Advice Needed!! (Sorry to post it here but I cannot post it anywhere else)

[DatCoolChristianGuy]

Hello! It's Jimmy again! Sorry to post on this forum but I cannot post anywhere else and I really need some help.
I'm presenting at a church this coming Friday and I'd like your opinion on the following questions;
Why should we accept LGBT people? (Fags)
Why do you need to get married?
Is it okay to have an abortion?
Is sex before marriage okay?


If any of you could answer these in detail it would really help! I'd love to hear what fellow Christians think of these issues

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Advice Needed!! (Sorry to post it here but I cannot post it anywhere else)

Hello! It's Jimmy again! Sorry to post on this forum but I cannot post anywhere else and I really need some help.
I'm presenting at a church this coming Friday and I'd like your opinion on the following questions;
Why should we accept LGBT people? (Fags)
Why do you need to get married?
Is it okay to have an abortion?
Is sex before marriage okay?


If any of you could answer these in detail it would really help! I'd love to hear what fellow Christians think of these issues

Hello Jimmy and welcome back! Your joke is pretty funny, I have to say! It made me think the next thing you'd need is someone to tie your shoes for you and wipe your nose, heaven forbid you have to do those yourself, too!

But seriously, how have you been since you last came to say hi? How much of the Holy Bible have you read thus far? How is your prayer life?

[DatCoolChristianGuy]

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Hello Jimmy and welcome back! Your joke is pretty funny, I have to say! It made me think the next thing you'd need is someone to tie your shoes for you and wipe your nose, heaven forbid you have to do those yourself, too!

But seriously, how have you been since you last came to say hi? How much of the Holy Bible have you read thus far? How is your prayer life?

Thank you Mary!
And it wasn't a joke at all, I have no problem writing it all myself, I just wanted to see how many of the fellow Christian on here agree with what I think on these issues. (I can assure you that I do tie my shoes and wipe my nose for myself)


I have been better thank you! How about you?
I'm currently up to Hebrews but this isn't the first time I've read the Bible! Each time I finish I start right back from the start again!
I have been praying 4 times every day at the very least! Even more if I can

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Thank you Mary!
And it wasn't a joke at all, I have no problem writing it all myself, I just wanted to see how many of the fellow Christian on here agree with what I think on these issues.

True Christians(tm) agree with the Holy Bible, dear. What have you read in the Bible about accepting sodomites, the function of marriage, or whether or not abortions or pre-marital sex is okay in the eyes of the LORD? Perhaps if you share with us your conclusions we can offer you support or correction.

[DatCoolChristianGuy]

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True Christians™ agree with the Holy Bible, dear. What have you read in the Bible about accepting sodomites, the function of marriage, or whether or not abortions or pre-marital sex is okay in the eyes of the LORD? Perhaps if you share with us your conclusions we can offer you support or correction.

I try my very best to live and breathe the words of The Lord, however we all make mistakes (and that is okay! As long as we trust in the Lord he will save us and forgive all our sins)


While I can write my own church service without too much help. I need help disproving a sodomist scientist. He is disgusting and won't listen to everything I've said already! He keeps coming to my Church and harassing me and all the other members after our Sunday service. Any advice you have for that matter will be helpful too

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I try my very best to live and breathe the words of The Lord, however we all make mistakes (and that is okay! As long as we trust in the Lord he will save us and forgive all our sins)


While I can write my own church service without too much help. I need help disproving a sodomist scientist. He is disgusting and won't listen to everything I've said already! He keeps coming to my Church and harassing me and all the other members after our Sunday service. Any advice you have for that matter will be helpful too

Well, there's a lot to unpack here, Jimmy. I have to put my children to bed now but will come back later to see where you are. In the meantime, perhaps you'd like to review the Holy Bible to find the parts that talks about Salvation, what is required for Forgiveness, what part Trust plays, and what Jesus thinks of Science and Sodomites.

[Faith_Machine]

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Jimmy, why don't you already know the answers to these questions?

You say you want to know what Christians think about these issues? You should already know if you bothered to read your Bible and the many sermons posted on this very site.

