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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12921

    #436
    Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

    Originally posted by graphicw View Post
    Do what though wilt is the whole of the law!


    1 Peter 2:13-14
    13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
    14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.


    This is what Jesus wants us to do with the law. OBEY IT WITHOUT QUESTIONING. Whether in the Godly US or ungodly Guatemala, a True Christian(tm) has to obey the secular law.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • graphicw
      Unsaved trash, slightly but not yet irrevocably retarded
      • Nov 2016
      • 34

      #437
      Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      I did I quick search and that does not appear in the Bible(KJV1611).

      What on Earth are you trying to say, young lady?

      YIC
      Not a young lady here. Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law! You wont find it in the bible. You will find it in "The Book of the Law." Do a little research on Aliester Crowley who was a fellow magician. Broaden your horizons a little and learn about power that can be harnessed while you are still on Earth.
      Do what thou wilt!

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #438
        Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

        Originally posted by graphicw View Post
        Not a young lady here. Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law! You wont find it in the bible. You will find it in "The Book of the Law." Do a little research on Aliester Crowley who was a fellow magician. Broaden your horizons a little and learn about power that can be harnessed while you are still on Earth.
        Tell me just how that power is harnessed. Please be specific.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #439
          Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

          Originally posted by graphicw View Post
          ...Do a little research on Aleister Crowley...
          Con artist, grifter, charlatan, serial dilettante, drug abuser, layabout, that would sleep with anything that moved (and some things that didn't, reportedly).


          Anything you'd like to add?

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          • Logan.W.Steyn
            Unsaved trash, teenaged wannabe witch-doctor
            • Dec 2016
            • 12

            #440
            Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

            Originally posted by Rapture Eddie View Post
            Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
            Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.
            *It's a well known fact that Gingers cannot stand bright sunlight.

            Yes because we burn really easily

            *Most Gingers have a profusion of marks over their deathly white skin.

            Those are called Freckles

            *A race of Gingers resides in Ireland. A place famous for It's Cattlick inbreeding.

            No,just no

            *95% of all Goths are actually Ginger. you can tell this without a doubt when the black dye they use on their hair washes out and they are left with a Ginger Halo.

            Wrong

            *Gingers throw hissy fits. It's a well known fact that Gingers are temperimental and go into a demented state of violence at the slightest provocation.

            Yes we can get angered easily

            *Gingers are also called "Carrot Tops". This is obviously caused by a mental deficiency caused by being retarded.
            Wrong on so many levels

            *The word Ginger is in fact an anagram of a very racist word. We at Landover do not approve of racist intolerance.

            once again so wrong
            Last edited by Basilissa; 12-14-2016, 08:29 PM. Reason: could you please try to learn low to quote properly, or is that totally beyond your intellectual capabilities?

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            • Logan.W.Steyn
              Unsaved trash, teenaged wannabe witch-doctor
              • Dec 2016
              • 12

              #441
              Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

              Originally posted by starshine View Post
              The greatest part about this XD im wiccan
              Yay another Wiccan like me

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #442
                Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                Originally posted by Logan.W.Steyn View Post
                Yay another Wiccan like me
                /setmode subtlety -3

                Yay banned because they refused to get the point

                /resetmode subtlety

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                • Logan.W.Steyn
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged wannabe witch-doctor
                  • Dec 2016
                  • 12

                  #443
                  Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                  Originally posted by Rapture Eddie View Post
                  Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
                  Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.
                  Excuse you. how can we choose the color of hair when we are born, hmmmm, I am a natural born red head or 'ginger" as you call us and i am not a emo or goth and i do not take or consume drugs. I am proud to be a red head. We red heads are not abominations like you tell people and those marks on our skin is called freckles and they are awesome.
                  Last edited by Basilissa; 12-14-2016, 08:30 PM. Reason: Yep, it seems you're too dumb to be able to quote properly

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                  • Elmer G. White
                    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                     
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 10260

                    #444
                    Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                    Originally posted by Logan.W.Steyn View Post
                    Excuse you. how can we choose the color of hair when we are born, hmmmm, I am a natural born red head or 'ginger" as you call us and i am not a emo or goth and i do not take or consume drugs. I am proud to be a red head. We red heads are not abominations like you tell people and those marks on our skin is called freckles and they are awesome.
                    Dear Sinner,

                    Perhaps a child cannot choose its hair color but it is still a choice. It is a choice made by its ancestors, when they decided to succumb to sin. You see, God has decided that many sins can be transmitted across several generations. If the ancestors hated God, it will stake four generations until the child is considered free (but still affected by the Fall, obviously; Genesis 3:6).

                    Deuteronomy 5:9
                    Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,


                    However, if there was a bastard in the family that was allowed to reproduce, it will take 10 generations.

