send back to wherever they're from, hopefully as missionaries back to their hometowns."

That's why the church planter who came to Williston from Canada more than two years ago is corralling support by hosting a Bakkan Oil Field Summit Nov. 12-14, hoping to attract partners and support for church planting.

"In our region, there are only two or three of our [SBC] churches located up here," he said. "The next closest one [to Williston] is 50 miles away, the church in Watford City. The next closest would be in Minot, which is 100 miles away."

Olinger presents Williston as a rich field for biblical harvest.

"The bars and the strip clubs in town are making an absolute fortune every night. The challenge is that is the only opportunity for social interaction that a lot of these guys -- that there is," he said. "Restaurants are closed early at night because they don't have staff, which, again, presents some unique opportunities."

Olinger is inviting to the summit anyone who wants to help the region minister to the growing population. In addition to church planters, he needs manpower for servant evangelism outreaches such as prayerwalking and hosting a Thanksgiving dinner.

"We're just trying to pull together people that are interested in helping us reach the opportunity that God has set in front of us. I'm pretty open to working with whoever wants to come alongside of us and help us ... deal with the influx," he said. "That's been a part of my passion for some time. I was a church planter in Canada. I see my role more as equipping God's people to becoming the missionaries He intended us to be, that together we might be able to reach out into this opportunity."

Olinger's congregation moved into a new building in July and has seen Sunday attendance double to about 230, he said, with 10-25 visitors each week. The church is adding a new weeknight worship service to accommodate shift workers and hopes to plant by January a church in Ray, about 30 miles from Williston.

"Our approach to it needs to be long-term. It needs to be far more comprehensive than putting a tract and a Bible in man camps," he said, referring to the temporary housing facilities built for the oil field crews. "It needs to be much more than that. And that's in part why I believe God brought me here when I already had a passion for church planting. And so I think it was a natural fit."

Olinger has the support of the Dakota Baptist Convention and the North America Mission Board, which already have cooperatively placed a church planter in the region.

"We've got a lot of people in our church that I believe over the next few years will end up leading some of these small churches as we plant them around the region," Olinger said. "I'm excited. The workload is huge, but I believe that He's got some phenomenal things in store for us."

Supporters may reach Olinger at Aolinger.fbc@midconetwork.com or at 701-572-2724.
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Diana Chandler is Baptist Press' staff writer. Get Baptist Press headlines and breaking news on Twitter (@BaptistPress), Facebook (Facebook.com/BaptistPress ) and in your email ( baptistpress.com/SubscribeBP.asp).

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Not only liberal hippy Baptists, Brother Godfly, but Satan himself is trolling the Bakken.

http://www.atheistnexus.org/group/northdakotaatheists