[Basilissa]

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time I've read the Bible! Each time I finish I start right back from the start again!

Well, then you already know the answers to these questions:

I'm presenting at a church this coming Friday and I'd like your opinion on the following questions;
Why should we accept LGBT people? (Fags)
Why do you need to get married?
Is it okay to have an abortion?
Is sex before marriage okay?

Does your Bible not have Leviticus? Or Romans? Or Corinthians? Generally speaking, is your Bible devoid of all of the pages which respond to your questions?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jimmy, I'll tell you what. I don't believe your story. I don't believe you're a 59 year old man who recently moved out of his parents home because he realized his family wasn't really Christian. I don't believe you preach sermons.

I do believe there's a Sodomite Scientist breathing down your neck, and I believe that Sodomite is you. I do believe you haven't yet come to terms with the fact that when you touch yourself at night, in the supposed security and privacy of the dark, you know in the back of your mind that Jesus is watching you, and He knows what you're thinking about. I do believe it's the shame you feel for making Him watch such a disgusting event that has broken through your tough-guy persona.

I think you're fighting yourself in an epic internal battle and your eternal safety is at risk. I think your Soul is fighting for its life against your Sin Nature and you don't know where else to go. I think you're lying to yourself and to us and you think we won't notice. But we do, for we are not fools.

Because you're in such spiritual danger, I will help you out and give you the Biblical Armament to thwart Satan's Onslaught (Ephesians 6:10-18).

You as if we should "accept" LGBT people. What do you mean by "accept"? If you mean invite them into our faith, show them the disgusting reality of their choices, to give them enough information to allow them to feel guilty for forcing Christ Jesus to watch them have anal sex, yes, I think accepting them long enough to rebuke them is fine. It's our job as Disciples of Christ (2nd Timothy 4:1-2). If you mean accept them into our homes, into our churches, into our families, the answer in the Bible is a resounding NO. Sin must always be identified, rebuked, challenged, and if one refuses to repent he should be shunned. Capital punishment for homosexual deviancy will, in line with the Scriptures, follow as President Trump makes way for a truly Godly government in power (1 Corinthians 5:13; 2 Chronicles 15:13; James 4:4).

You ask why we need to get married. This answer is also very clear in the Word of God. Men get married to protect themselves from damnation for the sin of lust (1 Corinthians 7:9). Women get married to have children in hopes of gaining Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15). Furthermore, mankind was blessed and commanded from the very beginning of time to have many babies and dominate the earth. It's hard to dominate anything with a small army. Many children = many Christians. Never underestimate the power that a large group of people motivated by personal belief and suspicious of objective information that does not support that belief can have on public policy.

You ask if it's okay to have an abortion. Simply put, "to abort" means to stop a process. The process here is of course the continuing development of a human child from seed to homunculus to man. As Christ Almighty Himself plants the soul in each and every child upon conception, a soul that is already fraught with sin, we know Christ Almighty Himself is fully cognizant of the precious little life, as well as his entire future (Proverbs 19:21). Furthermore, because approximately one quarter of all pregnancies end in miscarriage, or spontaneous abortion, we can be confident that Christ Almighty Himself personally pulls the plugs on those little souls for reasons known to Him alone. You might find this sermon by Pastor Levi Jones to be particularly helpful: Is the Bible Against Abortion?

You ask if sex before marriage is okay. No. No it is not. Not sex with a partner of the opposite sex, same sex, unknown sex, not sex with your own hand while thinking about a young Jan-Michael Vincent. Sex outside the confines of Biblical Matrimony is adultery and Jesus is very, very serious about this offense. Adultery is grounds for Eternal Damnation if you die unrepentant (1 Corinthians 6:9). If you repent, of course you won't have sex outside the confines of Biblical Matrimony, so the question becomes moot.

[I love MCR]

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Capital punishment for homosexual deviancy will, in line with the Scriptures, follow as President Trump makes way for a truly Godly government in power (1 Corinthians 5:13; 2 Chronicles 15:13; James 4:4).

