[Scheherazade]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

That's once we immigrate, unless we try to save ourselves.

[Marshall]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Well don't.
We have enough unsaved trash to clean up in America without having to mop up Muslim gore from our streets after they detonate themselves for Satan.
Stay home in Arabia where you belong, America doesn't want you.

[Wide-Open]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

We have enough unsaved trash to clean up in America without having to mop up Muslim gore from our streets after they detonate themselves for Satan.

I always wondered if the Spinal Tap drummers - like Peter James Bond - weren't just illegal Muslims. Would explain a lot, in hindsight.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Well don't.
We have enough unsaved trash to clean up in America without having to mop up Muslim gore from our streets after they detonate themselves for Satan.
Stay home in Arabia where you belong, America doesn't want you.

If only that were true. True Christian Americans such as your self and all these fine people of Landover Baptist Church don't want them, but greedy sinful corporate America sure does. It just sees dollar signs all over immigrants. That is why God punishes America all the time.

[JennyD]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Pre-Menopausal Ladies of Landover, do I have a delightful announcement for you!

I explained this situation to the Filthy Hippies, and they offered to lend a hand. See, I knew I could count on their ultra-liberalism; they can't stand for anyone to be uncomfortable! It tweaks their rich-hippie guilt.

Using funds from the sale of the antique family silver which they refuse to use (it's "too bourgeois"), I've purchased the old Miller mansion 15 miles outside Freehold. I'm sure you are familiar with it; it's the run-down place on Miller Hill, the man-made rise built of rocks taken from fields from miles around. It's Victorian, with a huge wrap-around porch, and busted out windows, wooden shutters, and no front door. You can't see the first floor too well through the overgrown gardens. The neighbor kids think it's haunted . . . silly children.

You may have noticed some activity there in the last few days; new windows going up, a door, and the roof being re-slated. That's right, ladies, I will be opening my very own members-only luxury hotel, exclusively serving women during their time of month!

The Monthly Visitor will have 25 guest rooms, each with private bathroom and balcony overlooking the soon-to-be-manicured gardens. Your room will be beautifully appointed, with your very own air mattress and bedding, and sanitizable modern steel furniture with removable cushions. Single-use bath and hand towels will be made of the finest recycled fibers from the nearby Goodwill, and incinerated after your stay ends. The room will then be fully sanitized with steam-cleaners by our helpful staff, and given at least two days to air dry before the next guest arrives.

A set of three closets will be built in each bedroom; you will have the key to one, and two other women on a different "schedule" will have keys to the others. Your closet will hold your air mattress, bedding, and cushions, some clothes, and any non-food items you wish to keep at The Monthly Visitor . . . your spare Bible, hair curlers, etc.

Full-body Tyvek bootie-suits will be issued to all guests, for wear when outside their private rooms.

Soothing music, herbal teas, chocolate, strolls in the gardens, and prayer sessions before every meal will help make your time of the month feel more like a vacation than a curse! High-speed wireless Internet service is also included, so you can tend to household chores (ordering groceries online, monitoring the servants via Webcam) on your laptop while sipping a hot chocolate on your private balcony!

The Monthly Visitor will be affordable to all Silver Tithers and above. PM me for membership details.

I'm also working on getting hold of that closed 1950s motel down in Mason City. If I can work out the deal, I'll be creating a motel there for Tin, Pewter, and Bronze Tithers, to be called the Don't Drip Inn. Until then, the rear 40 acres of The Monthly Visitor property -- behind the trees, of course -- will be available for camping at very reasonable rates.)

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

If only that were true. True Christian Americans such as your self and all these fine people of Landover Baptist Church don't want them, but greedy sinful corporate America sure does. It just sees dollar signs all over immigrants. That is why God punishes America all the time.

God punishes America for letting sodomites, Jews, athiests, whores, evolutionists, Lutherans, commies, free-lovers, free-speechers, onanists, and abortionists write our laws, driving the Christian religion out of its proper place at the center of the life of every American. Luckily, the tide is turning. One more Supreme Court justice, and we'll be back to the good old God fearing days of the 1820's. Then God's blessings will return in full measure.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

God punishes America for letting sodomites, Jews, athiests, whores, evolutionists, Lutherans, commies, free-lovers, free-speechers, onanists, and abortionists write our laws, driving the Christian religion out of its proper place at the center of the life of every American. Luckily, the tide is turning. One more Supreme Court justice, and we'll be back to the good old God fearing days of the 1820's. Then God's blessings will return in full measure.

Has it ever dawned on you that all the conservative Supreme Court justices are CATHOLIC?

Sorry...You're dreams of Pastor-Deacon Fred's dictatorship are pretty much dashed there.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Has it ever dawned on you that all the conservative Supreme Court justices are CATHOLIC?

Sorry...You're dreams of Pastor-Deacon Fred's dictatorship are pretty much dashed there.

They are Catholics like President Bush is a Methodist. We have it on good authority that all these conservative justices are good and true Christians at heart.

You'll see when the Supreme Court overturns the 22nd amendment and President Bush is declared president for life.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

It seems this thread has drifted off subject. Anyway, for those of you who can't afford a menstrual hut, a large Dogloo works quite well and it has the added benefit of being able to be hosed down for cleaning purposes afterwards.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

It seems this thread has drifted off subject. Anyway, for those of you who can't afford a menstrual hut, a large Dogloo works quite well and it has the added benefit of being able to be hosed down for cleaning purposes afterwards.

Is that poor girl CHAINED to a doghouse?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Is that poor girl CHAINED to a doghouse?

“Chained” is an emotionally loaded word that implies this woman is somehow enslaved. As a good Christians we do not abuse or enslave women. Far from it, as a good Christian woman she has voluntarily accepted her father’s decision to limited herself to a certain physically defined space during her unclean time. All she is doing is being responsible by being chained to a small igloo.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

“Chained” is an emotionally loaded word that implies this woman is somehow enslaved. As a good Christians we do not abuse or enslave women. Far from it, as a good Christian woman she has voluntarily accepted her father’s decision to limited herself to a certain physically defined space during her unclean time. All she is doing is being responsible by being chained to a small igloo.

Chained is a physically descriptive word that denotes having a chain with one end secured to a person's body and the other to a heavy or immovable object.
Good Christians don't abuse or enslave anyone, but LBC does not qualify in my book as either good or Christian.
A woman who washes daily and changes her tampon every couple of hours during her menses is no less clean than any other person.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Good Christians don't abuse or enslave anyone,

Runs with Scissors, would you like to back that up, chapter and verse?

but LBC does not qualify in my book as either good or Christian.

We don't qualify in your book? Wow, I'm just in tears over that one. What matters is whether we qualify in God's Book (the Holy King James Bible), and as we've explained often enough to the hellbound trash, we do.

A woman who washes daily and changes her tampon every couple of hours during her menses is no less clean than any other person.

That's not what the pertinent passages from Scripture say. Then again, I guess you know more than God, seeing as how all He did was create everything, including those lady parts.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Is that poor girl CHAINED to a doghouse?

To be fair, the girl is also dressed like a feminazi bulldyke, wearing trousers and a masculine shirt like she's a man or something. What you don't see in that picture is the word "SLUT" has been applied to her bottom so that passers-by can better judge her character (or lack of character, to be precise).

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Pre-Menopausal Ladies of Landover, do I have a delightful announcement for you!

That sounds delightful, Sister. I may let my wife go there if she's earned enough good-behavior days in the meantime. She says she's getting bored with the garden shed.