                    Deuteronomy 23:2

                    A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


                    Of course, there is an escape clause. Jesus IS Merciful (Jonah 4:2). If these people (including the redheads) had even the tiniest amount of True Faith™, they would be cured immediately. By choosing not to believe and not to ask for Jesus's Forgiveness, they are condemning themselves. It is, really, a choice. Their own sad choice!

                    Matthew 17:20
                    And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.




                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    • lovesnivy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2017
                      • 7

                      #445
                      Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                      Now that's what I call blanket assumptions about a buncha people for something that is mostly outta their control! Like, you cannot be serious here, right? I know a few ginger people and I can tell you, they're fine, respectable people! Yes, they do have quite short tempers, but that might just be because of upbringing, rather than 'gingervitis'. And can I just quote, ''We at Landover do not approve of racist intolerance''. Ooooh the irony! And where did you even get those statistics? Also, can I just look at some of this...
                      ''95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts I know 3 ginger people, and I can say that that's either wrong or I know the wrong 3 gingers, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
                      Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms What? Who found that out? Why is this a big deal? WHAT?!
                      Sharing food What kind of food?
                      Intercourse Maybe that's because women don't like them as much as other men so they don't do it as much as a result
                      Sharing blood
                      Kissing the opposite sex. Oh my. Is this homophobia now? Wooow, way to take the high road.
                      Having Friends. No. 1 of the gingers I know is in a huge social circle that not even I'm in. ''

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                      • lovesnivy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2017
                        • 7

                        #446
                        Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                        I'm far too lazy to address all of it, but I'll cover the first part
                        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                        Dear Sinner,

                        Perhaps a child cannot choose its hair color but it is still a choice. It is a choice made by its ancestors, when they decided to succumb to sin. You see, God has decided that many sins can be transmitted across several generations. If the ancestors hated God, it will stake four generations until the child is considered free (but still affected by the Fall, obviously; Genesis 3:6).
                        1 You contradicted yourself in the first sentence. No, it cannot choose, and no, it isn't a choice.
                        2 Ooooh, so God is a massive arse who will make someone suffer because someone else did something wrong? What if your, say, great grandfather committed adultery and now you're gonna suffer because of that? Is that really fair?
                        3 And why is sin appealing?
                        4 Well if God says that sins can be transmitted across generations then why does he allow those generations to exist?
                        5 Terrible logic.
                        Last edited by Basilissa; 01-07-2017, 06:52 PM. Reason: fixed formatting. You're most welcome.

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                        • Roland
                          Obese Swedish Meatball
                          Delusional Forum Member
                          • May 2014
                          • 2189

                          #447
                          Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                          Originally posted by lovesnivy View Post
                          [...]
                          Hello love,

                          You seem angry, even a bit irate. Don´t let it cloud your judgement. The Bible states you can only righteously judge.
                          1 You contradicted yourself in the first sentence. No, it cannot choose, and no, it isn't a choice.
                          This is not what Elmer said, and now you are bearing false witness, God might not like that. What Elmer stated was that someone else made the choice for them (their ancestors).
                          2 Ooooh, so God is a massive arse who will make someone suffer because someone else did something wrong? What if your, say, great grandfather committed adultery and now you're gonna suffer because of that? Is that really fair?
                          That is how the Bible says it is. Whether it is fair or not is not an issue.
                          3 And why is sin appealing?
                          Because it can be fun or perhaps because it is practical. This time of the year (it is winter where I live) I wear synthetic undergarments and wool over that. It works really well but it is also an almost sure fire way to get God to send you to Hell.
                          4 Well if God says that sins can be transmitted across generations then why does he allow those generations to exist?
                          Please read Noah.
                          5 Terrible logic.
                          That would be on your part.

                          Kind regards,

                          Roland
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • MASTER GINGER
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2018
                            • 1