So you agree with the Nazis. They killed anyone who did not fit their standards (Jews, Homosexuals). Don't you think that people should not be the ones who decide the fate of the LGBT community. Do you disagree with the rights granted to us by our various governments? Or do you agree with a government who killed 4 million innocent people in gas chambers?

[James Hutchins]

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[/INDENT]So you agree with the Nazis. They killed anyone who did not fit their standards (Jews, Homosexuals). Don't you think that people should not be the ones who decide the fate of the LGBT community. Do you disagree with the rights granted to us by our various governments? Or do you agree with a government who killed 4 million innocent people in gas chambers?

My, aren't you a venomous little monster!
Friend, we care the same about some faggot LBGTQ person as we do you or any other human being. But it is not our place to categorize anyone. God did it when hew made all living things. Do you really view a slug the same as a Christian or as a deer tick or a tape worm? I doubt it.
What we do is follow the Bible, just as God had it written, with no fluff or made up parts. Simple, stark Religious facts.
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

[Didymus Much]

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So you agree with the Nazis...

Old Testament is about 3000 years older than National Socialism, so Nazis agreed with that part of the Bible, not the other way around.

You know who else agrees with that part of the Bible? Every Christian you know (or they wouldn't be Christian). See that church down the street? Full of people who agree, else they'd stop supporting an institution that does. See the guy in a dress with a funny hat? Yup, he agrees, too. Gets paid for it, too.

All those people out there who think that homosexuals should be put to death, and you choose to have your little rant full of misinformation and fallacious reasoning on a web forum, with it's glorious anonymity.

So brave.

Read the Bible.

[DatCoolChristianGuy]

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Jimmy, I'll tell you what. I don't believe your story. I don't believe you're a 59 year old man who recently moved out of his parents home because he realized his family wasn't really Christian. I don't believe you preach sermons.

I do believe there's a Sodomite Scientist breathing down your neck, and I believe that Sodomite is you. I do believe you haven't yet come to terms with the fact that when you touch yourself at night, in the supposed security and privacy of the dark, you know in the back of your mind that Jesus is watching you, and He knows what you're thinking about. I do believe it's the shame you feel for making Him watch such a disgusting event that has broken through your tough-guy persona.

I think you're fighting yourself in an epic internal battle and your eternal safety is at risk. I think your Soul is fighting for its life against your Sin Nature and you don't know where else to go. I think you're lying to yourself and to us and you think we won't notice. But we do, for we are not fools.

Because you're in such spiritual danger, I will help you out and give you the Biblical Armament to thwart Satan's Onslaught (Ephesians 6:10-18).

You as if we should "accept" LGBT people. What do you mean by "accept"? If you mean invite them into our faith, show them the disgusting reality of their choices, to give them enough information to allow them to feel guilty for forcing Christ Jesus to watch them have anal sex, yes, I think accepting them long enough to rebuke them is fine. It's our job as Disciples of Christ (2nd Timothy 4:1-2). If you mean accept them into our homes, into our churches, into our families, the answer in the Bible is a resounding NO. Sin must always be identified, rebuked, challenged, and if one refuses to repent he should be shunned. Capital punishment for homosexual deviancy will, in line with the Scriptures, follow as President Trump makes way for a truly Godly government in power (1 Corinthians 5:13; 2 Chronicles 15:13; James 4:4).

You ask why we need to get married. This answer is also very clear in the Word of God. Men get married to protect themselves from damnation for the sin of lust (1 Corinthians 7:9). Women get married to have children in hopes of gaining Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15). Furthermore, mankind was blessed and commanded from the very beginning of time to have many babies and dominate the earth. It's hard to dominate anything with a small army. Many children = many Christians. Never underestimate the power that a large group of people motivated by personal belief and suspicious of objective information that does not support that belief can have on public policy.

You ask if it's okay to have an abortion. Simply put, "to abort" means to stop a process. The process here is of course the continuing development of a human child from seed to homunculus to man. As Christ Almighty Himself plants the soul in each and every child upon conception, a soul that is already fraught with sin, we know Christ Almighty Himself is fully cognizant of the precious little life, as well as his entire future (Proverbs 19:21). Furthermore, because approximately one quarter of all pregnancies end in miscarriage, or spontaneous abortion, we can be confident that Christ Almighty Himself personally pulls the plugs on those little souls for reasons known to Him alone. You might find this sermon by Pastor Levi Jones to be particularly helpful: Is the Bible Against Abortion?

You ask if sex before marriage is okay. No. No it is not. Not sex with a partner of the opposite sex, same sex, unknown sex, not sex with your own hand while thinking about a young Jan-Michael Vincent. Sex outside the confines of Biblical Matrimony is adultery and Jesus is very, very serious about this offense. Adultery is grounds for Eternal Damnation if you die unrepentant (1 Corinthians 6:9). If you repent, of course you won't have sex outside the confines of Biblical Matrimony, so the question becomes moot.

You're right... I am fighting an internal battle... I came here in hopes that it would be easier to surround myself with Jesus so He can forgive me and save me. Please help me, what can I do to be saved by The Lord?


Thank you for answering my questions, it really helped...


I am so sorry for lying, I hope all of you and especially The Lord will forgive me for that awful sin...

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You're right... I am fighting an internal battle... I came here in hopes that it would be easier to surround myself with Jesus so He can forgive me and save me. Please help me, what can I do to be saved by The Lord?


Thank you for answering my questions, it really helped...


I am so sorry for lying, I hope all of you and especially The Lord will forgive me for that awful sin...

All you need is to pray the Sinner's Prayer! You'll instantaneously be made perfect and whole and forgiven, and any sin you did before will be hidden from Jesus like a homeless vet on Veteran's Day or a kid with bone cancer (Isaiah 43:25)! Then you can live forever and ever with Jesus and all the True Christians™!

What you need to do is confess with your own mouth that Jesus is Christ (Romans 10:9), and that you are a filthy, foul, worthless sinner in His Holy Eyes, and invite Jesus into your heart so you can be created anew (2 Corinthians 5:17). This new creation will be perfect, without sin, without fault (1st John 3:9 ), if your faith is sincere*. If you really love Jesus, you'll naturally want to obey Him in every way, and you'll find this easy-peasy-rice and cheesy (1 John 5:3).

You don't have to say these words exactly, but the sentiment should be there:

Dear LORD,

I acknowledge that you, Jesus, are the Son of God. I believe that you were born of the Virgin Mary in a miraculous way (impregnating her with the Holy Spirit, which is You, without her knowledge or consent, or even the benefit of physical sperm, but by the very will of God, who is, amazingly, also You). I believe you died on the cross for my sins. I believe you were resurrected, floated up into the air, through the atmosphere, and straight to Heaven. I know that your divine nature means you were impervious to the physical effects of the lack of oxygen in space, that your divine body saved you from any danger of your blood boiling, your eyeballs exploding, or your lungs turning into red slush.

I admit that I was born a sinner by your design, and there is nothing I could have done to prevent it, and that is a good plan. I have offended you in the most vile way - I chose the Sodomy Lifestyle. My guilt is overwhelming.

Please forgive me.

Please change my heart so I want to do whatever you want me to do.

Please change my heart to want to read the Holy Bible and agree with all of it.

Be my Savior.

Be my LORD and Master.

Accept me as your Spiritual Gimp. Use me, abuse me, just let me love you and serve you always.

I beg you, save me from the very Hell you created for me in the beginning of time in case I didn't fear and obey you.

In Jesus' Name I pray.

* Some restrictions may apply, for example if Jesus never included you from the very beginning (2nd Thessalonians 2:13), or if He decided for you long ago your value would be as a sinner, as an example of what not to be (Romans 9:21-22).

[James Hutchins]

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Mary, that was beautiful, in a totally non-gay sort of way. Though as a man, I think that God prefers to see actions as well as getting lip service.

We all know that God wants to see a man drop to his knees before Him and open to the enormous Love that Jesus has to offer but at the end of the service, what is left. A warm feeling and a sore throat? That and $6.00 will get you a cup of coffee. But a gift to the Church, one that causes tremendous hardship that shows God each and every day your family does without, how much you really care.