                            #448
                            Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                            THIS IS THE PROOF THAT BLONDES, BRUNETTES IS THE DEVIL AND DEVIL GENE..... BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE KNOWN FOR JUDGING, ABUSING CHRISTIANITY, A EXCUSE TO JUDGE ANY LIVING THING ON EARTH, TERRORISM, NAZISM, RACISM, FEMINISM, SATANISM, WAR, DRUGS, PROSTITUTION, TROLLING, KILLING 6 MILLION JEWS, AND THE IDEA THAT WE REDHEADS ARE GARBAGE, THE DEVIL IS USING YOU AGAINST REDHEADS BECAUSE WE ARE THE TRUE HEROES AND PEOPLE OF GOD, BECAUSE WE DONT DICTATE, WE HAVE THE BIGGEST SMILES, CUS WE ARE THE TRUTH AND LIFE, WE ARE KIND, GIVING, HONEST, FUNNY, CREATIVE, LOVING AND TALENTED, REDHEADS ARE THE PROOF THAT THERE IS A JESUS, AND A GOD, OF KINDNESS AND JOY, LOOK HOW BITTER AND UGLY BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE, LOOK AT THEIR DEMONIC BIG EYES, THEIR REACTION AND FATALITY, HOW THEY LAUGH BEHIND PEOPLES BACK, HOW THEY ARE BITTER, AGRESSIVE, LOUD, VIOLENT, DOMINANT, ATTITUDE AND COMPLETE FEAR WICH RESULTED IN RACISM, REDHEADS COULD HANDLE CHRISTIANITY PERFECT, BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE THE DEVIL GENE AND JUDGEFUL, BITTER AND DANGEROUS PEOPLE ON EARTH, WE REDHEADS WILL BE EXTINCT SOON, AND THE WORLD WILL THEN BECOME 100 % FALSE AND SATANIC, RED HAIR, IS, GOD, YOU CANT STOP THIS SATAN, RED HAIR IS LOVE AND KINDNESS, DARK AND BLONDE HAIR IS SATAN AND I KNOW IT AND ALMOST BORN AGAIN BY JUST POSTING IT HERE, WHO PUTS YOU IN JAIL ? REDHEADS ? NO, THEY DO, WHO MOCKS CHRISTIANS ? THE BLONDES AND BRUNETTES, REDHEADS HAVE RESPECT AND WISDOM, ON A SUPER HUMAN LEVEL COMPARED TO YOU, WANT TO BE BORN AGAIN ? JESUS WAS REDHEAD, BE A REDHEAD YOURSELF, AND YOU WONT WANT ANY LONGER WANT TO DEFEND OR FIGHT, YOU WILL BECOME HAPPY AND ENLIGHTENED, KIND AND SYMPATHIC, YES, REDHEADS IS THE TRUTH AND LIFE, ONLY A FEW REDHEADS ARE GARBAGE, SO I USE THE TITLE MASTER GINGER, CUS IM THE GOOD ONE, I AM GOING TO SPEND MY VHOLE LIFE, NOW IM 28, TO PROVE THAT REDHEADS ARE GOD, AND BLONDES AND BRUNETTES IS THE DEVIL AND THE BITTERNESS AND TERROR IN THE WORLD, BLONDES AND BRUNETTES ARE VULGAR, SMELLY, PSYCHOPATHS, THAT GOT NO RESPECT OR TRUTH, THEY ARE COMPLETELY WITHOUT RESPECT AND TRUTH, REDHEADS ARE THE MOST CARING AND INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ON EARTH, AND THE DEVIL WILL NOW FORCE YOU TO DELETE THIS AND MAKE YOU LOOK BAD, MAKING YOU CHRISTIANS SEEM TUFF AND BITTER, YES, BUT YOU SEE, CHRISTIANS ARE NORMALY KIND LIKE REDHEADS, INTELLIGENT, JOYFUL AND WISE, THIS WEBSITE MAKE FUN OF REDHEADS, A JOKE TO CHRISTIANITY, I MEET CHRISTIANS THAT LOVE REDHEADS/GINGERS, RICH AND SKILLED CHRISTIANS, NONE OF YOU, WILL SEE GOD, AS LONG AS YOU TERRORISE US GINGERS, CUS WE ARE THE TRUTH, GOT IT ? REDHEADS/GINGERS, IS THE KINDNESS AND JESUS IN FLESH AND GENES, LOOK AT YOUR HISTORY, LOOK AT YOUR SMILE, DEMONIC, LOOK AT YOUR EYES........ PAIN AND MISSERY, WE REDHEADS DONT HAVE THAT PAIN, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO CALL REDHEADS GARBAGE, BECAUSE YOU MUST BE A REDHEAD YOURSELF TO DO GOOD THINGS AND KINDNESS, YOU ARE A BLONDE OR BRUNETTE, AND THATS WHY YOU ARE SATANS PUPPET, GOD WILL GRAB YOU, WITH A HAND OF LIGHT! WHEN HE FINDS OUT HOW YOU BEHAVE, HOW YOU MAKEK CHRISTIANS SEEM STUPID, AND HOW YOU ABUSE REDHEADS, WITHOUT ANY RIGHT OR LOGIC, AMEN!

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #449
                              Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                              No dear, that doesn't sound paranoid at all.




                              Welcome to the forums! Have you asked Christ to forgive your sins and lead you to His Bosom?
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #450
                                Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER

                                Originally posted by MASTER GINGER View Post
                                ...HOW YOU ABUSE your shift key, WITHOUT ANY RIGHT OR LOGIC, AMEN!
                                Now, as the King James Bible clearly lays out that Christianity is an "EXCUSE TO JUDGE ANY LIVING THING ON EARTH" (nb: or dead, or not yet living, or we're not really sure, it really doesn't matter), please specify which exact parts of the Bible you feel the True Christians(tm) violate.


                                Or STFU.


                                Thanks.

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